Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 135 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

Mixed-up verbiage
Incoherence of haiku
Bot-generated
Haiku # 66881, February 12, 2020 9:42 am ET
by Adjustment of AI Systems
Dampish summertime
A modern, vampire frightens
watching the giraffe
Haiku # 66880, February 11, 2020 10:29 pm ET
by Idek
Yo homes its all good...
Smile now, cry later vato
(Doctoral research)
Haiku # 66879, February 11, 2020 4:03 pm ET
by Flaco of Con Safos
Even the fat ones,
Plus-size cholas, are sexy.
Cuidado, ese...
Haiku # 66878, February 11, 2020 3:58 pm ET
by El Guero of Gringolandia
Now she flings her thong:
Famous fat lady, singing
Sits down hard on me.
Haiku # 66877, February 11, 2020 3:47 pm ET
by Scenarios of Lotharios in Barrios
The Haiku ends here
Dirty laundry has been aired
Therapeutic bile
Haiku # 66876, February 11, 2020 3:16 pm ET
by The Private Detective of Stalking You
The sunrise at dawn
Like paranoia will reign
In your dark shadow
Haiku # 66875, February 11, 2020 3:13 pm ET
by The Private Detective of Stalking You
The old spinster waits
The HOUSE has revolving door
I'd leave it hanging
Haiku # 66874, February 11, 2020 3:06 pm ET
by The Private Detective of Stalking You
Slapper likes a drink
She fell onto a wine glass
You know what I mean
Haiku # 66873, February 11, 2020 3:04 pm ET
by The Private Detective of Stalking You
Fat or thin, the song
Is the thing. But a thin thong
Singes sin's fingers.

sometimes it's not at
all over WHEN the fat lady
singers her thong.
Haiku # 66872, February 11, 2020 3:00 pm ET
by Dipthongs of Beachwear
sometimes it's not at
all over WHEN the fat lady
singers her thong.
Haiku # 66871, February 11, 2020 1:16 pm ET
by vhs
Ok VHS,
Good point. But it's not over
til fat lady sings.
Haiku # 66870, February 11, 2020 7:15 am ET
by Orchestra of Obesity
the flesh dies, bodies
turn to dry bones, silent end
to loud empty talk
Haiku # 66869, February 11, 2020 6:48 am ET
by vhs
It's called HERstory
You sexist misogynist.
Get a uterus.
Haiku # 66868, February 10, 2020 7:37 pm ET
by Meaningful Discourse of Beasts
you know there is to
be a point where none of this
matters, we move on

it is called history
Haiku # 66867, February 10, 2020 11:03 am ET
by vhs
Dude: I'm NOT Lofan
But yes, Lofan is SO WOKE,
can't get back to sleep.
Haiku # 66866, February 9, 2020 2:28 pm ET
by Wong Right of Never Wrong
Lofan, you so smart
Actually that's a lie
But you like liars
Haiku # 66865, February 9, 2020 2:04 pm ET
by Can I be yo friend
First we were to freeze
Then, the population bomb
Now, it's just Netflix
Haiku # 66864, February 9, 2020 1:32 pm ET
by Malthusian Misconceptions
first the world's on fire
and now we're underwater
it's the new normal
Haiku # 66863, February 9, 2020 6:05 am ET
by ash of australia
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Haiku # 66862, February 8, 2020 8:59 pm ET
by Andre 3000 of https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8qMtsir0l9k&t=60s
After centuries,
It's just "HEY YAH HE YAHH HEEE"
(They call that music?)
Haiku # 66861, February 8, 2020 6:26 pm ET
by Athabaskan Basket Weavers
Yeah those fuckers in
Egypt and Babylon were
Real assholes, pagans
Haiku # 66860, February 8, 2020 5:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A thought just occurred:
Maybe your ancestors DID
Deserve slavery...
Haiku # 66859, February 8, 2020 5:03 pm ET
by Biblical Consequences of Israelite Prophecy
now my worst stress
is the worry i don't feel
like going about
Haiku # 66858, February 8, 2020 2:09 pm ET
by vhs
well think about it
this is an old website back
when net was all new.
Haiku # 66857, February 8, 2020 2:05 pm ET
by vhs
I write bad haiku
Then I come back to check site
Same haiku is there
Haiku # 66856, February 8, 2020 10:00 am ET
by Poetic Product Not Moving
Fascism! Hitler!
Deplorables! Wait . . . what was
I talking about?
Haiku # 66855, February 7, 2020 9:52 am ET
by Senior Moment of Frothing T.D.S.
Get in

Or I'll call you mean names online
Haiku # 66854, February 7, 2020 4:35 am ET
by Democrat of Clown Car
Person: complains about MS13
Pelosi: we're all God's children!
MS13 member: ima butt rape n eat u
Haiku # 66853, February 7, 2020 2:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
New Way Forward Act
Bring the illegals back in:
Like re-eating shit
Haiku # 66852, February 7, 2020 2:00 am ET
by SMH of Upside Down Zionism
Ha ha!
Haiku # 66851, February 7, 2020 1:28 am ET
by Nelson Muntz of Acquittal
Poised above, the wave
Is ready to inundate
Hapless fishermen.
Haiku # 66850, February 6, 2020 10:16 pm ET
by Tsu Nami of Epic Proportions
Lofan, don't forget:
Write about the Democrats'
Recent victories.
Haiku # 66849, February 6, 2020 10:12 pm ET
by It's not Right to be Wrong of Signaling Virtue from Hell
Stinking Democrats
You bastards lose once again
Trump whipped your @$$!

President not guilty!
America hates Communists
Like you SOB's

Can't wait- November!
The mother of @$$ whippings
Coming soon to you.
Haiku # 66848, February 6, 2020 8:23 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalfornia
Yes, now I get it:
Salt Lake Pity for Mittens
That Mormonic sap.
Haiku # 66847, February 6, 2020 9:12 am ET
by Angelic Macaroni of Moroni
Only Lofan knows
Who wear secret underwear:
Undercover bat.
Haiku # 66846, February 6, 2020 9:07 am ET
by Hot Soup of Wuhan Cave Restaurant
12 Monkeys theme plays
Bill Gates writhes: orgy of death
"TAKE YOUR FUCKING SHOTS"
Haiku # 66845, February 6, 2020 5:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Romney the Rat Fink
Shot holes in the ship of state
Butt hurt Rino sap!

Mitt the big loser
Hates Trump- so he helps Commies
Mitt- Demoncrap tool

The Big Rat from Utah!
Helped- the Communist loser
Democrat Chitheads

Mitt wanted a job
Mr Trump knew- he was rat
Your fired Ratso!
Haiku # 66844, February 6, 2020 1:45 am ET
by Secret Underwear of Salt Lake Pity
Nancy gets me hot
Her loose dentures excite me.
I want her so bad.
Haiku # 66843, February 5, 2020 11:00 am ET
by Let Her Be Brought Unto Me in White Raiment of Nuptial Delirium
Islam also right
About pedophilia?
Muhammad = pedo
Haiku # 66842, February 5, 2020 10:45 am ET
by Critical of Islamophilia
Dems clap - Pelosi
Tears up speech, that is until
Her strip-tease begins
Haiku # 66841, February 5, 2020 10:14 am ET
by Horrified of Washington DC
Old Horsemouth Bernie
Shafted once again by Dems...
Booty-gig shall reign ?
Haiku # 66840, February 5, 2020 5:39 am ET
by Hack My App of Islam is Right About Socialism
Caucasoids caucus
Causing caucasian ruckus
So bad to be right
Haiku # 66839, February 5, 2020 5:35 am ET
by It's OK 2 B Right of Islam is Right About Women
We drank together
Beery cheery PI bars
Chase the ganda girls

Practice Shaolin arts
Ride the rabbit bus- Ongpin
Back to Clark again

Went separate ways
Fate sent us on other paths
Sad to hear the news

You left us to soon
Mortals can't know why such things
Happen to good men.
Haiku # 66838, February 5, 2020 4:57 am ET
by Ma Fu Yi of 7th Chamber
Feelings time condensed
Saved for uncertain future
Tree grows anxiously
Haiku # 66837, February 4, 2020 10:46 pm ET
by MONARCH
Wings flapping rhythm
Heart phone rings then confusion
Procrastination
Haiku # 66836, February 4, 2020 10:15 pm ET
by MONARCH
Dreamt of owl-man
Flightless abomination
Perched on a rooftop
Haiku # 66835, February 4, 2020 10:09 pm ET
by Nightmare on Elm Street
this is not a haiku
Haiku # 66834, February 4, 2020 6:32 pm ET
by confused man of I truly wish I knew
SJWs
Always bitching about race:
They're obsessed with it
Haiku # 66833, February 4, 2020 6:10 pm ET
by Irony of Fake Liberalism
I'm an old white man
Less angry than disgusted.
I don't have claws, though...
Haiku # 66832, February 4, 2020 12:28 pm ET
by Rusty McCracker of Whitebread Republic
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