oh hi ash, how's your
sex life? nice doggie! lisa!!!
you are tearing me apart!!!!

here's a thing they say:
good is enemy of great.
bad yells "fight", takes bets

Only one true god
Macho Man Randy Savage
Cream always rises

def not a haiku
perhaps put it to music
could be viral hit

i'm not scared of bugs
if the whiskey don't kill me
i'll live 'till i die

not a haiku, but hey, topical as all bejesus :

Late in the year of 2019
a novel virus hit the scene
and though the birth was a little bit hazy
just a few months later the world's gone batshit crazy

we've been waiting, just waiting, it seems
for apocalyptic times

see the people panic buying
watch them freak at their chance of dying
surely the media isn't lying

as news of the spread goes viral

our crisis is no longer existential
it's here and now and pestilential
watch anxiety go exponential

as the stories start to spiral

like coronavirus r.n.a.

it seems that stuff is here to stay
gonna all get some so they say
before the whole thing goes away

that's a dreadful worry

but if you're not old
or sick
or have other complications

you probably won't die
at least from it
in any hurry

but sorry to confirm, something will eventually kill you regardless

BDSM is
A great way to explore my
Anal cavity

drunk decisions are
Leading to pregnancies but
Just gunna send it

when there is no line
There is something that distracts
And that wins us all

Well... somebody's got
Some extremely serious
Mommy-love issues

I need Hillary
Mothering, smothering me
Globally sweaty

I'd fuck Hillary.
Just to say been there done that.
Banged a first lady.

And if she were Pres.,
then I'd fuck Slick Willy too.
Maybe a three-way!

Stuck on Hillary?
I think you are hot for her
You must like pantsuits

Presidents task force:
Dudes who don't believe science
We are going to die

Money was laundered
Truth got snorted up noses
Witnesses silenced

lesser minds can't see
her innocence proves her guilt
this blog explains it

she is so guilty!
although never convicted.
proof of the deep state

Those Arkansas tricks:
I went down the rabbit hole...
Found lots of bodies.

hil and obama
still hatching their evil schemes
in their secret lairs

Rose Law Whitewater
Mena Cocaine Gunrunning
(Arkancided All)

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if your needs are few

We are sell fine watch
Huanjin trading company
There. I made haiku.

go forex elsewhere
this site has no currency
bye hungary ghost

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There's this guy I know
Trying to baptize a cat
Not really sure why

science fiction i
suppose, but discord sez hot
dogs are on fridays

6K years ago
god was making fake fossils
why? to test our faith

shrugs...cats in hats, a
tendency to turn ourselves
to idols of chance

i believe in you
and i believe in your poo
god, now wash your hands

We are all God here.
See, I created something.
Same in the bathroom.

thing about santa:
he knows who's naughty and nice
you're all getting coal

The thing about God
is that He IS omniscient.
And that's our problem.

if god's omniscient
he knew that i would post that
at the beginning

i believe in God
if you do not then that is
not my issue here

god can count to five
'cause the bible tell us so
(in chapter "numbers")

That Japanese stuff:
Anime, weird esthetics.
It becomes boring.

You are the story.
God is the author of it.
So bring Him glory!

god can count to 5
so he's more omniscient
than those who cannot

god's not omniscient
god is not omnipotent
god is a story

omniscience traps god
if god knows all, it follows:
god has no free will

Some scientists say
That the universe is flat
That's hilarious

I can't stand this shit.
God is omniscient, and just,
but we are so lost.

Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust. We all fall down.
Ring around Rosie.

corona virus
sailing out to take us all
a sampandemic

subjected choices
confected predications
toss a word salad

Whistleblower killed.
Obamacided. Yeah, right.
Phukk the See Eye Ay.

nothing wrong with dogs
but me, i'm a cat person
tail, claws and the rest

No thumbs: learned English
Government experiment
I'm a real good boy
https://memeguy.com/photos/images/be-cool-man-be-cool-66009.jpg

i don't know my arce
from a big hole in the ground
but I can google

the second-person
singular present active
imperative of...