10,000 neutron bombs
dropped on the the major population centers and the world would be a better place and the future would be brighter.

My step mother used to make the best fucking lasagna in the universe and I don't care if this is a haiku or not so suck my tiny little stinky balls until they smell like your mouth wash.

You cannot stop it.
Inevitability.
Now go fuck some whores.

I want the virus.
Lick escalator hand rails.
Thrown out of the mall.

But do not worry.
When I catch it, I will share.
Sharing is caring.

A celebration;
The plague's acceleration:
Our coronation!

Get ready for it
The Corona Holiday
Three weeks of paid leave

Gray green aliens
spread their legs for your dollars.
Some mighty strange strange.

Sex with aliens.
There's no chance of STDs.
Incompatible.

It is better to
doodle your noodle than to
diddle your poodle.

not a lumberjack
i really don't sleep all night
does this look like work?

i'm a lumberjack
and I'm OK, sleep all night
and i work all day


I sleep all night and I work all day

I am a man's man.
I go four-wheelin' and shoot.
Now, where's my handbag?

God does not love you.
That's because you're a poet.
Now go be a man!

Joseph ate pussy.
Jesus loved some vagina.
They think it's holy.

Hippopotamus.
Scissor-tail fly catcher.
Duck-billed platypus.

Proof that God exists.
If you say no, then fuck you...
and your pachyderm.

Kim Kardashian's
enormous rancid cooter
for next president.

Corona event:
Solar ejection from crown
The seventh seal loosed

the GOP are
*disaster* capitalists
dems are regular

dems are no commies
they are backed by billionaires
bernie's centrist-left

if he's put back in
i'll suffer with the planet
and write bad haiku

real hate crimes go up
wherever trump holds rallies
and bernie scares you?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/03/22/trumps-rhetoric-does-inspire-more-hate-crimes/

https://pjmedia.com/trending/schumers-scotus-threats-should-place-him-on-red-flag-list-gun-rights-leader-says/

When Bernies threaten
To burn cities down and kill
Is that common talk?

Americans are now wise
To leftist do as I say
Jive turkey talk

Four more years baby
You will cry hellish loud
And get violent.

it's a common phrase
"bring a gun to a knife fight"
trump said "take her out"

Communist are worse
Than National Socialists
Then killed millions more

When Obama said
Bring a gun to a knife fight
Did you cry?

Good for goose gander.
The Democrat jive turkeys
Need to use a mirror

Get rid of Chicom's!
Disengage from biz with them!
Dangerous not to!

when giuliani
said trump could shoot james comey
did you give one shit?

when the donald said
maybe gun nuts could stop Hil
were you outraged? no

The Wuhan Virus
Communist party fook up!
How you like Mao now?

Chucky Shumer-dolt
Threats to the supreme's yak yak!
Chucky got red flagged

Take Chucky's guns
He don't have none? wat the hell?
His goon squad does though

Typical jive @$$
Communist Democrat dolt
Use a mirror fool

rubber hits the road
rubber leaf blight hits rubber
and then we are done

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt9617858/

Triangle I am
But four sided is my mind
Shapely eccentric

That's IT! You are right.
GOP are not right-wing...
Mostly globalists.

if they're not right wing,
neither is the GOP.
fox is their channel

Fox is not Right-wing
Fox is corporate money;
Lip gloss. No values.

picture their love-child:
roger ailes and dick nixon.
it's sean hannity

as it was designed,
"Fox News" works for the party.
GOP TV

He entertained us.
Why would I care if he's gay?
He entered anus.

They don't look like shit...
Those chicks are true goddesses.
(They're just a bit used).

You know what sucks ass?
Getting past a relationship with a girl who you were absolutely crazy about and then for bad reasons you both had to end it... but then after some time you try to jack off to porn, but can't because those chicks just look like shit.
That truly sucks ass!

Complain if you want.
A long seven syllables.
Ask me if I care!

oh hi ash, how's your
sex life? nice doggie! lisa!!!
you are tearing me apart!!!!

here's a thing they say:
good is enemy of great.
bad yells "fight", takes bets

Only one true god
Macho Man Randy Savage
Cream always rises

def not a haiku
perhaps put it to music
could be viral hit

i'm not scared of bugs
if the whiskey don't kill me
i'll live 'till i die

not a haiku, but hey, topical as all bejesus :

Late in the year of 2019
a novel virus hit the scene
and though the birth was a little bit hazy
just a few months later the world's gone batshit crazy

we've been waiting, just waiting, it seems
for apocalyptic times

see the people panic buying
watch them freak at their chance of dying
surely the media isn't lying

as news of the spread goes viral

our crisis is no longer existential
it's here and now and pestilential
watch anxiety go exponential

as the stories start to spiral

like coronavirus r.n.a.

it seems that stuff is here to stay
gonna all get some so they say
before the whole thing goes away

that's a dreadful worry

but if you're not old
or sick
or have other complications

you probably won't die
at least from it
in any hurry

but sorry to confirm, something will eventually kill you regardless

BDSM is
A great way to explore my
Anal cavity

drunk decisions are
Leading to pregnancies but
Just gunna send it

when there is no line
There is something that distracts
And that wins us all

Well... somebody's got
Some extremely serious
Mommy-love issues

I need Hillary
Mothering, smothering me
Globally sweaty