Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 217 Days and 77133 Haiku later...

Elon Musk smokes blunt:
"Yo my nigga!" not racist
He's an African
Haiku # 67129, March 25, 2020 2:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
All poodles are dogs
But not all dogs are poodles
Tech augments user
Haiku # 67128, March 25, 2020 2:08 am ET
by Fan of The Cheese Poodles
Ay Macarena
Aqui esta con tequila
Ay Macarena
Haiku # 67127, March 24, 2020 11:43 pm ET
by donâ of Earth 2.0
Doubt the narrative.
Follow the Soros-money.
Technocrats gotcha!
Haiku # 67126, March 24, 2020 4:09 pm ET
by AI is the Beast of Prophecy
save all the airlines!
pump money into the banks!
socialism? nooo....
Haiku # 67125, March 24, 2020 3:41 pm ET
by scotch of technically it's a kleptocracy
here we go again
the middle-class will get scraps
the rich get bailouts
Haiku # 67124, March 24, 2020 3:37 pm ET
by scotch of party like it's 2008
Dork Lard: Philippines
Has messed your mind up big-time.
Just turn yourself in.
Haiku # 67123, March 24, 2020 12:30 pm ET
by Fighting Filipinos of WWII
The end of the world.
I want a fat juicy steak.
I get balot eggs.
:-(
Haiku # 67122, March 24, 2020 11:39 am ET
by of of of
It was not the bats.
Someone breathed one of my farts.
It just grew from there.
Haiku # 67121, March 24, 2020 11:37 am ET
by of of of
Go the fuck outside
no one will stop anyone
Will shall reign supreme
Haiku # 67120, March 23, 2020 6:26 pm ET
by Line of lines
I had it with this.
Hyped-up lockdown. Corona:
the globalist scam.
Haiku # 67119, March 22, 2020 10:00 pm ET
by Alex J. of Austin, TX
Ruby took her love
Yes, she took her love to town.
She cashed it all out.
Haiku # 67118, March 22, 2020 9:57 pm ET
by Tammy Wynette of Beyond the Grave
We can truly say
Oh my God, they killed Kenny.
(Rogers). You bastards!!
Haiku # 67117, March 22, 2020 4:47 pm ET
by of of of
ESKADRON's concern:
Useless Senegalese spam.
Please go phuck yourself.
Haiku # 67116, March 22, 2020 3:47 pm ET
by West African Progress
Eskadron is one of the most appreciated high-street manufacturers in the entire world that focuses primarily on the creation of high-quality equestrian clothing and equipment. This German concern was set by Pikeur wanting to meet the jockeys' needs, have been looking for professional but also fashionable equestrian accessories. Thus, what makes Eskadron so special and why their selections are therefore popular among riders?Eskadron -- why would riders from all around the world love this new brand?
Eskadron has been tremendously popular among horseriding fans for a dozen or more years today. This new products are characterized by their own high quality attention to detail. Eskadron can also be appreciated for their unique practicality, elegance, and innovativeness of their endeavors, modern design, and accessibility. The brand's offer includes both pro items and ones for recreational riders. Thus, you can discover basic design clothes, professional design, and various accessories necessary for your proper saddling of a horse. Eskadron offers saddle fabrics, halters, rugs, bell boots for horses, vases, fly vases, drapes, however also hoodies, tshirts, breeches, even show coats. All products include the eu, which in addition verifies their quality.Eskadron's collections
Eskadron has many selections. Some are seasonal, many others are constantly available in their deal. The most popular collections of this brand are:
Vintage Sports - established twice per year, this lineup is made up exclusively of horse riding equipment. Services and products from this collection are very straightforward, in conventional soft colors but at the same time quite tasteful.
Platinum Card - launches once a year for those who prefer conventional solutions. You will mostly find gray and black shades combined with delicate picture motifs.
Young Star - line for children that begin their experience with horse riding. It has basic horse riding accessories in bright colours and exceptional designs.
Equestrian Fanatics - clothing line created for riders that like to stick outside. Available coats, hoodies, and backpacks successfully combine casual clothing with equestrianism.
Vintage offer - Their steady offer of clothing, equipment, and accessories. You'll find services and products used for training and everyday rides but additionally elegant reveal clothing.

Eskadron can be a new used by riders from all around the world. For the sake of safety and riding both yours and your horse's, it is worth buying top quality articles, which would enable you to fully enjoy this exceptional sport.
Haiku # 67115, March 22, 2020 2:50 pm ET
by CyberXtek of Senegal
CEOs bailing,
Jumping ship, getting out fast.
The question is: why?
Haiku # 67114, March 22, 2020 7:40 am ET
by Advace Knowledge of Impending Crash
kenny rogers is
no more, i wish i could give
him one shot of that

whisky, as i heard
him say know the time and place
and know when to run.
Haiku # 67113, March 21, 2020 4:38 pm ET
by vhs of his last words?
That Che Guevara...
He's so dreamy. I LOVE him.
(My favorite Beatle!)
Haiku # 67112, March 21, 2020 3:45 pm ET
by Hysterical Girl Screaming of 1964
Nanny-state pipedreams:
Their one-world technocracy
Will never prevail.
Haiku # 67111, March 21, 2020 3:35 pm ET
by Sovereignty of God
Globalists are worse:
Like data-driven commies
But with more money.
Haiku # 67110, March 21, 2020 3:31 pm ET
by NGOs of Hell
Ezra Pound blathers;
Ku-to-yen, Cho-fu-sa (snort)
Lame-ass poetry.
Haiku # 67109, March 21, 2020 3:29 pm ET
by Raku-Hoku of Wei
Communist sumvitches
turn loose a world pandemic
That's how commies roll
Haiku # 67108, March 21, 2020 2:32 pm ET
by Dead Che Communist Bastard of Hell
Bernie can't decide
Which mansion he should hide in
Hypocrite Bolshie!
Haiku # 67107, March 21, 2020 2:27 pm ET
by Dead Che Communist Bastard of Hell
Dem's open border-
They let in all diseases
Then bitch about Trump

Who's shutting it down
Not a chance in hell for you fool
Craven damn grifters
Haiku # 67106, March 21, 2020 2:24 pm ET
by Dead Che Communist Bastard of Hell
Democrats haters
The whole country knows it now
Hate the USA-

Loser Idiots
Communist Baby San- nuts
You will lose again
Haiku # 67105, March 21, 2020 2:20 pm ET
by Dead Che Communist Bastard of Hell
Glad you are here, Keith.
Love all your guitar playing.
And . . . you like haiku!
Haiku # 67104, March 21, 2020 11:32 am ET
by You've Got the Silver of RocknRoll
Neil deGrasse Tyson
is full of it. And so is
Michio Kaku
Haiku # 67103, March 21, 2020 9:16 am ET
by Futilities of Atheism
Cherry petals float past my
window but I don't give a shit
cos I got the corona blues
Haiku # 67102, March 21, 2020 3:56 am ET
by Keith Richards of Good to be anywhere
bernie is my dad
now shut up
i really dont care 'bout you
Haiku # 67101, March 20, 2020 10:55 pm ET
by mmmmmmmm
6 girls, and 6 boys
Finally,
We can now have an orgy
Haiku # 67100, March 20, 2020 10:46 pm ET
by Female Hentai Protagonist
hate takes too much work
the only "ism" we need
is pragmatism
Haiku # 67099, March 20, 2020 4:20 pm ET
by scotch of sober reflection, as I'm out of booze
Clarified butter.
I don't hate every Hindu...
But that last ghee? Ommmmm...
Haiku # 67098, March 20, 2020 9:22 am ET
by Mahamantra of Sanatana Dharma
i should clarify:
i don't hate every human
but that last guy? sure
Haiku # 67097, March 19, 2020 11:18 pm ET
by scotch of in a very half-hearted way
Looking for human
To hate? Just start with yourself!
For you it's easy!
Haiku # 67096, March 19, 2020 9:30 pm ET
by Fortune Cookie of Bad Haiku
can't get a hard-on?
don't bother with viagra
try pangolin balls
Haiku # 67095, March 19, 2020 9:13 pm ET
by scotch of hating humanity...https://planetsmag.com/2020-03-12/pangolin-balls-erectile-dysfunction-chinese-wet-market-virus/
chinese wet markets:
capitalism's big fail.
government must act
Haiku # 67094, March 19, 2020 7:55 pm ET
by scotch of ok, so it's not all "wet markets", but free the pangolin (https://www.latimes.com/food/story/2020-03-11/coronavirus-ch
"Repubs hate Science":
That's a stupid thing to say.
It's just meaningless.
Haiku # 67093, March 19, 2020 3:46 pm ET
by 0bservableTestableRepeatableFalsifiable
Let's pray it away
Works like a sanitizer
For your sick old soul
Haiku # 67092, March 19, 2020 1:42 pm ET
by Jesus is lard
Eagle Claw Village?
The village idiot speaks
And makes little sense.

Repubs hate science
Disbanding Pandemic group
Wss done by Trupm too

Get your facts straight first
Before acting like a fool
I will pray for you
Haiku # 67091, March 19, 2020 1:39 pm ET
by Jesus is lard
Godless progressives
All murmuring nervously . . .
Virus got them SHOOK!
Haiku # 67090, March 19, 2020 8:37 am ET
by Foibles of Atheists
The Democrats want
Our borders open
All disease welcome.

Such stupidity
a type never seen before
in all history
Haiku # 67089, March 19, 2020 3:44 am ET
by Yue Fei of Eagle Claw Village
Hard to believe it
a Chicom disease- terror
tormenting the world.

Best the west wakes up
Communist rule is deadly
To every nation
Haiku # 67088, March 19, 2020 3:39 am ET
by Yue Fei of Eagle Claw Village
Dainty, wrinkled frame
Wrapped in onyx robes with a
Wonderful jabot.
Haiku # 67087, March 19, 2020 12:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
df suckles on
pence's teat, cooing softly:
don't believe science... now
Haiku # 67086, March 18, 2020 11:29 pm ET
by available as oil painting
There is no virus.
But there is an asteroid.
Either way we're fucked.
Haiku # 67085, March 18, 2020 5:06 am ET
by of of of
The coercive state
has Trump Derangement Syndrome
at global level.
Haiku # 67084, March 17, 2020 11:08 am ET
by Believe Only Half of It
"Never let crises
Go to waste" - especially
Manufactured ones
Haiku # 67083, March 17, 2020 1:12 am ET
by Looking At You, Government
All of this set up,
Global virus and meltdown,
To discredit Trump?
Haiku # 67082, March 15, 2020 9:37 pm ET
by Sense of Reality
see the panic rise
heart of darkness is coming
apocalypse soon
Haiku # 67081, March 15, 2020 8:15 am ET
by ash
Now, haiku is life...
And life is a filthy joke.
Where does that leave us?
Haiku # 67080, March 15, 2020 3:25 am ET
by Hu Wan of Wuhan
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