Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 158 Days and 77035 Haiku later...

Spirit births spirit
And flesh begets flesh - and thus
God indeed: Spirit
Haiku # 67168, March 31, 2020 10:21 pm ET
by Ben Adam of Romans 1;3-4
You'll get straightened out
When you meet the Trinity.
So save those questions.
Haiku # 67167, March 31, 2020 10:06 pm ET
by Stay Mad of Stay Saved
but "god and jesus"?
get your mythology straight
holy ghost: missing
Haiku # 67166, March 31, 2020 5:30 pm ET
by scotch of jesus is the son of God, and is God too, and so is his own dad who he sent to sacrifice himself to himself to absolve us of is o
i'm triggered by fools
not even specific ones
just the aggregate
Haiku # 67165, March 31, 2020 5:27 pm ET
by scotch of you're not special
Ooooh. You are triggered.
Triggered by God and Jesus.
I sorry for you !
Haiku # 67164, March 31, 2020 3:20 pm ET
by Stay Mad of Stay Glad
I'm stupid? So what?
That's just how Jesus wants me
His flock of dumb sheep
Haiku # 67163, March 31, 2020 1:01 pm ET
by Buddah
You are all stupid
Dumbest bunch of asshole rot
Worse than infowars
Haiku # 67162, March 31, 2020 10:35 am ET
by Jesus is lard
I like bad haiku
It comes out very easy
Unless syllables
Haiku # 67161, March 31, 2020 12:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i like poop lolrip
it comes out very easy
unless constipate
Haiku # 67160, March 30, 2020 4:02 pm ET
by taeko of zurich, ch
How you like Mao now?
Old Joe and Hunter Biden?
How much $ you get?
Haiku # 67159, March 30, 2020 1:59 pm ET
by Dead Communist Bastard Che of Communist Hell
Evil G.D Chicoms
And all socialist bastards
Scourge of the whole world!
Haiku # 67158, March 30, 2020 1:54 pm ET
by Dead Communist Bastard Che of Communist Hell
Meghan and Harry
Moved to LA
and got jobs at the
zooby zooby ZOO
Haiku # 67157, March 30, 2020 12:46 pm ET
by Bill Windsor of London
i'm not a robot
but what if perhaps i am
and lying to you
Haiku # 67156, March 30, 2020 7:35 am ET
by ash
the world will go on
culling this large contagion
that's making it sick
Haiku # 67155, March 30, 2020 7:31 am ET
by ash
vonnegut was right
a plague of tiny chinese
and the west is fucked
Haiku # 67154, March 30, 2020 7:23 am ET
by ash
So its here- today,
The Communist death virus
How you like Mao now?

It will go on months
Or maybe even for years
Hold them to account
Haiku # 67153, March 30, 2020 2:01 am ET
by Dead Communist bastard Che of Communist Hell
but the phucuphone
is an instrument we'll play
when you pedal steel

this is the temple
merchants are not welcome here
beat your drums elsewhere
Haiku # 67152, March 30, 2020 1:50 am ET
by scotch of bye ashley
We are connected to prime opportunity for sales merchandise. Yuonxi steel industries can provide for global sector of shut the fuck up
Haiku # 67151, March 28, 2020 3:26 pm ET
by Yuonxi Steal of Shut the F Up

The glucophone is a conductor to the engrossed aver of impromptu improvisation. Because of this break-up in everyday soul, we infiltrate the â
Haiku # 67150, March 28, 2020 2:09 pm ET
by AshleyRiz
This is serious.
It's about HAIKU or DEATH.
Unpoetic death.
Haiku # 67149, March 28, 2020 1:02 pm ET
by Pukka Sahib of Seppuku
Ashley, we don't care
about your silly tank drums.
Bang your drums elsewhere.
Haiku # 67148, March 28, 2020 9:26 am ET
by Write Haiku or GET OUT
Get off my damn lawn
Get off my damn lawn dammit
Get off my damn lawn
Haiku # 67147, March 28, 2020 8:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

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The glucophone is mythical for the development of hearing and time, helps to decrease, tune into meditation and overwhelm into the waves of dulcet vibrations.
Glucophone is a to a great extent childish musical gadget that appeared in the 2000s. In the face this, it has fit very in fashion in the midst people of any seniority, because even a insignificant stripling can gamble it.

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Haiku # 67146, March 28, 2020 2:09 am ET
by Ashleyphync
Context is just that:
a text I use to con you.
See? That was easy.
Haiku # 67145, March 27, 2020 3:39 pm ET
by Lexicon of The Rubicon
First define context
Make sure to give me context
To get the context
Haiku # 67144, March 27, 2020 12:06 pm ET
by Context of Context

The "self-evident"
Is your biased assumption.
Context is needed.
Haiku # 67143, March 27, 2020 4:25 am ET
by Boring Analyses of Insomnia
Hey, what's the deal with
Explanations? Can't things just
Be self evident?
Haiku # 67142, March 26, 2020 9:06 pm ET
by Jerry Seinfeld of 10 hits of acid
so, near death visions?
have you ever taken shrooms?
they'll mess with your mind
Haiku # 67141, March 26, 2020 6:31 pm ET
by scotch of untied states of reality

OK freethinkers...
With materialist wit,
Explain N.D.Es
Haiku # 67140, March 26, 2020 2:52 pm ET
by Near Darth Experience
you don't see what is
you see what your brain tells you
sometimes it glitches
Haiku # 67139, March 26, 2020 11:07 am ET
by scotch of did you turn it off and on again?
OK you smarties
With laser-focused reason:
Explain O.B.Es
Haiku # 67138, March 26, 2020 9:58 am ET
by Out of Body Experience
i made up a god
it's all-powerful and stuff
she says to shut up
Haiku # 67137, March 26, 2020 1:46 am ET
by scotch of yea, God has spoken through me
atheism is
not believing in dumb shit
just because it's old
Haiku # 67136, March 26, 2020 1:41 am ET
by scotch of untied states of the wedge issues
Let's eat some ice cream.
Take a lick and pass it down.
Sharing is caring.
Haiku # 67135, March 25, 2020 9:23 pm ET
by of of of
Anyone here get corona yet?
I tried to get it but I guess I need to try harder.
It's what we all deserve.
Haiku # 67134, March 25, 2020 8:33 pm ET
by of of of
Atheism is
One way to get people to
Relinquish their rights
Haiku # 67133, March 25, 2020 8:07 pm ET
by The Declaration of Independence
Atheism's fine
If you like futility
devoid of meaning . . .
Haiku # 67132, March 25, 2020 11:14 am ET
by Richard Dawkin of Squawkin
Elon Musk in cave:
He bangs two stones together.
The Future is NOW !
Haiku # 67131, March 25, 2020 11:11 am ET
by Technocratic Cave-Dwellers Unite
We can get through this
thank God for atheism
Prayer will not fix it
Haiku # 67130, March 25, 2020 11:11 am ET
by Sonny Bono
Elon Musk smokes blunt:
"Yo my nigga!" not racist
He's an African
Haiku # 67129, March 25, 2020 2:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
All poodles are dogs
But not all dogs are poodles
Tech augments user
Haiku # 67128, March 25, 2020 2:08 am ET
by Fan of The Cheese Poodles
Ay Macarena
Aqui esta con tequila
Ay Macarena
Haiku # 67127, March 24, 2020 11:43 pm ET
by donâ of Earth 2.0
Doubt the narrative.
Follow the Soros-money.
Technocrats gotcha!
Haiku # 67126, March 24, 2020 4:09 pm ET
by AI is the Beast of Prophecy
save all the airlines!
pump money into the banks!
socialism? nooo....
Haiku # 67125, March 24, 2020 3:41 pm ET
by scotch of technically it's a kleptocracy
here we go again
the middle-class will get scraps
the rich get bailouts
Haiku # 67124, March 24, 2020 3:37 pm ET
by scotch of party like it's 2008
Dork Lard: Philippines
Has messed your mind up big-time.
Just turn yourself in.
Haiku # 67123, March 24, 2020 12:30 pm ET
by Fighting Filipinos of WWII
The end of the world.
I want a fat juicy steak.
I get balot eggs.
Haiku # 67122, March 24, 2020 11:39 am ET
by of of of
It was not the bats.
Someone breathed one of my farts.
It just grew from there.
Haiku # 67121, March 24, 2020 11:37 am ET
by of of of
Go the fuck outside
no one will stop anyone
Will shall reign supreme
Haiku # 67120, March 23, 2020 6:26 pm ET
by Line of lines
I had it with this.
Hyped-up lockdown. Corona:
the globalist scam.
Haiku # 67119, March 22, 2020 10:00 pm ET
by Alex J. of Austin, TX
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