Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #68855
For party parties.
Cheetos dipped in chocolate.
It's so fon-to-due!

The cheeto that's Trump.
The hot melted chocolate
that's Guilianni.

(However the hell you spell it.)
Haiku #68855
Posted: November 20, 2020 6:04 pm ET
Poet & location: Darth Chef of Look out Gordon Ramsay!... Maybe not.