Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 314 Days and 72144 Haikus later...

this is not a haiku
Haiku # 66834, February 4, 2020 6:32 pm ET
by confused man of I truly wish I knew
Always bitching about race:
They're obsessed with it
Haiku # 66833, February 4, 2020 6:10 pm ET
by Irony of Fake Liberalism
I'm an old white man
Less angry than disgusted.
I don't have claws, though...
Haiku # 66832, February 4, 2020 12:28 pm ET
by Rusty McCracker of Whitebread Republic
Angry old white men
The country slipping away
From their wretched claws
Haiku # 66831, February 4, 2020 11:59 am ET
by What's going on
the thing about some
hillary supporters
throw water, im meeelllting....

Haiku # 66830, February 4, 2020 10:33 am ET
by vhs
I need you, baby.
Need you flowing in my veins . . .
My bad haiku fix.
Haiku # 66829, February 3, 2020 7:08 pm ET
by Poetry of Narcotic Effect
Celebrate BREXIT !
Nanny-state tries to flex it . . . .
Nigel F. wrecks it.
Haiku # 66828, February 3, 2020 3:41 pm ET
by Departure of Great Britain from the E.U.
fuggetabout it
Haiku # 66827, February 3, 2020 10:46 am ET
by vhs
Our rays stay focused.
Some lives may be burned at stake.
So don't burn the steak.
Haiku # 66826, February 3, 2020 10:22 am ET
by Vampires, Witches, Heretics and Hillary Supporters
while we are alive
lives may be at stake, and we
must focus on them
Haiku # 66825, February 3, 2020 1:37 am ET
by vhs
regardless if i die
in my sleep or wake up with a
cat next to me, or

whatever, life goes
on, people are burned
in hunan, trump is

still there, others are born
Haiku # 66824, February 3, 2020 1:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i dont let go and
pretend things do not trouble me
life goes on, i want

to like this place, so
thats my perogative
so enjoy my shorts
Haiku # 66823, February 3, 2020 12:59 am ET
by vhs of or eat my shorts
get jesus in your life
and for Christ sakes stop
trying to drag me down

its working
Haiku # 66822, February 3, 2020 12:55 am ET
by vhs
Those easily bored
Reveal that they are boring.
That's why they get bored.
Haiku # 66821, February 2, 2020 7:16 pm ET
by The Struggle of Our Epoch
why not? because i
am bored and bored people
go boring away
Haiku # 66820, February 2, 2020 1:38 pm ET
by vhs
Haiku Heavyweight
Make verse while I defecate
Angry masturbate
Haiku # 66819, February 2, 2020 10:28 am ET
by If this place is so boring, why do you keep coming back?
10, 00 fists in the air
Haiku # 66818, February 2, 2020 1:16 am ET
by ronin of disturbed
Dear Diary,

I've come to the realization that
The bad haiku banner is off-center
And intruding into the text field
I am now mildly uncomfortable
Haiku # 66817, February 1, 2020 9:58 pm ET
by Credulous Boomer Rube of Flyover Country
before Globalist wrecks it.
Let nations flex it.
Haiku # 66816, February 1, 2020 3:06 pm ET
by One-World Govt. must FAIL of course, since the Bible says so
one shot two shots, off
she goes, take a shot, one more
tequila headache
Haiku # 66815, February 1, 2020 2:48 pm ET
by vhs of 1980s vacation
who ordered bat soup ?
wet markets are going long
chug that corona
Haiku # 66814, February 1, 2020 5:17 am ET
by ash
Dialectical: relating to the logical discussion of ideas and opinions.

Deep Throat: First used as the secret identity of W. Mark Felt, who used this alias to supply reporters with valuable information about the Watergate scandal.
Haiku # 66813, February 1, 2020 12:06 am ET
by Translator of Bad Haiku
You: SUCK my haiku
Because my haiku does suck...
so take it all in.
Haiku # 66812, January 31, 2020 6:20 pm ET
by your poetic deep throat
Y'all straight-up lightweights.
When I post my stuff up here
It's complete deadsville.
Haiku # 66811, January 31, 2020 5:48 pm ET
by Looking For Dialectical Interaction
GunBets Casino
Old guy hotel Las Vegas
Multiple shooters
Haiku # 66810, January 31, 2020 11:24 am ET
by What Dies in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas
Haiku # 66809, January 31, 2020 11:15 am ET
by OlegslopYsteenignoppedo of RU
GunsBet Casino (Ð
Haiku # 66808, January 31, 2020 9:22 am ET
by Ronaldvug of United States
i wonder which hell
in buddhaland is twitter
what layer it is
Haiku # 66807, January 31, 2020 2:01 am ET
by vhs
Haiku # 66806, January 30, 2020 7:21 pm ET
by Nancy Pelosi's Dentures Possessed of The Devil
Portal of rebirth
Dakini with martini
Cocktails of the damned
Haiku # 66805, January 30, 2020 3:40 pm ET
by Chogyam Trungpa Rinpoche of Hell
Shan State is a state of Myanmar.
The Shan people or Tai Shan or Tai Yai are a Tai ethnic group of Southeast Asia.
Derriere is a euphemistic term for a person's buttocks.
Kalpa is a Sanskrit word meaning a relatively long period of time.
Bardo is the Tibetan term for the intermediate state or gap we experience between death and our next rebirth.
Dakinis are energetic beings in female form, evocative of the movement of energy in space.
Haiku # 66804, January 30, 2020 1:13 pm ET
by Wong Lofan Translator of Bad Haiku
Kalpas of Bardo:
The green Buddha holds a skull.
Proceed with caution.
Haiku # 66803, January 30, 2020 7:48 am ET
by Red Dakini in Black Bikini
Life long martial arts
A good man kind, strong and true
Left us far to soon

Never know the reason
Fate is the only answer
We all know- its true.
Haiku # 66802, January 30, 2020 5:30 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
The Shan state girl
With the cutie derriere
Wants to see old Wong

Friends for a kalpa
The old man is quite happy
To see her anytime..

They have flat effect
On their droned out faces
To much cell phone brain

No interaction
With other human beings
Drains their sad souls dry

No sense of humor
So everything offends them
The new zombie life...
Haiku # 66801, January 30, 2020 5:21 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
The Shan state girl
With the cutie derriere
Wants to see old Wong

Friends for a kalpa
The old man is quite happy
To see her anytime..
Haiku # 66800, January 30, 2020 5:14 am ET
by Wonglofan of Kalifornia
They have flat effect
On their droned out faces
To much cell phone brain

No interaction
With other human beings
Drains their sad souls dry

No sense of humor
So everything offends them
The new zombie life...
Haiku # 66799, January 30, 2020 5:04 am ET
by Wonglofan of Kalifornia
Generation DUH:
Degeneration of youth
Through technology
Haiku # 66798, January 29, 2020 7:39 pm ET
by Please Refer to Me Using the Pronoun "GOD"
Generation X
Then Generation Y, then
Generation REEEEEEE!
Haiku # 66797, January 29, 2020 1:41 am ET
by REEEEEEEEEEE of preferred pronouns reeee/reeee
Fake history squeals.
It looks like simulation...
and then they sketch it.
Haiku # 66796, January 28, 2020 3:55 pm ET
by Simulation Drill of Actual Event
Try deep breathing. OMmmmm...
Center yourself and be still.
Now --- shoot the place up !
Haiku # 66795, January 28, 2020 3:40 pm ET
by Poor Example of a Yoga Practitioner
Yes brothers it's TIME !
My righteous sisters, IT'S TIME
To END the whole show.
Haiku # 66794, January 28, 2020 3:28 pm ET
by Having a Tough Day with a Magazine Full of Hollow-Point Ammunition
Oh Virgin Mary,
If only I were Catholic
I could pray to you.
Haiku # 66793, January 28, 2020 3:24 pm ET
by Jesus Christ's siblings of Nazareth (because love hurts)
I love you Jesus!
Now, can you take me out of
this horrible dream?
Haiku # 66792, January 28, 2020 3:20 pm ET
by Severed Head of John the Baptist
You will obey me.
You will remain in the car.
While I kill your friend
Haiku # 66791, January 28, 2020 3:17 pm ET
by Too Many True Crime Bedtime Stories
Just getting started.
I stole the crown from Basho.
Haiku'ed myself straight!
Haiku # 66790, January 28, 2020 3:15 pm ET
by Some Boring Jap in a Screen Painting
Ass Stimulation:
It starts as Darth Figpucker...
Ends shitting itself.
Haiku # 66789, January 28, 2020 3:13 pm ET
by Darth this is your Mom. Come home for Dinner!
No mere A.I. bot
shall ever approximate
my haiku brilliance
Haiku # 66788, January 28, 2020 3:10 pm ET
by Cognitively Impaired Loser Passed Out in Pool of his Own Vomit
Yo this website sux.
Stupid-ass people be like:
I'm a write some shit.
Haiku # 66787, January 28, 2020 3:04 pm ET
by Tyree Tyrone of Kangistan
As it wast above,
So mayest it be below.
Hail, shining seraph!
Haiku # 66786, January 28, 2020 3:00 pm ET
by Your Humble Local Warlock of Luciferian Satanism
Oh most Holy Lord
Bless thou Donald Trump. Amen.
You may all rise now.
Haiku # 66785, January 28, 2020 2:58 pm ET
by The Right Reverend Rector Roberts of Rotheringham
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