the thing about some
hillary supporters
throw water, im meeelllting....


meeellllltinnngggg....

I need you, baby.
Need you flowing in my veins . . .
My bad haiku fix.

Celebrate BREXIT !
Nanny-state tries to flex it . . . .
Nigel F. wrecks it.

fuggetabout it

Our rays stay focused.
Some lives may be burned at stake.
So don't burn the steak.

while we are alive
lives may be at stake, and we
must focus on them

regardless if i die
in my sleep or wake up with a
cat next to me, or

whatever, life goes
on, people are burned
in hunan, trump is

still there, others are born

i dont let go and
pretend things do not trouble me
life goes on, i want

to like this place, so
thats my perogative
so enjoy my shorts

get jesus in your life
and for Christ sakes stop
trying to drag me down

its working

Those easily bored
Reveal that they are boring.
That's why they get bored.

why not? because i
am bored and bored people
go boring away

Haiku Heavyweight
Make verse while I defecate
Angry masturbate

10, 00 fists in the air

Dear Diary,

I've come to the realization that
The bad haiku banner is off-center
And intruding into the text field
I am now mildly uncomfortable

BREXIT ! then, FREXIT,
before Globalist wrecks it.
Let nations flex it.

one shot two shots, off
she goes, take a shot, one more
tequila headache

who ordered bat soup ?
wet markets are going long
chug that corona

Dialectical: relating to the logical discussion of ideas and opinions.

Deep Throat: First used as the secret identity of W. Mark Felt, who used this alias to supply reporters with valuable information about the Watergate scandal.

You: SUCK my haiku
Because my haiku does suck...
so take it all in.

Y'all straight-up lightweights.
When I post my stuff up here
It's complete deadsville.

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Old guy hotel Las Vegas
Multiple shooters

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i wonder which hell
in buddhaland is twitter
what layer it is

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Portal of rebirth
Dakini with martini
Cocktails of the damned

Shan State is a state of Myanmar.
The Shan people or Tai Shan or Tai Yai are a Tai ethnic group of Southeast Asia.
Derriere is a euphemistic term for a person's buttocks.
Kalpa is a Sanskrit word meaning a relatively long period of time.
Bardo is the Tibetan term for the intermediate state or gap we experience between death and our next rebirth.
Dakinis are energetic beings in female form, evocative of the movement of energy in space.

Kalpas of Bardo:
The green Buddha holds a skull.
Proceed with caution.

Life long martial arts
A good man kind, strong and true
Left us far to soon

Never know the reason
Fate is the only answer
We all know- its true.

The Shan state girl
With the cutie derriere
Wants to see old Wong

Friends for a kalpa
The old man is quite happy
To see her anytime..

They have flat effect
On their droned out faces
To much cell phone brain

No interaction
With other human beings
Drains their sad souls dry

No sense of humor
So everything offends them
The new zombie life...

The Shan state girl
With the cutie derriere
Wants to see old Wong

Friends for a kalpa
The old man is quite happy
To see her anytime..

They have flat effect
On their droned out faces
To much cell phone brain

No interaction
With other human beings
Drains their sad souls dry

No sense of humor
So everything offends them
The new zombie life...

Generation DUH:
Degeneration of youth
Through technology

Generation X
Then Generation Y, then
Generation REEEEEEE!

Fake history squeals.
It looks like simulation...
and then they sketch it.

Try deep breathing. OMmmmm...
Center yourself and be still.
Now --- shoot the place up !

Yes brothers it's TIME !
My righteous sisters, IT'S TIME
To END the whole show.

Oh Virgin Mary,
If only I were Catholic
I could pray to you.

I love you Jesus!
Now, can you take me out of
this horrible dream?

You will obey me.
You will remain in the car.
While I kill your friend

Just getting started.
I stole the crown from Basho.
Haiku'ed myself straight!

Ass Stimulation:
It starts as Darth Figpucker...
Ends shitting itself.

No mere A.I. bot
shall ever approximate
my haiku brilliance

Yo this website sux.
Stupid-ass people be like:
I'm a write some shit.

As it wast above,
So mayest it be below.
Hail, shining seraph!

Oh most Holy Lord
Bless thou Donald Trump. Amen.
You may all rise now.

Fuck Donald Trump. Fuck
Donald Trump. Fuck Donald Trump.
(O.K. mom, I'm done.)

Assimilation:
Starts with waves of plebeians
who never do it.

Ass stimulation
It starts as stimulation
And then they stretch it

Practice Mindfulness
Remember close toilet seat
Please remember flush