BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
350 Days
and
68533 Haikus
later...
meaning of laurice:
the foetus of the rabbit
eaten as a treat
Haiku #66986, by scotch, yum yum of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laurices
February 27, 2020 6:52 pm ET

"prove humanity"
the sumbit page entreats us
and then you post links
Haiku #66985, by scotch of oh, the humanity (and yeah, page title is sumbit, which sounds like a cowboy curse)
February 27, 2020 6:49 pm ET

so there's bad haiku
and then there's bad rambling prose
beyond bad, there's this
Haiku #66984, by scotch of speechless, but not haiku-less
February 27, 2020 6:47 pm ET

You, Laurie Arce,
Are the greatest poetess.
What great links you have!
Haiku #66983, by Bot-Generated Marketing of Haiku Timeshare
February 27, 2020 7:40 am ET

http://www.celebrationng.org/
Haiku #66982, by http://www.celebrationng.org/ of laurice arce
February 27, 2020 6:32 am ET

http://romeopen.org/
Haiku #66981, by http://romeopen.org/ of united state
February 27, 2020 6:31 am ET

https://www.bestdealsingapore.com/
Haiku #66980, by https://www.bestdealsingapore.com/ of laurice arce
February 27, 2020 6:31 am ET

https://www.dewdream.org/
Haiku #66979, by https://www.dewdream.org/ of united state
February 27, 2020 6:31 am ET

https://www.lake-grande.info/
Haiku #66978, by <a href='https://www.lake-grande.info/'>https://www.lake-grande.info/</a> of united state
February 27, 2020 6:31 am ET

https://www.solacres.biz/
Haiku #66977, by https://www.solacres.biz/ of laurice arce
February 27, 2020 5:43 am ET

Global Warming fears:
Alternative religion
For the atheists.
Haiku #66976, by Mystical Myths of Doom
February 27, 2020 4:04 am ET

babies are sinful
only a twisted fucker
could come up with that
Haiku #66975, by scotch of i mean, overpopulation yes
February 26, 2020 12:15 pm ET

but st. augustine
had major momma issues
he said sex was sin
Haiku #66974, by scotch of "The Rise and Fall of Adam and Eve" by Stephen Greenblatt
February 26, 2020 12:14 pm ET

i think sin is in.
cheat on your wives with porn stars
you're the messiah
Haiku #66973, by scotch of untied states of hypocrisy
February 26, 2020 11:19 am ET

When virtue becomes
A swear word what will come next?
Righteousness, Heaven?
Haiku #66972, by Manipulation of Population (Matt 18;2-4)
February 26, 2020 11:10 am ET

We ARE born into sin...
But the virtue-signaling
Drives me up the wall.
Haiku #66971, by St. Knox Von Calvin of Saxony
February 26, 2020 11:07 am ET

Original Sin:
The idea that birth is
The primary sin
Haiku #66970, by False Doctrine of McChurch
February 26, 2020 10:37 am ET

Virtue-signaling
has infected everyone
including Christ's church.
Haiku #66969, by Your Nonexistent Virtue
February 26, 2020 8:59 am ET

pointless has a big
point like chaos, a theory
to get to a point
Haiku #66968, by vhs
February 25, 2020 10:52 pm ET

who said i had these
ideas things, i just stole one
then relabelled it
Haiku #66967, by vhs of mine!
February 24, 2020 10:58 pm ET

few things more pointless
than badhaiku bug reports
except the haiku
Haiku #66966, by scotch of untied states of ocd
February 24, 2020 7:42 pm ET

few things more pointless
than badhaiku bug reports
except the haiku
Haiku #66965, by scotch of untied states of ocd
February 24, 2020 7:42 pm ET

margin right of 10
on css class poem
would fix that^ issue
Haiku #66964, by scotch of frontend developers untie!
February 24, 2020 2:20 pm ET

here's a real shocker:
the u.s. has more poor folks
than all of china
Haiku #66963, by scotch of https://www.forbes.com/sites/timworstall/2015/10/14/credit-suisse-wealth-report-there-are-more-poor-people-in-america-than-china
February 24, 2020 1:10 pm ET

When out of ideas
You can just hit them with your
Canadian Club
Haiku #66962, by Trudeau of Bludgeoning
February 24, 2020 10:37 am ET

when out of ideas,
threaten us with a good time.
boo! it's Canada
Haiku #66961, by scotch of and the rest of the developed world, but all you know is Venezuela
February 24, 2020 12:13 am ET

Hey kids! You can try
COMMUNISM! It's like how
Things are now but with
Way less food and rights!
Haiku #66960, by Salesman of Communism Rebranding Effort
February 23, 2020 9:19 pm ET

You are such little
Rascals, typing haikus with
Your little fingers
Haiku #66959, by Doting Guardian Figure of Bad Haiku
February 23, 2020 9:16 pm ET

May the lines blur and
I be legally allowed
To slaughter you, bitch
Haiku #66958, by Line of lines
February 23, 2020 7:56 pm ET

This is a haiku
This is not a good haiku
This was a haiku
Haiku #66957, by Andrew
February 23, 2020 7:45 pm ET

I can't stand money.
I know money can't stand me.
But I need money.
Haiku #66956, by Co-dependent Mess of Mammon
February 23, 2020 2:58 pm ET

A Gary Busey
Pokemon, wanders into battle:
Just stands there - won't leave
Haiku #66955, by high HP, though
February 23, 2020 10:22 am ET

spoonful of sugar
heals damage and cures poison
umbrella is whack
Haiku #66954, by scotch of the imperial march from star wars is very close to spoonful of sugar , btw
February 22, 2020 5:09 pm ET

here's a crazy thought:
Mary Poppins pokemon
think of her attacks
Haiku #66953, by scotch of courtesy of my nine year old son
February 22, 2020 11:25 am ET

i've posted sonnets
also a few limericks
bend, don't break the rules

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there once was a guy, name of scott
who posted joku here a lot
and a sonnet or two
when he sniffed some glue
but limericks, no he did not
Haiku #66952, by scotch/scott of counting syllables
February 22, 2020 11:24 am ET

purity is an
illusion created by
the dogmas of Man
Haiku #66951, by vhs
February 22, 2020 10:31 am ET

i have not been here
in a while now, do i care?
sometimes, sometimes no
Haiku #66950, by vhs
February 22, 2020 10:30 am ET

Haiku must reign soon.
All non-haiku to be PURGED.
(Restore True Haiku)
Haiku #66949, by Bloody Upheavals of Haiku
February 22, 2020 10:09 am ET

I was born haiku
But feel like I'm a sonnet.
Please call me "Sonnet".
Haiku #66948, by Poetic Dysphoria of Damaged Goods
February 22, 2020 10:06 am ET

You make haiku. Ungh!
We make haiku together.
Ungh! Haiku. Ungh, UNGH!
Haiku #66947, by SEcret CoDE of GrUntiNG
February 22, 2020 10:03 am ET

I will report you
To Haiku Purity Squad.
You will change your ways.
Haiku #66946, by State Guidelines of Haiku
February 22, 2020 9:14 am ET

I'd write more but the
Garden gnome under my bed
Won't leave me alone
Haiku #66945, by Schizofabulous
February 21, 2020 8:06 pm ET

My non-haiku identify as haiku
If you don't respect that you're a Nazi
Ree
Haiku #66944, by Syllable Justice Warrior of Trans-Syllable Equality Movement
February 21, 2020 8:04 pm ET

Say it in haiku
Or don't bother to say it.
This site is haiku.
Haiku #66943, by Prose is not Poetry
February 21, 2020 7:59 pm ET

my new policy:
i will ignore non-haiku
did you say something?
Haiku #66942, by scotch of the rules must be respected
February 21, 2020 5:29 pm ET

i'm more concerned with "forever chemicals" and glyphosate in the water table nationwide; plants breathe co2 not micro plastics and bpa, personal solution: water and air filters - derpocrats too busy for anything but scooby doo chase to impeach orange man, improve self: improve world... something > nothing
Haiku #66941, by Oog
February 21, 2020 5:13 pm ET

sins of climate change
do in fact cross party lines
who cares? let's fix it
Haiku #66940, by scotch of I'd vote Republican if they worked for the planet
February 21, 2020 4:35 pm ET

southern strategy
conveniently forgotten
by republiKlans
Haiku #66939, by scotch
February 21, 2020 4:17 pm ET

The first kkk's goal was to destroy
Republican state governments
Often using terrorism
Some people claim to love life
So much they get an abortion
Cognitive dissonance is bipartisan
Suppression of new energy tech is real
Goes deeper than Orange Man Bad
Haiku #66938, by Oog of Boog
February 21, 2020 3:58 pm ET

some people love tech
but also reject science
how do they do it?
Haiku #66937, by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
February 21, 2020 3:47 pm ET