Mike Bloomberg swoops in...
To China - the Super Cuck
Pimps out his daughter
by True Story
I have a penis.
And sometimes it is happy.
And that's a good thing.
by of
How to be rapper:
Your name is two random words
Preceded by "Lil"
by Lil Scribble Coin
Dork Lard Figpucker:
That's why the Brits have a dish
called "Bangers and Mash".
by Zenith of Saxon Gastronomy
Do the Boogaloo.
And the Electric Breakdance.
Newest craze, ya know.
by Underwhelmed of Overcoding
Congrats on quitting
Beastiality - never
Thought I'd have to say that
To someone, oh well
by Anomalous Poet
Google for "This is Wong on so many levels". I think you'll get a laugh.
by of
I've stopped banging pigs.
Now I've got a human girl.
She smells much better!
Pigs are just nasty.
No redeeming qualities.
I'm going Kosher!
by of
Wong Lofan noodles.
They're crispy on the outside,
soft in the middle.
by of
Read Daniel 9;27
by Anonymous Poet
Abomination
of Desolation. Might be
the Temple itself?
by Interpretations of Prophecy
Bloomberg the coke head
Don't want you to get to fat
Take a big gulp Mike!
Billionaire Bolshi smuck!
Racist masher @$$ hat clown
Trump will kick yer @$$!
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
and at night we crawl
we crawl along the sidewalks
until the sunrise
by nightcrawler
when the net's shut down
and every web page goes dark
bad haiku is last
by scotch of hmm, this site doesn't like curly apostrophes I guess
when the netâ
by scotch of on a facebook fast
i got bored and strayed
but bad haiku forgives all
and asks no questionsâ
by scotch of take me back
a small bug noted
this page title has "sumbit"
attention janis
by scotch of quality assurance (hi janis!)
incidentally,
the word is spelled PERDEDOR.
alpha ass indeed
by scotch of it's phonetic for garsh's sake
You call me a fool
You say it's a crazy scheme
This one's for real...damn
by scotch of missed it by that much
You mean perDidor?
Like the guy in Deacon Blues?
Die behind the wheel?
by I Cried When I Wrote This Song
soy un peridor
i am deacon blues you know.
kiss my alpha ass
by vhs
Bloomberg as Mary Poppins
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mfLNRGtMaqo
by Anonymous Poet
I'm not Donald Trump
And I will stop and frisk you
Give you a lil kiss
by Mike Bloomberg of 2020 Presidential Campaign
I'm not Donald Trump
And I will stop and frisk you
Give you a lil kiss
by Mike Bloomberg of 2020 Presidential Campaign
You haiku losers:
I defy you. WRITE something.
Make it relevant.
by Opiates are the Religion of the Masses
If scotch unties you,
you'd better cork the bottle
and tie up loose ends.
by Uiskebaugh of Peatmoss
politics exhaust
but since the white house burned down
we can see the moon
by scotch of untied states of reeee
I don't know, more lost
and troubled by a poison world
we all are that
by vhs
Christless souls abound.
God-hating zombie legions
surround believers.
by Normal Doctrine of Christ
when someone is a
believer the people who
challenge them do
so with no effort
of their own in their own lives
sometimes, who cares now?
by vhs
i feel the hatred
of certain people who in
the end, will end too
by vhs
none of us are good
i know i am not, but so
if i kill myself
for the amusement
of some liberal asshole
they dont have to change
by vhs
lie lie lie lie lie
pretend to be a good Christian
lie lie lie lie lie
by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
one person says Reeee to
me then there may be pieces
of them here and there
by vhs
Far left opinion:
Pedophilia... OK!
But racism... REEEE!
by both are gross
what to say when the
muisance goes retires and
fades into blackness
by vhs of some idiot might call me racist
Haiku pronouns RISE !
All Cis-syllable trannys
must regain their RIGHTS.
by Trannysaurus Rex
REEEEEEEEjoice !
REEEEjects reefine haiku form
REEeeevealing the KEK .
by In Disgust We Trust
I reject your cis-syllable tyranny
Bad Haiku, you basket of deplorables
by Leftist of REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i have lost track of all the things i need
to pay attenton...to
by vhs
Gender denial
Thats the root of their madness:
Gender denial
by Biology of LGBTGQQWERTYUIOPASDFGHZXC
Mixed-up verbiage
Incoherence of haiku
Bot-generated
by Adjustment of AI Systems
Dampish summertime
A modern, vampire frightens
watching the giraffe
by Idek
Yo homes its all good...
Smile now, cry later vato
(Doctoral research)
by Flaco of Con Safos
Even the fat ones,
Plus-size cholas, are sexy.
Cuidado, ese...
by El Guero of Gringolandia
Now she flings her thong:
Famous fat lady, singing
Sits down hard on me.
by Scenarios of Lotharios in Barrios
The Haiku ends here
Dirty laundry has been aired
Therapeutic bile
by The Private Detective of Stalking You
The sunrise at dawn
Like paranoia will reign
In your dark shadow
by The Private Detective of Stalking You
The old spinster waits
The HOUSE has revolving door
I'd leave it hanging
by The Private Detective of Stalking You
