Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 21 Days and 74124 Haikus later...

Trump shadow boxing
Looking at you, Mike Bloomberg
Kick your fucking ass
Haiku # 66762, January 24, 2020 1:22 am ET
by Donald J Trump of White House
Order loves chaos
And chaos loves order, too
So they got married
Haiku # 66761, January 24, 2020 1:07 am ET
by Construct of Deconstruction
Order loves chaos
And chaos loves order, too
But they got divorced
Haiku # 66760, January 24, 2020 1:05 am ET
by Construct of Construction
chaos vs order
or order vs chaos, so
easy to ger those two

things disorganized
Haiku # 66759, January 24, 2020 12:09 am ET
by vhs
Light in the darkness
All is violence, all is peace
Existence is odd
Haiku # 66758, January 23, 2020 11:47 pm ET
by dvd
i chewed tobacco a
long time ago and wonder
how much in total?
Haiku # 66757, January 23, 2020 12:09 pm ET
by vhs
STOP: Haiku alert!
You got to watch this Gong Show.
(the hillbilly dude)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9gmBQPQ4ns&feature=emb_title
Haiku # 66756, January 23, 2020 8:23 am ET
by Jed Clampett of Unclamped
I got a idea:
How bout write us some haiku
on any old theme...
Haiku # 66755, January 23, 2020 8:15 am ET
by Clem of Jest a-Settin on muh Cabin Porch
Frigging politics
Just minding my own business
I am innocent
Haiku # 66754, January 23, 2020 12:56 am ET
by Ham Sandwich of Indictment
I'm trying to help
myself by exercizing
i might die but i

had a heart attack
so i have an urge to fight
and beat this damn thing
Haiku # 66753, January 22, 2020 10:33 pm ET
by vhs
since i want to live
and not die, i don't need your
help living either

so AOC...fuck off
Haiku # 66752, January 22, 2020 10:28 pm ET
by vhs
if i want to die
I'll just blow my own brains out
i don't need your help
Haiku # 66751, January 22, 2020 10:27 pm ET
by vhs
We will furry you
All of us: soft and fluffy
Prepare to cuddle
Haiku # 66750, January 22, 2020 9:34 pm ET
by Adorable Critters of Frolicking Fields
We will bury you.
All of you: soft and useless.
Prepare for your death.
Haiku # 66749, January 22, 2020 7:59 pm ET
by Medo-Persian Invasion Force of Shushan Citadel
That's all a big lie!
The phone bill was enormous!
Phone sex was bad too.
Haiku # 66748, January 22, 2020 7:16 pm ET
by Totally not worth it. of 1-800-Fat-chix
Telemarketing
Now for a limited time
Free! Heavy Breathing!
Haiku # 66747, January 22, 2020 6:08 pm ET
by Pervert of Phone
Telemarketing
Now for a limited time
Free! Heavy Breathing!
Haiku # 66746, January 22, 2020 6:08 pm ET
by Pervert of Phone
Telemarketing
Now for a limited time
Free! Heavy Breathing!
Haiku # 66745, January 22, 2020 6:08 pm ET
by Pervert of Phone
Telemarketing
Now for a limited time
Free! Heavy Breathing!
Haiku # 66744, January 22, 2020 6:07 pm ET
by Pervert of Phone
I'm just in a tee
at 46 sitting and
typing words on here
Haiku # 66743, January 22, 2020 10:58 am ET
by vhs
Hello Poetry
Eliot York loves Haiku
Goodbye Poetry
Haiku # 66742, January 22, 2020 7:24 am ET
by Haikuist of Foetry
My daughter mistook
tenticles for testicles
and we had a laugh.
Haiku # 66741, January 21, 2020 6:25 pm ET
by Fun day at the beach.
Hentai? Tie a hen?
My, you people are so weird.
Y'all need to get saved!
Haiku # 66740, January 21, 2020 5:47 pm ET
by Mammy Yokum of the Glorious Gospel
the temptation is
to just sit back and let life
fly by, not get in
Haiku # 66739, January 21, 2020 11:44 am ET
by vhs
as i get older
day by day symptoms get in
the way basic, life
Haiku # 66738, January 21, 2020 11:29 am ET
by vhs
next time i want just
a fun goofy haiku there's
hentai jokes again
Haiku # 66737, January 21, 2020 11:17 am ET
by vhs
Have you ever tried
masturbating with sea slugs?
They'll sting your penis.

But it's not too bad.
Mother Nature's enlargement.
Shoot out sticky strings.
Haiku # 66736, January 21, 2020 3:19 am ET
by I'm not really here. of I'd like to be under the sea in an octopus' garden in the shade.
Christ I can't stand it
Democrat dumb fucks
Useless Bastardos!

All of them Commies
Disgusting destroyer con's
Worse than damn Nazis!
Haiku # 66735, January 21, 2020 1:28 am ET
by John Birch of Casual Nexus
the man is bacon
i fear we must stick to produce
and burger burger
Haiku # 66734, January 20, 2020 11:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fingers trained for war
Now plucking strings for music
Either way useful
Haiku # 66733, January 20, 2020 9:06 pm ET
by David Ben David
Darth, that is a pig!
That is not a "Hot Woman".
Please cease and desist.
Haiku # 66732, January 20, 2020 5:09 pm ET
by Porcine Permutations
Found a new woman.
Holy God she is sexy!
I mean super hot!
Haiku # 66731, January 20, 2020 11:39 am ET
by Darth Mud Stuffin of Boooooinnggg!
we shall see today
what roils out, when the state
vs people, dies down

it will happen over and over
Haiku # 66730, January 20, 2020 10:52 am ET
by vhs
VÃ¥pnene: fine
Uheldigvis mennesker:
Ofte problemet
Haiku # 66729, January 19, 2020 9:39 pm ET
by Hans à of Jord
Virginia gun-fest:
Patriots versus Commies . . .
this does not look good.
Haiku # 66728, January 19, 2020 12:23 pm ET
by My Cold Dead Hands of 2nd Amendment
most likely i will
just fall asleep and wish
rebel wilson the

best luck losing weight
Haiku # 66727, January 18, 2020 1:16 am ET
by vhs
I love you
You love me
No more private property
Haiku # 66726, January 17, 2020 3:37 pm ET
by Barnie Sanders of syllables are a capitalist conspiracy against the revolution
Cancel MY culture . . .
It will yet rise in triumph
while you bitch and moan.
Haiku # 66725, January 17, 2020 3:14 pm ET
by Normal Human of Absolute Values
i remember when
this sort of website was the
norm, it's indie, so

did we notice the
fools in cancel culture
or laugh at them all?
Haiku # 66724, January 17, 2020 1:15 pm ET
by vhs
when we get an age
when the gut is more feeling
existential, threat

i have a gut and
i had a gut feeling it's
a bulgy, battle.
Haiku # 66723, January 16, 2020 12:56 pm ET
by vhs
Dear Paw don't be sad.
May the Lord forgive my sins.
I done hung myself.
Haiku # 66722, January 16, 2020 10:41 am ET
by Mini Haiku Tragedy of Appalachian Winter
Socialist ranter:
Spittle flies as he sputters;
That's Bernie Sanders
Haiku # 66721, January 16, 2020 10:31 am ET
by Colonel Sanders Fried Ideology
we are gun nuts if
we want to protect our rights
from real nutcases
Haiku # 66720, January 15, 2020 10:17 pm ET
by vhs of not virginia
Statler and Waldorf
Sucking each other's small cocks
That's you. That is you
Haiku # 66719, January 14, 2020 3:27 pm ET
by Jim Henson of Hyperspace
Come here, idiots.
Haiku is the place for you:
Wind in bamboo grove
Haiku # 66718, January 14, 2020 7:15 am ET
by Political Operative of Haiku
vhs swoops in
wearing leather jacket, shades
"silent running" plays
Haiku # 66717, January 14, 2020 12:12 am ET
by dvd
Yang is zombie food
But 20 minutes later
They're hungry again
Haiku # 66716, January 14, 2020 12:04 am ET
by Andrew Yang of MSG
Sí, buenos dias
Me llamo Cory Booker
Hasta la vista
Haiku # 66715, January 14, 2020 12:01 am ET
by Cory Booker of Estados Unidos
Pete Buttigiegieg
He's gay... also he's gay
Vote Homosexual
Haiku # 66714, January 13, 2020 11:56 pm ET
by Buttigiegiegiegieg 2020 of Giggity
Warren's spirit quest
"I'm gonna get me - some more
Peyote buttons"
Haiku # 66713, January 13, 2020 11:51 pm ET
by Dances With Democrats
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