Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 135 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

I was born haiku
But feel like I'm a sonnet.
Please call me "Sonnet".
Haiku # 66948, February 22, 2020 10:06 am ET
by Poetic Dysphoria of Damaged Goods
You make haiku. Ungh!
We make haiku together.
Ungh! Haiku. Ungh, UNGH!
Haiku # 66947, February 22, 2020 10:03 am ET
by SEcret CoDE of GrUntiNG
I will report you
To Haiku Purity Squad.
You will change your ways.
Haiku # 66946, February 22, 2020 9:14 am ET
by State Guidelines of Haiku
I'd write more but the
Garden gnome under my bed
Won't leave me alone
Haiku # 66945, February 21, 2020 8:06 pm ET
by Schizofabulous
My non-haiku identify as haiku
If you don't respect that you're a Nazi
Ree
Haiku # 66944, February 21, 2020 8:04 pm ET
by Syllable Justice Warrior of Trans-Syllable Equality Movement
Say it in haiku
Or don't bother to say it.
This site is haiku.
Haiku # 66943, February 21, 2020 7:59 pm ET
by Prose is not Poetry
my new policy:
i will ignore non-haiku
did you say something?
Haiku # 66942, February 21, 2020 5:29 pm ET
by scotch of the rules must be respected
i'm more concerned with "forever chemicals" and glyphosate in the water table nationwide; plants breathe co2 not micro plastics and bpa, personal solution: water and air filters - derpocrats too busy for anything but scooby doo chase to impeach orange man, improve self: improve world... something > nothing
Haiku # 66941, February 21, 2020 5:13 pm ET
by Oog
sins of climate change
do in fact cross party lines
who cares? let's fix it
Haiku # 66940, February 21, 2020 4:35 pm ET
by scotch of I'd vote Republican if they worked for the planet
southern strategy
conveniently forgotten
by republiKlans
Haiku # 66939, February 21, 2020 4:17 pm ET
by scotch
The first kkk's goal was to destroy
Republican state governments
Often using terrorism
Some people claim to love life
So much they get an abortion
Cognitive dissonance is bipartisan
Suppression of new energy tech is real
Goes deeper than Orange Man Bad
Haiku # 66938, February 21, 2020 3:58 pm ET
by Oog of Boog
some people love tech
but also reject science
how do they do it?
Haiku # 66937, February 21, 2020 3:47 pm ET
by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
probably, we're screwed
civilization is toast
so, should we give up?
Haiku # 66936, February 21, 2020 3:44 pm ET
by scotch of i'm not
solar investments
are finally paying off
in spite of reagan
Haiku # 66935, February 21, 2020 3:39 pm ET
by scotch of you know he took solar panels off the white house, and doubled down on cheap oil?
Get off fossil fuels?
Mean de-industrialize?
A high tech stone age
Haiku # 66934, February 21, 2020 2:46 pm ET
by Oogaloo of Boogaloo
half the country's poor
trickle down was piss and shit
that sure owns the libs
Haiku # 66933, February 21, 2020 2:43 pm ET
by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
get off fossil fuels
end the corporate handouts
nah, let's "own the libs"
Haiku # 66932, February 21, 2020 2:39 pm ET
by scotch of priorities
"this should own the libs"
the republican's platform
nothing else matters
Haiku # 66931, February 21, 2020 2:01 pm ET
by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
We work as a team
to makes the Nanny State scream:
the Boogaloo meme.
Haiku # 66930, February 21, 2020 8:14 am ET
by Break Dance of Secession
You should stop eating.
All people who eat have died.
That's a proven fact.
Haiku # 66929, February 21, 2020 3:21 am ET
by of
Seriously though,
What's the longest time you've fucked?
Stay in forever.
Haiku # 66928, February 21, 2020 3:04 am ET
by of
I am part robot.
Do not ask which part that is.
That is not polite.
Haiku # 66927, February 21, 2020 3:01 am ET
by of
Voting is stupid.
You know the whole thing is rigged.
Search your feelings, Luke.
Haiku # 66926, February 21, 2020 2:59 am ET
by of
Communist goat rope!
Democrats going crazy
Which loser will run?
Haiku # 66925, February 21, 2020 1:26 am ET
by Ronald Raygun of Good times past
What now Democrats?
All your base belong to us.
What will you do?

When you lose bigly?
Burn cities and wild riots?
Or will you wise up?

All your Candidates
Going down in flames damn fast
Its funny as hell!
Haiku # 66924, February 21, 2020 1:23 am ET
by Ronald Raygun of Good times past
Mike Bloomberg swoops in...
To China - the Super Cuck
Pimps out his daughter
Haiku # 66923, February 20, 2020 11:03 pm ET
by True Story
I have a penis.
And sometimes it is happy.
And that's a good thing.
Haiku # 66922, February 20, 2020 8:42 pm ET
by of
How to be rapper:
Your name is two random words
Preceded by "Lil"
Haiku # 66921, February 20, 2020 6:10 pm ET
by Lil Scribble Coin
Dork Lard Figpucker:
That's why the Brits have a dish
called "Bangers and Mash".
Haiku # 66920, February 20, 2020 7:36 am ET
by Zenith of Saxon Gastronomy
Do the Boogaloo.
And the Electric Breakdance.
Newest craze, ya know.
Haiku # 66919, February 20, 2020 7:09 am ET
by Underwhelmed of Overcoding
Congrats on quitting
Beastiality - never
Thought I'd have to say that
To someone, oh well
Haiku # 66918, February 19, 2020 10:18 pm ET
by Anomalous Poet
Google for "This is Wong on so many levels". I think you'll get a laugh.
Haiku # 66917, February 19, 2020 6:58 pm ET
by of
I've stopped banging pigs.
Now I've got a human girl.
She smells much better!

Pigs are just nasty.
No redeeming qualities.
I'm going Kosher!
Haiku # 66916, February 19, 2020 6:54 pm ET
by of
Wong Lofan noodles.
They're crispy on the outside,
soft in the middle.
Haiku # 66915, February 19, 2020 6:50 pm ET
by of
Read Daniel 9;27
Haiku # 66914, February 19, 2020 5:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Abomination
of Desolation. Might be
the Temple itself?
Haiku # 66913, February 19, 2020 8:57 am ET
by Interpretations of Prophecy
Bloomberg the coke head
Don't want you to get to fat
Take a big gulp Mike!

Billionaire Bolshi smuck!
Racist masher @$$ hat clown
Trump will kick yer @$$!
Haiku # 66912, February 19, 2020 5:07 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
and at night we crawl
we crawl along the sidewalks
until the sunrise
Haiku # 66911, February 18, 2020 10:54 pm ET
by nightcrawler
when the net's shut down
and every web page goes dark
bad haiku is last
Haiku # 66910, February 18, 2020 5:13 pm ET
by scotch of hmm, this site doesn't like curly apostrophes I guess
when the netâ
Haiku # 66909, February 18, 2020 5:11 pm ET
by scotch of on a facebook fast
i got bored and strayed
but bad haiku forgives all
and asks no questionsâ
Haiku # 66908, February 18, 2020 5:09 pm ET
by scotch of take me back
a small bug noted
this page title has "sumbit"
attention janis
Haiku # 66907, February 18, 2020 4:55 pm ET
by scotch of quality assurance (hi janis!)
incidentally,
the word is spelled PERDEDOR.
alpha ass indeed
Haiku # 66906, February 18, 2020 3:04 pm ET
by scotch of it's phonetic for garsh's sake
You call me a fool
You say it's a crazy scheme
This one's for real...damn
Haiku # 66905, February 18, 2020 11:13 am ET
by scotch of missed it by that much
You mean perDidor?
Like the guy in Deacon Blues?
Die behind the wheel?
Haiku # 66904, February 18, 2020 8:19 am ET
by I Cried When I Wrote This Song
soy un peridor
i am deacon blues you know.
kiss my alpha ass
Haiku # 66903, February 18, 2020 12:22 am ET
by vhs
Bloomberg as Mary Poppins
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mfLNRGtMaqo
Haiku # 66902, February 17, 2020 11:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm not Donald Trump
And I will stop and frisk you
Give you a lil kiss
Haiku # 66901, February 17, 2020 10:55 pm ET
by Mike Bloomberg of 2020 Presidential Campaign
I'm not Donald Trump
And I will stop and frisk you
Give you a lil kiss
Haiku # 66900, February 17, 2020 10:55 pm ET
by Mike Bloomberg of 2020 Presidential Campaign
You haiku losers:
I defy you. WRITE something.
Make it relevant.
Haiku # 66899, February 17, 2020 6:30 pm ET
by Opiates are the Religion of the Masses
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