Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 217 Days and 77133 Haiku later...

Globalists are worse:
Like data-driven commies
But with more money.
Haiku # 67110, March 21, 2020 3:31 pm ET
by NGOs of Hell
Ezra Pound blathers;
Ku-to-yen, Cho-fu-sa (snort)
Lame-ass poetry.
Haiku # 67109, March 21, 2020 3:29 pm ET
by Raku-Hoku of Wei
Communist sumvitches
turn loose a world pandemic
That's how commies roll
Haiku # 67108, March 21, 2020 2:32 pm ET
by Dead Che Communist Bastard of Hell
Bernie can't decide
Which mansion he should hide in
Hypocrite Bolshie!
Haiku # 67107, March 21, 2020 2:27 pm ET
by Dead Che Communist Bastard of Hell
Dem's open border-
They let in all diseases
Then bitch about Trump

Who's shutting it down
Not a chance in hell for you fool
Craven damn grifters
Haiku # 67106, March 21, 2020 2:24 pm ET
by Dead Che Communist Bastard of Hell
Democrats haters
The whole country knows it now
Hate the USA-

Loser Idiots
Communist Baby San- nuts
You will lose again
Haiku # 67105, March 21, 2020 2:20 pm ET
by Dead Che Communist Bastard of Hell
Glad you are here, Keith.
Love all your guitar playing.
And . . . you like haiku!
Haiku # 67104, March 21, 2020 11:32 am ET
by You've Got the Silver of RocknRoll
Neil deGrasse Tyson
is full of it. And so is
Michio Kaku
Haiku # 67103, March 21, 2020 9:16 am ET
by Futilities of Atheism
Cherry petals float past my
window but I don't give a shit
cos I got the corona blues
Haiku # 67102, March 21, 2020 3:56 am ET
by Keith Richards of Good to be anywhere
bernie is my dad
now shut up
i really dont care 'bout you
Haiku # 67101, March 20, 2020 10:55 pm ET
by mmmmmmmm
6 girls, and 6 boys
Finally,
We can now have an orgy
Haiku # 67100, March 20, 2020 10:46 pm ET
by Female Hentai Protagonist
hate takes too much work
the only "ism" we need
is pragmatism
Haiku # 67099, March 20, 2020 4:20 pm ET
by scotch of sober reflection, as I'm out of booze
Clarified butter.
I don't hate every Hindu...
But that last ghee? Ommmmm...
Haiku # 67098, March 20, 2020 9:22 am ET
by Mahamantra of Sanatana Dharma
i should clarify:
i don't hate every human
but that last guy? sure
Haiku # 67097, March 19, 2020 11:18 pm ET
by scotch of in a very half-hearted way
Looking for human
To hate? Just start with yourself!
For you it's easy!
Haiku # 67096, March 19, 2020 9:30 pm ET
by Fortune Cookie of Bad Haiku
can't get a hard-on?
don't bother with viagra
try pangolin balls
Haiku # 67095, March 19, 2020 9:13 pm ET
by scotch of hating humanity...https://planetsmag.com/2020-03-12/pangolin-balls-erectile-dysfunction-chinese-wet-market-virus/
chinese wet markets:
capitalism's big fail.
government must act
Haiku # 67094, March 19, 2020 7:55 pm ET
by scotch of ok, so it's not all "wet markets", but free the pangolin (https://www.latimes.com/food/story/2020-03-11/coronavirus-ch
"Repubs hate Science":
That's a stupid thing to say.
It's just meaningless.
Haiku # 67093, March 19, 2020 3:46 pm ET
by 0bservableTestableRepeatableFalsifiable
Let's pray it away
Works like a sanitizer
For your sick old soul
Haiku # 67092, March 19, 2020 1:42 pm ET
by Jesus is lard
Eagle Claw Village?
The village idiot speaks
And makes little sense.

Repubs hate science
Disbanding Pandemic group
Wss done by Trupm too

Get your facts straight first
Before acting like a fool
I will pray for you
Haiku # 67091, March 19, 2020 1:39 pm ET
by Jesus is lard
Godless progressives
All murmuring nervously . . .
Virus got them SHOOK!
Haiku # 67090, March 19, 2020 8:37 am ET
by Foibles of Atheists
The Democrats want
Our borders open
All disease welcome.

Such stupidity
a type never seen before
in all history
Haiku # 67089, March 19, 2020 3:44 am ET
by Yue Fei of Eagle Claw Village
Hard to believe it
a Chicom disease- terror
tormenting the world.

Best the west wakes up
Communist rule is deadly
To every nation
Haiku # 67088, March 19, 2020 3:39 am ET
by Yue Fei of Eagle Claw Village
Dainty, wrinkled frame
Wrapped in onyx robes with a
Wonderful jabot.
Haiku # 67087, March 19, 2020 12:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
df suckles on
pence's teat, cooing softly:
don't believe science... now
Haiku # 67086, March 18, 2020 11:29 pm ET
by available as oil painting
There is no virus.
But there is an asteroid.
Either way we're fucked.
Haiku # 67085, March 18, 2020 5:06 am ET
by of of of
The coercive state
has Trump Derangement Syndrome
at global level.
Haiku # 67084, March 17, 2020 11:08 am ET
by Believe Only Half of It
"Never let crises
Go to waste" - especially
Manufactured ones
Haiku # 67083, March 17, 2020 1:12 am ET
by Looking At You, Government
All of this set up,
Global virus and meltdown,
To discredit Trump?
Haiku # 67082, March 15, 2020 9:37 pm ET
by Sense of Reality
see the panic rise
heart of darkness is coming
apocalypse soon
Haiku # 67081, March 15, 2020 8:15 am ET
by ash
Now, haiku is life...
And life is a filthy joke.
Where does that leave us?
Haiku # 67080, March 15, 2020 3:25 am ET
by Hu Wan of Wuhan
Origin China
Mao Xi could have contained it
But instead lied.

Good Chinese people
Know the real truth about it
And try to fight back
Haiku # 67079, March 15, 2020 3:21 am ET
by Yue Fei of Eagle Claw Village
The Wuhan Virus
Was covered up by Mao Xi
Hunts down truth tellers

Murder and torture
Concentration camps- terror.
For seventy years
Haiku # 67078, March 15, 2020 3:09 am ET
by Yue Fei of Eagle claw Village
The men in their masks
scrub, mop, wipe and disinfect.
When they're done, I spit.
Haiku # 67077, March 15, 2020 3:00 am ET
by of of of
10,000 neutron bombs
dropped on the the major population centers and the world would be a better place and the future would be brighter.
Haiku # 67076, March 15, 2020 2:59 am ET
by Donald Trumps arm pit lump.
My step mother used to make the best fucking lasagna in the universe and I don't care if this is a haiku or not so suck my tiny little stinky balls until they smell like your mouth wash.
Haiku # 67075, March 15, 2020 2:56 am ET
by of of of
You cannot stop it.
Inevitability.
Now go fuck some whores.
Haiku # 67074, March 15, 2020 2:54 am ET
by Viruses are awesome! of But not lethal enough. We need a nuclear war.
I want the virus.
Lick escalator hand rails.
Thrown out of the mall.

But do not worry.
When I catch it, I will share.
Sharing is caring.
Haiku # 67073, March 15, 2020 2:51 am ET
by of of of of of
A celebration;
The plague's acceleration:
Our coronation!
Haiku # 67072, March 13, 2020 9:33 am ET
by Crown us with Many Crowns
Get ready for it
The Corona Holiday
Three weeks of paid leave
Haiku # 67071, March 13, 2020 7:20 am ET
by Jesus is lard
Gray green aliens
spread their legs for your dollars.
Some mighty strange strange.

Sex with aliens.
There's no chance of STDs.
Incompatible.
Haiku # 67070, March 12, 2020 11:11 pm ET
by Warp 6, Mr. Sulu!
It is better to
doodle your noodle than to
diddle your poodle.
Haiku # 67069, March 12, 2020 11:06 pm ET
by You know you miss me!
not a lumberjack
i really don't sleep all night
does this look like work?
Haiku # 67068, March 12, 2020 12:20 pm ET
by scotch of full disclosure in untied states of insomnia
i'm a lumberjack
and I'm OK, sleep all night
and i work all day


I sleep all night and I work all day
Haiku # 67067, March 12, 2020 11:45 am ET
by scotch of everyone sing
I am a man's man.
I go four-wheelin' and shoot.
Now, where's my handbag?
Haiku # 67066, March 12, 2020 8:17 am ET
by Big )l' Redneck in High Heels
God does not love you.
That's because you're a poet.
Now go be a man!
Haiku # 67065, March 12, 2020 1:58 am ET
by Miyamoto Musashi and his 8 mistresses.
Joseph ate pussy.
Jesus loved some vagina.
They think it's holy.
Haiku # 67064, March 12, 2020 1:55 am ET
by Wholly holy holes. of Holly folly trolly. Ding ding sings the bell.
Hippopotamus.
Scissor-tail fly catcher.
Duck-billed platypus.

Proof that God exists.
If you say no, then fuck you...
and your pachyderm.
Haiku # 67063, March 12, 2020 1:51 am ET
by of of of
Kim Kardashian's
enormous rancid cooter
for next president.
Haiku # 67062, March 12, 2020 1:32 am ET
by KK's Kunt 2020
Corona event:
Solar ejection from crown
The seventh seal loosed
Haiku # 67061, March 11, 2020 9:49 pm ET
by Jest a Lil' Old Studint of Eschatology
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