You are the story.
God is the author of it.
So bring Him glory!

god can count to 5
so he's more omniscient
than those who cannot

god's not omniscient
god is not omnipotent
god is a story

omniscience traps god
if god knows all, it follows:
god has no free will

Some scientists say
That the universe is flat
That's hilarious

I can't stand this shit.
God is omniscient, and just,
but we are so lost.

Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust. We all fall down.
Ring around Rosie.

corona virus
sailing out to take us all
a sampandemic

subjected choices
confected predications
toss a word salad

Whistleblower killed.
Obamacided. Yeah, right.
Phukk the See Eye Ay.

nothing wrong with dogs
but me, i'm a cat person
tail, claws and the rest

No thumbs: learned English
Government experiment
I'm a real good boy
https://memeguy.com/photos/images/be-cool-man-be-cool-66009.jpg

i don't know my arce
from a big hole in the ground
but I can google

the second-person
singular present active
imperative of...

So now the question
Is, what does the word "arce" mean?
You dangum sumbit

meaning of laurice:
the foetus of the rabbit
eaten as a treat

"prove humanity"
the sumbit page entreats us
and then you post links

so there's bad haiku
and then there's bad rambling prose
beyond bad, there's this

You, Laurie Arce,
Are the greatest poetess.
What great links you have!

Global Warming fears:
Alternative religion
For the atheists.

babies are sinful
only a twisted fucker
could come up with that

but st. augustine
had major momma issues
he said sex was sin

i think sin is in.
cheat on your wives with porn stars
you're the messiah

When virtue becomes
A swear word what will come next?
Righteousness, Heaven?

We ARE born into sin...
But the virtue-signaling
Drives me up the wall.

Original Sin:
The idea that birth is
The primary sin

Virtue-signaling
has infected everyone
including Christ's church.

pointless has a big
point like chaos, a theory
to get to a point

who said i had these
ideas things, i just stole one
then relabelled it

few things more pointless
than badhaiku bug reports
except the haiku

few things more pointless
than badhaiku bug reports
except the haiku

margin right of 10
on css class poem
would fix that^ issue

here's a real shocker:
the u.s. has more poor folks
than all of china

When out of ideas
You can just hit them with your
Canadian Club

when out of ideas,
threaten us with a good time.
boo! it's Canada

Hey kids! You can try
COMMUNISM! It's like how
Things are now but with
Way less food and rights!

You are such little
Rascals, typing haikus with
Your little fingers

May the lines blur and
I be legally allowed
To slaughter you, bitch

This is a haiku
This is not a good haiku
This was a haiku

I can't stand money.
I know money can't stand me.
But I need money.

A Gary Busey
Pokemon, wanders into battle:
Just stands there - won't leave

spoonful of sugar
heals damage and cures poison
umbrella is whack

here's a crazy thought:
Mary Poppins pokemon
think of her attacks

i've posted sonnets
also a few limericks
bend, don't break the rules

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there once was a guy, name of scott
who posted joku here a lot
and a sonnet or two
when he sniffed some glue
but limericks, no he did not

purity is an
illusion created by
the dogmas of Man

i have not been here
in a while now, do i care?
sometimes, sometimes no

Haiku must reign soon.
All non-haiku to be PURGED.
(Restore True Haiku)

I was born haiku
But feel like I'm a sonnet.
Please call me "Sonnet".

You make haiku. Ungh!
We make haiku together.
Ungh! Haiku. Ungh, UNGH!

I will report you
To Haiku Purity Squad.
You will change your ways.