BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
350 Days
and
68533 Haikus
later...
You are the story.
God is the author of it.
So bring Him glory!
Haiku #67001, by Theology of Telenovelas
March 1, 2020 1:42 pm ET

god can count to 5
so he's more omniscient
than those who cannot
Haiku #67000, by ash
March 1, 2020 7:23 am ET

god's not omniscient
god is not omnipotent
god is a story
Haiku #66999, by scotch of He told me so Himself
March 1, 2020 1:18 am ET

omniscience traps god
if god knows all, it follows:
god has no free will
Haiku #66998, by scotch of see Watchmen "A God Walks into a Bar"
March 1, 2020 1:17 am ET

Some scientists say
That the universe is flat
That's hilarious
Haiku #66997, by Anomalous Poet
February 29, 2020 2:59 pm ET

I can't stand this shit.
God is omniscient, and just,
but we are so lost.
Haiku #66996, by Calvinist Doctrine of the Ongoing Reformation
February 29, 2020 1:44 pm ET

Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust. We all fall down.
Ring around Rosie.
Haiku #66995, by Extinction Excitement of Thanatos
February 29, 2020 12:54 pm ET

corona virus
sailing out to take us all
a sampandemic
Haiku #66994, by ash
February 28, 2020 8:31 pm ET

subjected choices
confected predications
toss a word salad
Haiku #66993, by ash
February 28, 2020 8:26 pm ET

Whistleblower killed.
Obamacided. Yeah, right.
Phukk the See Eye Ay.
Haiku #66992, by something happened of SHOPPING
February 28, 2020 6:10 pm ET

nothing wrong with dogs
but me, i'm a cat person
tail, claws and the rest
Haiku #66991, by scotch of licking my butt - what?
February 28, 2020 12:33 pm ET

No thumbs: learned English
Government experiment
I'm a real good boy
https://memeguy.com/photos/images/be-cool-man-be-cool-66009.jpg
Haiku #66990, by Dog of Internet
February 28, 2020 1:34 am ET

i don't know my arce
from a big hole in the ground
but I can google
Haiku #66989, by scotch of untied states of the intertubes
February 27, 2020 10:56 pm ET

the second-person
singular present active
imperative of...
Haiku #66988, by scotch of arceÅ
February 27, 2020 10:52 pm ET

So now the question
Is, what does the word "arce" mean?
You dangum sumbit
Haiku #66987, by Anomalous Poet
February 27, 2020 8:35 pm ET

meaning of laurice:
the foetus of the rabbit
eaten as a treat
Haiku #66986, by scotch, yum yum of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laurices
February 27, 2020 6:52 pm ET

"prove humanity"
the sumbit page entreats us
and then you post links
Haiku #66985, by scotch of oh, the humanity (and yeah, page title is sumbit, which sounds like a cowboy curse)
February 27, 2020 6:49 pm ET

so there's bad haiku
and then there's bad rambling prose
beyond bad, there's this
Haiku #66984, by scotch of speechless, but not haiku-less
February 27, 2020 6:47 pm ET

You, Laurie Arce,
Are the greatest poetess.
What great links you have!
Haiku #66983, by Bot-Generated Marketing of Haiku Timeshare
February 27, 2020 7:40 am ET

http://www.celebrationng.org/
Haiku #66982, by http://www.celebrationng.org/ of laurice arce
February 27, 2020 6:32 am ET

http://romeopen.org/
Haiku #66981, by http://romeopen.org/ of united state
February 27, 2020 6:31 am ET

https://www.bestdealsingapore.com/
Haiku #66980, by https://www.bestdealsingapore.com/ of laurice arce
February 27, 2020 6:31 am ET

https://www.dewdream.org/
Haiku #66979, by https://www.dewdream.org/ of united state
February 27, 2020 6:31 am ET

https://www.lake-grande.info/
Haiku #66978, by <a href='https://www.lake-grande.info/'>https://www.lake-grande.info/</a> of united state
February 27, 2020 6:31 am ET

https://www.solacres.biz/
Haiku #66977, by https://www.solacres.biz/ of laurice arce
February 27, 2020 5:43 am ET

Global Warming fears:
Alternative religion
For the atheists.
Haiku #66976, by Mystical Myths of Doom
February 27, 2020 4:04 am ET

babies are sinful
only a twisted fucker
could come up with that
Haiku #66975, by scotch of i mean, overpopulation yes
February 26, 2020 12:15 pm ET

but st. augustine
had major momma issues
he said sex was sin
Haiku #66974, by scotch of "The Rise and Fall of Adam and Eve" by Stephen Greenblatt
February 26, 2020 12:14 pm ET

i think sin is in.
cheat on your wives with porn stars
you're the messiah
Haiku #66973, by scotch of untied states of hypocrisy
February 26, 2020 11:19 am ET

When virtue becomes
A swear word what will come next?
Righteousness, Heaven?
Haiku #66972, by Manipulation of Population (Matt 18;2-4)
February 26, 2020 11:10 am ET

We ARE born into sin...
But the virtue-signaling
Drives me up the wall.
Haiku #66971, by St. Knox Von Calvin of Saxony
February 26, 2020 11:07 am ET

Original Sin:
The idea that birth is
The primary sin
Haiku #66970, by False Doctrine of McChurch
February 26, 2020 10:37 am ET

Virtue-signaling
has infected everyone
including Christ's church.
Haiku #66969, by Your Nonexistent Virtue
February 26, 2020 8:59 am ET

pointless has a big
point like chaos, a theory
to get to a point
Haiku #66968, by vhs
February 25, 2020 10:52 pm ET

who said i had these
ideas things, i just stole one
then relabelled it
Haiku #66967, by vhs of mine!
February 24, 2020 10:58 pm ET

few things more pointless
than badhaiku bug reports
except the haiku
Haiku #66966, by scotch of untied states of ocd
February 24, 2020 7:42 pm ET

few things more pointless
than badhaiku bug reports
except the haiku
Haiku #66965, by scotch of untied states of ocd
February 24, 2020 7:42 pm ET

margin right of 10
on css class poem
would fix that^ issue
Haiku #66964, by scotch of frontend developers untie!
February 24, 2020 2:20 pm ET

here's a real shocker:
the u.s. has more poor folks
than all of china
Haiku #66963, by scotch of https://www.forbes.com/sites/timworstall/2015/10/14/credit-suisse-wealth-report-there-are-more-poor-people-in-america-than-china
February 24, 2020 1:10 pm ET

When out of ideas
You can just hit them with your
Canadian Club
Haiku #66962, by Trudeau of Bludgeoning
February 24, 2020 10:37 am ET

when out of ideas,
threaten us with a good time.
boo! it's Canada
Haiku #66961, by scotch of and the rest of the developed world, but all you know is Venezuela
February 24, 2020 12:13 am ET

Hey kids! You can try
COMMUNISM! It's like how
Things are now but with
Way less food and rights!
Haiku #66960, by Salesman of Communism Rebranding Effort
February 23, 2020 9:19 pm ET

You are such little
Rascals, typing haikus with
Your little fingers
Haiku #66959, by Doting Guardian Figure of Bad Haiku
February 23, 2020 9:16 pm ET

May the lines blur and
I be legally allowed
To slaughter you, bitch
Haiku #66958, by Line of lines
February 23, 2020 7:56 pm ET

This is a haiku
This is not a good haiku
This was a haiku
Haiku #66957, by Andrew
February 23, 2020 7:45 pm ET

I can't stand money.
I know money can't stand me.
But I need money.
Haiku #66956, by Co-dependent Mess of Mammon
February 23, 2020 2:58 pm ET

A Gary Busey
Pokemon, wanders into battle:
Just stands there - won't leave
Haiku #66955, by high HP, though
February 23, 2020 10:22 am ET

spoonful of sugar
heals damage and cures poison
umbrella is whack
Haiku #66954, by scotch of the imperial march from star wars is very close to spoonful of sugar , btw
February 22, 2020 5:09 pm ET

here's a crazy thought:
Mary Poppins pokemon
think of her attacks
Haiku #66953, by scotch of courtesy of my nine year old son
February 22, 2020 11:25 am ET

i've posted sonnets
also a few limericks
bend, don't break the rules

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there once was a guy, name of scott
who posted joku here a lot
and a sonnet or two
when he sniffed some glue
but limericks, no he did not
Haiku #66952, by scotch/scott of counting syllables
February 22, 2020 11:24 am ET