One haiku, three lies.
Well done fascist footlocker
I hope you catch it.

Glorified chest cold.
Red Chinee lab-made virus:
Globalist's wet-dream.

We are Covid Kids.
4 million strong, and growing.
That's active cases.

You should not be here.
Please go get your Trump Won sign.
Join the protests now.

Control the virus
Who will make all the dildos
if China goes down?

Let's measure it, Darth
Contraption from old shoe store
Feels good and accurate

I find it interesting how some states in the US have a lingering "active covid" cases and others seem to have "instant recovery".

The lack of consistent reporting of cases and inaccuracy of data leads to poor decision making for those in charge of handling the crisis.

My penis is a bit on the small size, but still I'd really like a blowjob after my morning coffee b/c I'm fresh out of guinea pigs to rape.

Will the virus mutate over the winter into a more lasting and dangerous strain? We can only pray that it will. Therefore the US will be vulnerable to military invasion and China will take over, ending the era of the "free world" and we will all be communists.

You can blame Donald Trump, but his penis is smaller than mine and that's why I voted for him. So it's okay.

to be honest i
don't give a shit about that
guy on here's thingy

twitter is worse by a light year

Fig leaf malfunction
Garden of Eden tent pole
Now here comes the snake

No, I have not pooped.
Next you'll say I'm full of shit.
A double meaning.

Either way, you're right.
My God, you are so clever.
How do you do that?

An overdue patch
Is better late than never
But oh, so, so late

Say, Darth, my good man
It's kind of personal but
Did you poop today?

There are good people
Since God created mankind.
(But not the Marxists)

I must write something.
I only have a minute.
Oh, shit, now it's gone.

Fish are assholes too
"I can breathe in the water!"
Arrogant fuckers

There aren't good people.
Since the first ape walked upright.
Since fish first breathed air.

torch that jazz lettuce
then suck like a hoover, but...
don't be a bogart

set up us the don
all your white house are belong
no chance to survive

Now someone chimes in
"There's still good people out there."
I could write this script

Paying it forward
with random acts of blow jobs
in the Starbucks line

Have you lost all faith..
In God and humanity?
You are not alone.

Sativa fire gold
Watermelon gelato
The devil's lettuce

What you smokin', man?
Indica or Sativa.
Sativa's my friend.

Panic Room fogged up
Combinations of your farts
and this big phat spliff

I enslave my sin.
It does not enslave me.
Except on weekends.

Huh huh, you said "fart".
Fart oo much. I heard it, dude.
Wanna hear me fart?

Methinks thou dost talk
far too much.Thou art surely
enslaved to thy sin.

I enjoy saying highly inappropriate things to get an angry response.
I enjoy watching enemies suffer and often go to lengths to make sure that it happens.
I fart a lot.
I like an occassional beer or two, mushrooms, marijuana, once in a blue moon, LSD. But I get pissed at drunks and those who take drugs way too much.
Hmmm... Maybe I'm just a grumpy old fart. Is that a mental condition?
Fuck it, time for morning exercise.

I don't suffer from
insanity due to the
fact I enjoy it.

It's highly likely
that Darth Whorrendous has a
MENTAL DISORDER.

it's highly likely
those alien anal probes
aren't scientific

viagra shoppers
don't buy those fake boner pills
you know you'll get stiffed

petulant pissant
the puckering president
doing fishy lips

Oh, I had a boner
I steered the Uber with it
They call you Smalldink?

That's bullshit. The aliens picked me up and never once hit on me.

Glow in the dark dinks
No more tripping over them
Prevent slips and falls

Ride in a spaceship
Tall Grays hustling Uber
They'll try to fuck you

Demon rats think they won
But like Fidel fans in Cuba
Soon- find that they lost.

The Chicom killer's
Kill million people, world wide
Demonrats- blame Trump

Thanks for the heads up
I just put in a quarter
for a superball

The Chinese put covid in gumball machine toys. When we're at a low, they will march right in. Take my word for it!

Sunbathing town slut
On an old 7-Up towel
That's when I mooned her

the thoughtful poet
carefully considers verse
and doesn't post here

They fatten them up
Seven weeks of speed eating
and off to market

Phallic Greengrocer
He's calling out the Devil
What a fine eggplant

Cephalopod's choice
Get fucked by 7 seahorses
or read these poens

How about covid?
They look like suction cup balls.
Twenty five cents each.

Made by communists.
At a cost of 2 cents each.
Bio-econ war.

Adrenaline form
From chops u dick
Stick mouth in meat stick
Thrash throat trash

Can-ibalism.
Pinnacle of modern world.
Human meat in cans.

You get dead silence
Mention cannibalism
It's like no one cares

Yeah, go ahead man
Slather it all over you, man.
That would be witchy

Spread Gulden's Mustard
on your bologna sandwich
My advice to you