Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 55 Days and 78008 Haiku later...
what to say when the
muisance goes retires and
fades into blackness
Haiku # 66888 February 15, 2020 2:50 pm ET
by vhs of some idiot might call me racist
EverÊ
Haiku # 66887 February 15, 2020 12:18 pm ET
by Arnold
Haiku pronouns RISE !
All Cis-syllable trannys
must regain their RIGHTS.
Haiku # 66886 February 14, 2020 8:49 am ET
by Trannysaurus Rex
REEEEEEEEjoice !
REEEEjects reefine haiku form
REEeeevealing the KEK .
Haiku # 66885 February 13, 2020 3:56 pm ET
by In Disgust We Trust
I reject your cis-syllable tyranny
Bad Haiku, you basket of deplorables
Haiku # 66884 February 13, 2020 1:36 pm ET
by Leftist of REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i have lost track of all the things i need
to pay attenton...to
Haiku # 66883 February 12, 2020 11:29 pm ET
by vhs
Gender denial
Thats the root of their madness:
Gender denial
Haiku # 66882 February 12, 2020 8:28 pm ET
by Biology of LGBTGQQWERTYUIOPASDFGHZXC
Mixed-up verbiage
Incoherence of haiku
Bot-generated
Haiku # 66881 February 12, 2020 9:42 am ET
by Adjustment of AI Systems
Dampish summertime
A modern, vampire frightens
watching the giraffe
Haiku # 66880 February 11, 2020 10:29 pm ET
by Idek
Yo homes its all good...
Smile now, cry later vato
(Doctoral research)
Haiku # 66879 February 11, 2020 4:03 pm ET
by Flaco of Con Safos
Even the fat ones,
Plus-size cholas, are sexy.
Cuidado, ese...
Haiku # 66878 February 11, 2020 3:58 pm ET
by El Guero of Gringolandia
Now she flings her thong:
Famous fat lady, singing
Sits down hard on me.
Haiku # 66877 February 11, 2020 3:47 pm ET
by Scenarios of Lotharios in Barrios
The Haiku ends here
Dirty laundry has been aired
Therapeutic bile
Haiku # 66876 February 11, 2020 3:16 pm ET
by The Private Detective of Stalking You
The sunrise at dawn
Like paranoia will reign
In your dark shadow
Haiku # 66875 February 11, 2020 3:13 pm ET
by The Private Detective of Stalking You
The old spinster waits
The HOUSE has revolving door
I'd leave it hanging
Haiku # 66874 February 11, 2020 3:06 pm ET
by The Private Detective of Stalking You
Slapper likes a drink
She fell onto a wine glass
You know what I mean
Haiku # 66873 February 11, 2020 3:04 pm ET
by The Private Detective of Stalking You
Fat or thin, the song
Is the thing. But a thin thong
Singes sin's fingers.

sometimes it's not at
all over WHEN the fat lady
singers her thong.
Haiku # 66872 February 11, 2020 3:00 pm ET
by Dipthongs of Beachwear
sometimes it's not at
all over WHEN the fat lady
singers her thong.
Haiku # 66871 February 11, 2020 1:16 pm ET
by vhs
Ok VHS,
Good point. But it's not over
til fat lady sings.
Haiku # 66870 February 11, 2020 7:15 am ET
by Orchestra of Obesity
the flesh dies, bodies
turn to dry bones, silent end
to loud empty talk
Haiku # 66869 February 11, 2020 6:48 am ET
by vhs
It's called HERstory
You sexist misogynist.
Get a uterus.
Haiku # 66868 February 10, 2020 7:37 pm ET
by Meaningful Discourse of Beasts
you know there is to
be a point where none of this
matters, we move on

it is called history
Haiku # 66867 February 10, 2020 11:03 am ET
by vhs
Dude: I'm NOT Lofan
But yes, Lofan is SO WOKE,
can't get back to sleep.
Haiku # 66866 February 9, 2020 2:28 pm ET
by Wong Right of Never Wrong
Lofan, you so smart
Actually that's a lie
But you like liars
Haiku # 66865 February 9, 2020 2:04 pm ET
by Can I be yo friend
First we were to freeze
Then, the population bomb
Now, it's just Netflix
Haiku # 66864 February 9, 2020 1:32 pm ET
by Malthusian Misconceptions
first the world's on fire
and now we're underwater
it's the new normal
Haiku # 66863 February 9, 2020 6:05 am ET
by ash of australia
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
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Haiku # 66862 February 8, 2020 8:59 pm ET
by Andre 3000 of https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8qMtsir0l9k&t=60s
After centuries,
It's just "HEY YAH HE YAHH HEEE"
(They call that music?)
Haiku # 66861 February 8, 2020 6:26 pm ET
by Athabaskan Basket Weavers
Yeah those fuckers in
Egypt and Babylon were
Real assholes, pagans
Haiku # 66860 February 8, 2020 5:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A thought just occurred:
Maybe your ancestors DID
Deserve slavery...
Haiku # 66859 February 8, 2020 5:03 pm ET
by Biblical Consequences of Israelite Prophecy
now my worst stress
is the worry i don't feel
like going about
Haiku # 66858 February 8, 2020 2:09 pm ET
by vhs
well think about it
this is an old website back
when net was all new.
Haiku # 66857 February 8, 2020 2:05 pm ET
by vhs
I write bad haiku
Then I come back to check site
Same haiku is there
Haiku # 66856 February 8, 2020 10:00 am ET
by Poetic Product Not Moving
Fascism! Hitler!
Deplorables! Wait . . . what was
I talking about?
Haiku # 66855 February 7, 2020 9:52 am ET
by Senior Moment of Frothing T.D.S.
Get in

Or I'll call you mean names online
Haiku # 66854 February 7, 2020 4:35 am ET
by Democrat of Clown Car
Person: complains about MS13
Pelosi: we're all God's children!
MS13 member: ima butt rape n eat u
Haiku # 66853 February 7, 2020 2:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
New Way Forward Act
Bring the illegals back in:
Like re-eating shit
Haiku # 66852 February 7, 2020 2:00 am ET
by SMH of Upside Down Zionism
Ha ha!
Haiku # 66851 February 7, 2020 1:28 am ET
by Nelson Muntz of Acquittal
Poised above, the wave
Is ready to inundate
Hapless fishermen.
Haiku # 66850 February 6, 2020 10:16 pm ET
by Tsu Nami of Epic Proportions
Lofan, don't forget:
Write about the Democrats'
Recent victories.
Haiku # 66849 February 6, 2020 10:12 pm ET
by It's not Right to be Wrong of Signaling Virtue from Hell
Stinking Democrats
You bastards lose once again
Trump whipped your @$$!

President not guilty!
America hates Communists
Like you SOB's

Can't wait- November!
The mother of @$$ whippings
Coming soon to you.
Haiku # 66848 February 6, 2020 8:23 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalfornia
Yes, now I get it:
Salt Lake Pity for Mittens
That Mormonic sap.
Haiku # 66847 February 6, 2020 9:12 am ET
by Angelic Macaroni of Moroni
Only Lofan knows
Who wear secret underwear:
Undercover bat.
Haiku # 66846 February 6, 2020 9:07 am ET
by Hot Soup of Wuhan Cave Restaurant
12 Monkeys theme plays
Bill Gates writhes: orgy of death
"TAKE YOUR FUCKING SHOTS"
Haiku # 66845 February 6, 2020 5:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Romney the Rat Fink
Shot holes in the ship of state
Butt hurt Rino sap!

Mitt the big loser
Hates Trump- so he helps Commies
Mitt- Demoncrap tool

The Big Rat from Utah!
Helped- the Communist loser
Democrat Chitheads

Mitt wanted a job
Mr Trump knew- he was rat
Your fired Ratso!
Haiku # 66844 February 6, 2020 1:45 am ET
by Secret Underwear of Salt Lake Pity
Nancy gets me hot
Her loose dentures excite me.
I want her so bad.
Haiku # 66843 February 5, 2020 11:00 am ET
by Let Her Be Brought Unto Me in White Raiment of Nuptial Delirium
Islam also right
About pedophilia?
Muhammad = pedo
Haiku # 66842 February 5, 2020 10:45 am ET
by Critical of Islamophilia
Dems clap - Pelosi
Tears up speech, that is until
Her strip-tease begins
Haiku # 66841 February 5, 2020 10:14 am ET
by Horrified of Washington DC
Old Horsemouth Bernie
Shafted once again by Dems...
Booty-gig shall reign ?
Haiku # 66840 February 5, 2020 5:39 am ET
by Hack My App of Islam is Right About Socialism
Caucasoids caucus
Causing caucasian ruckus
So bad to be right
Haiku # 66839 February 5, 2020 5:35 am ET
by It's OK 2 B Right of Islam is Right About Women
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