BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
310 Days
68076 Haikus
Ruby took her love
Yes, she took her love to town.
She cashed it all out.
Haiku #67118, by Tammy Wynette of Beyond the Grave
March 22, 2020 9:57 pm ET

We can truly say
Oh my God, they killed Kenny.
(Rogers). You bastards!!
Haiku #67117, by of of of
March 22, 2020 4:47 pm ET

ESKADRON's concern:
Useless Senegalese spam.
Please go phuck yourself.
Haiku #67116, by West African Progress
March 22, 2020 3:47 pm ET

Eskadron is one of the most appreciated high-street manufacturers in the entire world that focuses primarily on the creation of high-quality equestrian clothing and equipment. This German concern was set by Pikeur wanting to meet the jockeys' needs, have been looking for professional but also fashionable equestrian accessories. Thus, what makes Eskadron so special and why their selections are therefore popular among riders?Eskadron -- why would riders from all around the world love this new brand?
Eskadron has been tremendously popular among horseriding fans for a dozen or more years today. This new products are characterized by their own high quality attention to detail. Eskadron can also be appreciated for their unique practicality, elegance, and innovativeness of their endeavors, modern design, and accessibility. The brand's offer includes both pro items and ones for recreational riders. Thus, you can discover basic design clothes, professional design, and various accessories necessary for your proper saddling of a horse. Eskadron offers saddle fabrics, halters, rugs, bell boots for horses, vases, fly vases, drapes, however also hoodies, tshirts, breeches, even show coats. All products include the eu, which in addition verifies their quality.Eskadron's collections
Eskadron has many selections. Some are seasonal, many others are constantly available in their deal. The most popular collections of this brand are:
Vintage Sports - established twice per year, this lineup is made up exclusively of horse riding equipment. Services and products from this collection are very straightforward, in conventional soft colors but at the same time quite tasteful.
Platinum Card - launches once a year for those who prefer conventional solutions. You will mostly find gray and black shades combined with delicate picture motifs.
Young Star - line for children that begin their experience with horse riding. It has basic horse riding accessories in bright colours and exceptional designs.
Equestrian Fanatics - clothing line created for riders that like to stick outside. Available coats, hoodies, and backpacks successfully combine casual clothing with equestrianism.
Vintage offer - Their steady offer of clothing, equipment, and accessories. You'll find services and products used for training and everyday rides but additionally elegant reveal clothing.

Eskadron can be a new used by riders from all around the world. For the sake of safety and riding both yours and your horse's, it is worth buying top quality articles, which would enable you to fully enjoy this exceptional sport.
Haiku #67115, by CyberXtek of Senegal
March 22, 2020 2:50 pm ET

CEOs bailing,
Jumping ship, getting out fast.
The question is: why?
Haiku #67114, by Advace Knowledge of Impending Crash
March 22, 2020 7:40 am ET

kenny rogers is
no more, i wish i could give
him one shot of that

whisky, as i heard
him say know the time and place
and know when to run.
Haiku #67113, by vhs of his last words?
March 21, 2020 4:38 pm ET

That Che Guevara...
He's so dreamy. I LOVE him.
(My favorite Beatle!)
Haiku #67112, by Hysterical Girl Screaming of 1964
March 21, 2020 3:45 pm ET

Nanny-state pipedreams:
Their one-world technocracy
Will never prevail.
Haiku #67111, by Sovereignty of God
March 21, 2020 3:35 pm ET

Globalists are worse:
Like data-driven commies
But with more money.
Haiku #67110, by NGOs of Hell
March 21, 2020 3:31 pm ET

Ezra Pound blathers;
Ku-to-yen, Cho-fu-sa (snort)
Lame-ass poetry.
Haiku #67109, by Raku-Hoku of Wei
March 21, 2020 3:29 pm ET

Communist sumvitches
turn loose a world pandemic
That's how commies roll
Haiku #67108, by Dead Che Communist Bastard of Hell
March 21, 2020 2:32 pm ET

Bernie can't decide
Which mansion he should hide in
Hypocrite Bolshie!
Haiku #67107, by Dead Che Communist Bastard of Hell
March 21, 2020 2:27 pm ET

Dem's open border-
They let in all diseases
Then bitch about Trump

Who's shutting it down
Not a chance in hell for you fool
Craven damn grifters
Haiku #67106, by Dead Che Communist Bastard of Hell
March 21, 2020 2:24 pm ET

Democrats haters
The whole country knows it now
Hate the USA-

Loser Idiots
Communist Baby San- nuts
You will lose again
Haiku #67105, by Dead Che Communist Bastard of Hell
March 21, 2020 2:20 pm ET

Glad you are here, Keith.
Love all your guitar playing.
And . . . you like haiku!
Haiku #67104, by You've Got the Silver of RocknRoll
March 21, 2020 11:32 am ET

Neil deGrasse Tyson
is full of it. And so is
Michio Kaku
Haiku #67103, by Futilities of Atheism
March 21, 2020 9:16 am ET

Cherry petals float past my
window but I don't give a shit
cos I got the corona blues
Haiku #67102, by Keith Richards of Good to be anywhere
March 21, 2020 3:56 am ET

bernie is my dad
now shut up
i really dont care 'bout you
Haiku #67101, by mmmmmmmm
March 20, 2020 10:55 pm ET

6 girls, and 6 boys
We can now have an orgy
Haiku #67100, by Female Hentai Protagonist
March 20, 2020 10:46 pm ET

hate takes too much work
the only "ism" we need
is pragmatism
Haiku #67099, by scotch of sober reflection, as I'm out of booze
March 20, 2020 4:20 pm ET

Clarified butter.
I don't hate every Hindu...
But that last ghee? Ommmmm...
Haiku #67098, by Mahamantra of Sanatana Dharma
March 20, 2020 9:22 am ET

i should clarify:
i don't hate every human
but that last guy? sure
Haiku #67097, by scotch of in a very half-hearted way
March 19, 2020 11:18 pm ET

Looking for human
To hate? Just start with yourself!
For you it's easy!
Haiku #67096, by Fortune Cookie of Bad Haiku
March 19, 2020 9:30 pm ET

can't get a hard-on?
don't bother with viagra
try pangolin balls
Haiku #67095, by scotch of hating humanity...
March 19, 2020 9:13 pm ET

chinese wet markets:
capitalism's big fail.
government must act
Haiku #67094, by scotch of ok, so it's not all "wet markets", but free the pangolin (
March 19, 2020 7:55 pm ET

"Repubs hate Science":
That's a stupid thing to say.
It's just meaningless.
Haiku #67093, by 0bservableTestableRepeatableFalsifiable
March 19, 2020 3:46 pm ET

Let's pray it away
Works like a sanitizer
For your sick old soul
Haiku #67092, by Jesus is lard
March 19, 2020 1:42 pm ET

Eagle Claw Village?
The village idiot speaks
And makes little sense.

Repubs hate science
Disbanding Pandemic group
Wss done by Trupm too

Get your facts straight first
Before acting like a fool
I will pray for you
Haiku #67091, by Jesus is lard
March 19, 2020 1:39 pm ET

Godless progressives
All murmuring nervously . . .
Virus got them SHOOK!
Haiku #67090, by Foibles of Atheists
March 19, 2020 8:37 am ET

The Democrats want
Our borders open
All disease welcome.

Such stupidity
a type never seen before
in all history
Haiku #67089, by Yue Fei of Eagle Claw Village
March 19, 2020 3:44 am ET

Hard to believe it
a Chicom disease- terror
tormenting the world.

Best the west wakes up
Communist rule is deadly
To every nation
Haiku #67088, by Yue Fei of Eagle Claw Village
March 19, 2020 3:39 am ET

Dainty, wrinkled frame
Wrapped in onyx robes with a
Wonderful jabot.
Haiku #67087, by Anonymous Poet
March 19, 2020 12:54 am ET

df suckles on
pence's teat, cooing softly:
don't believe science... now
Haiku #67086, by available as oil painting
March 18, 2020 11:29 pm ET

There is no virus.
But there is an asteroid.
Either way we're fucked.
Haiku #67085, by of of of
March 18, 2020 5:06 am ET

The coercive state
has Trump Derangement Syndrome
at global level.
Haiku #67084, by Believe Only Half of It
March 17, 2020 11:08 am ET

"Never let crises
Go to waste" - especially
Manufactured ones
Haiku #67083, by Looking At You, Government
March 17, 2020 1:12 am ET

All of this set up,
Global virus and meltdown,
To discredit Trump?
Haiku #67082, by Sense of Reality
March 15, 2020 9:37 pm ET

see the panic rise
heart of darkness is coming
apocalypse soon
Haiku #67081, by ash
March 15, 2020 8:15 am ET

Now, haiku is life...
And life is a filthy joke.
Where does that leave us?
Haiku #67080, by Hu Wan of Wuhan
March 15, 2020 3:25 am ET

Origin China
Mao Xi could have contained it
But instead lied.

Good Chinese people
Know the real truth about it
And try to fight back
Haiku #67079, by Yue Fei of Eagle Claw Village
March 15, 2020 3:21 am ET

The Wuhan Virus
Was covered up by Mao Xi
Hunts down truth tellers

Murder and torture
Concentration camps- terror.
For seventy years
Haiku #67078, by Yue Fei of Eagle claw Village
March 15, 2020 3:09 am ET

The men in their masks
scrub, mop, wipe and disinfect.
When they're done, I spit.
Haiku #67077, by of of of
March 15, 2020 3:00 am ET

10,000 neutron bombs
dropped on the the major population centers and the world would be a better place and the future would be brighter.
Haiku #67076, by Donald Trumps arm pit lump.
March 15, 2020 2:59 am ET

My step mother used to make the best fucking lasagna in the universe and I don't care if this is a haiku or not so suck my tiny little stinky balls until they smell like your mouth wash.
Haiku #67075, by of of of
March 15, 2020 2:56 am ET

You cannot stop it.
Now go fuck some whores.
Haiku #67074, by Viruses are awesome! of But not lethal enough. We need a nuclear war.
March 15, 2020 2:54 am ET

I want the virus.
Lick escalator hand rails.
Thrown out of the mall.

But do not worry.
When I catch it, I will share.
Sharing is caring.
Haiku #67073, by of of of of of
March 15, 2020 2:51 am ET

A celebration;
The plague's acceleration:
Our coronation!
Haiku #67072, by Crown us with Many Crowns
March 13, 2020 9:33 am ET

Get ready for it
The Corona Holiday
Three weeks of paid leave
Haiku #67071, by Jesus is lard
March 13, 2020 7:20 am ET

Gray green aliens
spread their legs for your dollars.
Some mighty strange strange.

Sex with aliens.
There's no chance of STDs.
Haiku #67070, by Warp 6, Mr. Sulu!
March 12, 2020 11:11 pm ET

It is better to
doodle your noodle than to
diddle your poodle.
Haiku #67069, by You know you miss me!
March 12, 2020 11:06 pm ET