i wonder which hell
in buddhaland is twitter
what layer it is

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Portal of rebirth
Dakini with martini
Cocktails of the damned

Shan State is a state of Myanmar.
The Shan people or Tai Shan or Tai Yai are a Tai ethnic group of Southeast Asia.
Derriere is a euphemistic term for a person's buttocks.
Kalpa is a Sanskrit word meaning a relatively long period of time.
Bardo is the Tibetan term for the intermediate state or gap we experience between death and our next rebirth.
Dakinis are energetic beings in female form, evocative of the movement of energy in space.

Kalpas of Bardo:
The green Buddha holds a skull.
Proceed with caution.

Life long martial arts
A good man kind, strong and true
Left us far to soon

Never know the reason
Fate is the only answer
We all know- its true.

The Shan state girl
With the cutie derriere
Wants to see old Wong

Friends for a kalpa
The old man is quite happy
To see her anytime..

They have flat effect
On their droned out faces
To much cell phone brain

No interaction
With other human beings
Drains their sad souls dry

No sense of humor
So everything offends them
The new zombie life...

The Shan state girl
With the cutie derriere
Wants to see old Wong

Friends for a kalpa
The old man is quite happy
To see her anytime..

They have flat effect
On their droned out faces
To much cell phone brain

No interaction
With other human beings
Drains their sad souls dry

No sense of humor
So everything offends them
The new zombie life...

Generation DUH:
Degeneration of youth
Through technology

Generation X
Then Generation Y, then
Generation REEEEEEE!

Fake history squeals.
It looks like simulation...
and then they sketch it.

Try deep breathing. OMmmmm...
Center yourself and be still.
Now --- shoot the place up !

Yes brothers it's TIME !
My righteous sisters, IT'S TIME
To END the whole show.

Oh Virgin Mary,
If only I were Catholic
I could pray to you.

I love you Jesus!
Now, can you take me out of
this horrible dream?

You will obey me.
You will remain in the car.
While I kill your friend

Just getting started.
I stole the crown from Basho.
Haiku'ed myself straight!

Ass Stimulation:
It starts as Darth Figpucker...
Ends shitting itself.

No mere A.I. bot
shall ever approximate
my haiku brilliance

Yo this website sux.
Stupid-ass people be like:
I'm a write some shit.

As it wast above,
So mayest it be below.
Hail, shining seraph!

Oh most Holy Lord
Bless thou Donald Trump. Amen.
You may all rise now.

Fuck Donald Trump. Fuck
Donald Trump. Fuck Donald Trump.
(O.K. mom, I'm done.)

Assimilation:
Starts with waves of plebeians
who never do it.

Ass stimulation
It starts as stimulation
And then they stretch it

Practice Mindfulness
Remember close toilet seat
Please remember flush

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history reveals
it starts as stimulation
and then they stretch it

Hey, Mister Bill Gates:
Get yourself vaccinated.
Tell us how it goes.

Bill Gates orgasms
Every plague: antihumans
Please start with yourselves

You lite so poolry
rousy poetry, gaijin.
Who order noodle?

Git over here Clem;
Haiku done broke up muh still.
Moon still shinin' tho . . .

I need more haiku.
Don't want Facebook, no Twitter
Just more haiku, please.

histaminic hell
making my red eyes scratchy
while my nose dribbles

Reflux distinctly
Or spell your scheming chem-trails:
That's obfuscation.

reflect succinctly
or spill your steaming entrails
that's education

Zombies and werewolves
Masturbating by moonlight
Let's order.pizza

If u feel bloated
then you need to release gas.
Hence, this haiku site.

i put a joke on
here, and they expand on it
I'm feeling bloated

Them damn federulz...
If they come round here agin,
I'll pepper their hide!

You're on the side of
Homosexual Marxists.
Go on, admit it.

Order and chaos
Had child: named "Reality"
Child support: Cosmos

Gawd Damn It Woman
Quit moving my stuff around
Can't fooking find it!

Pt 1 of two parts quit moving my stuff @#$%^%!!!

If you do not stop!
I will spank your @$$ damn hard!
Is that what you want?

Trump shadow boxing
Looking at you, Mike Bloomberg
Kick your fucking ass

Order loves chaos
And chaos loves order, too
So they got married

Order loves chaos
And chaos loves order, too
But they got divorced

chaos vs order
or order vs chaos, so
easy to ger those two

things disorganized

Light in the darkness
All is violence, all is peace
Existence is odd