there is a bottom
he's the man-child at the top
a great orange arse
Haiku #68832, by ash of republican reviews November 18, 2020 11:57 pm ET
So you guys are worried about the next face that our problems is going to disguise itself as rather than the problems themselves.
Go out and buy guns.
That's the only solution.
You will thank me soon.
I know more than you.
Listen to the old-timers.
Can't keep their mouths shut.
Haiku #68831, by It's coming soon! November 18, 2020 11:21 pm ET
You ever wonder...
Do Eskimoes bang cave bears?
Haiku #68830, by Saves on roofies. of You'll never watch Bernstein Bears or Bare Bears w/o thinking of me. In you it. November 18, 2020 6:42 pm ET
Hey look, could be worse.
What if I were president?
Call me Darth Nuke-em!
Reset the clock back
to the stone age and we'll all
use spears and stone tools.
And be mutated.
But that's like half the fun, yeah?
Check out my three schlongs.
Haiku #68829, by President Darth Whorendous of Vice President Pee Wee Herman November 18, 2020 6:36 pm ET
Flush that clogger down
Good riddance, foul orange clown
Joe's coming to town
Haiku #68828, by U. R. Evicted of Haiku Central November 18, 2020 5:13 pm ET
Are you on crack man? C'mon man- you voted for Joe? How damn dumb was that?
Haiku #68827, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia November 18, 2020 2:54 pm ET
President Harris Say it with me sad lofan.... President Harris
Inmate Donald tRump Say it with me sad lofan Inmate Donald tRump
Haiku #68826, by Jesus loves me but not you November 18, 2020 2:54 pm ET
Sometimes I wonder
How dumb republicans are
There is no bottom
Haiku #68825, by Anonymous Poet November 18, 2020 2:44 pm ET
Magic man in sky
Will save us from the science
We don't understand
Haiku #68824, by Retarded christian November 18, 2020 2:39 pm ET
Seventy one million votes For President Trump Not one city destroyed
What does that tell you Democrat destroyer dolts? You won but- you lost.
In less than one year Joe Bribe'um will give The rule of America
To Komodo Harris Then you will holler real loud Damn! what have I done?!
Haiku #68823, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia November 18, 2020 2:37 pm ET
The young Staruck's girl
With a fine outstanding body
and a lovely face
Was glad to see me
Until Gavin Guv. Gruesome
Shut down the seating.
The Bolshevik fop
makes rules for the poor Kulaks
at the French Laundry.
typical hypocrite clown
like all of your clan.
Haiku #68822, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia November 18, 2020 2:14 pm ET
Stop the steal? Really?
Bunch of whining deniers
More like stop the squeal
Haiku #68821, by Anonymous Poet November 18, 2020 11:27 am ET
One haiku, three lies.
Well done fascist footlocker
I hope you catch it.
Haiku #68820, by Anonymous Poet November 18, 2020 11:24 am ET
Glorified chest cold. Red Chinee lab-made virus: Globalist's wet-dream.
Haiku #68819, by Doctor Fauci of Self-Contradicting Nonsense November 18, 2020 9:48 am ET
We are Covid Kids. 4 million strong, and growing. That's active cases.
Haiku #68818, by It's a conspiracy of piracy. of They done stole the vote! November 18, 2020 7:26 am ET
You should not be here. Please go get your Trump Won sign. Join the protests now.
Haiku #68817, by MAGA-natism of Stop the Steal November 17, 2020 11:08 pm ET
Control the virus
Who will make all the dildos
if China goes down?
Let's measure it, Darth
Contraption from old shoe store
Feels good and accurate
Haiku #68816, by Holder of the slidey thing of On bended knees November 17, 2020 9:37 pm ET
I find it interesting how some states in the US have a lingering "active covid" cases and others seem to have "instant recovery".
The lack of consistent reporting of cases and inaccuracy of data leads to poor decision making for those in charge of handling the crisis.
My penis is a bit on the small size, but still I'd really like a blowjob after my morning coffee b/c I'm fresh out of guinea pigs to rape.
Will the virus mutate over the winter into a more lasting and dangerous strain? We can only pray that it will. Therefore the US will be vulnerable to military invasion and China will take over, ending the era of the "free world" and we will all be communists.
You can blame Donald Trump, but his penis is smaller than mine and that's why I voted for him. So it's okay.
Haiku #68815, by Well bugger me in a phone booth, if it isn't Clark Kent! of My kryptonite is cheese. November 17, 2020 8:49 pm ET
to be honest i
don't give a shit about that
guy on here's thingy
twitter is worse by a light year
Haiku #68814, by vhs of used to DW November 17, 2020 8:48 pm ET
Fig leaf malfunction
Garden of Eden tent pole
Now here comes the snake
Haiku #68813, by E. Vaporated of Condensed Canned Bibles November 17, 2020 8:47 pm ET
No, I have not pooped.
Next you'll say I'm full of shit.
A double meaning.
Either way, you're right.
My God, you are so clever.
How do you do that?