i chewed tobacco a
long time ago and wonder
how much in total?
by vhs
STOP: Haiku alert!
You got to watch this Gong Show.
(the hillbilly dude)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9gmBQPQ4ns&feature=emb_title
by Jed Clampett of Unclamped
I got a idea:
How bout write us some haiku
on any old theme...
by Clem of Jest a-Settin on muh Cabin Porch
Frigging politics
Just minding my own business
I am innocent
by Ham Sandwich of Indictment
I'm trying to help
myself by exercizing
i might die but i
had a heart attack
so i have an urge to fight
and beat this damn thing
by vhs
since i want to live
and not die, i don't need your
help living either
so AOC...fuck off
by vhs
if i want to die
I'll just blow my own brains out
i don't need your help
by vhs
We will furry you
All of us: soft and fluffy
Prepare to cuddle
by Adorable Critters of Frolicking Fields
We will bury you.
All of you: soft and useless.
Prepare for your death.
by Medo-Persian Invasion Force of Shushan Citadel
That's all a big lie!
The phone bill was enormous!
Phone sex was bad too.
by Totally not worth it. of 1-800-Fat-chix
Telemarketing
Now for a limited time
Free! Heavy Breathing!
by Pervert of Phone
Telemarketing
Now for a limited time
Free! Heavy Breathing!
by Pervert of Phone
Telemarketing
Now for a limited time
Free! Heavy Breathing!
by Pervert of Phone
Telemarketing
Now for a limited time
Free! Heavy Breathing!
by Pervert of Phone
I'm just in a tee
at 46 sitting and
typing words on here
by vhs
Hello Poetry
Eliot York loves Haiku
Goodbye Poetry
by Haikuist of Foetry
My daughter mistook
tenticles for testicles
and we had a laugh.
by Fun day at the beach.
Hentai? Tie a hen?
My, you people are so weird.
Y'all need to get saved!
by Mammy Yokum of the Glorious Gospel
the temptation is
to just sit back and let life
fly by, not get in
by vhs
as i get older
day by day symptoms get in
the way basic, life
by vhs
next time i want just
a fun goofy haiku there's
hentai jokes again
by vhs
Have you ever tried
masturbating with sea slugs?
They'll sting your penis.
But it's not too bad.
Mother Nature's enlargement.
Shoot out sticky strings.
by I'm not really here. of I'd like to be under the sea in an octopus' garden in the shade.
Christ I can't stand it
Democrat dumb fucks
Useless Bastardos!
All of them Commies
Disgusting destroyer con's
Worse than damn Nazis!
by John Birch of Casual Nexus
the man is bacon
i fear we must stick to produce
and burger burger
by Anonymous Poet
Fingers trained for war
Now plucking strings for music
Either way useful
by David Ben David
Darth, that is a pig!
That is not a "Hot Woman".
Please cease and desist.
by Porcine Permutations
Found a new woman.
Holy God she is sexy!
I mean super hot!
by Darth Mud Stuffin of Boooooinnggg!
we shall see today
what roils out, when the state
vs people, dies down
it will happen over and over
by vhs
VÃ¥pnene: fine
Uheldigvis mennesker:
Ofte problemet
by Hans à of Jord
Virginia gun-fest:
Patriots versus Commies . . .
this does not look good.
by My Cold Dead Hands of 2nd Amendment
most likely i will
just fall asleep and wish
rebel wilson the
best luck losing weight
by vhs
I love you
You love me
No more private property
by Barnie Sanders of syllables are a capitalist conspiracy against the revolution
Cancel MY culture . . .
It will yet rise in triumph
while you bitch and moan.
by Normal Human of Absolute Values
i remember when
this sort of website was the
norm, it's indie, so
did we notice the
fools in cancel culture
or laugh at them all?
by vhs
when we get an age
when the gut is more feeling
existential, threat
i have a gut and
i had a gut feeling it's
a bulgy, battle.
by vhs
Dear Paw don't be sad.
May the Lord forgive my sins.
I done hung myself.
by Mini Haiku Tragedy of Appalachian Winter
Socialist ranter:
Spittle flies as he sputters;
That's Bernie Sanders
by Colonel Sanders Fried Ideology
we are gun nuts if
we want to protect our rights
from real nutcases
by vhs of not virginia
Statler and Waldorf
Sucking each other's small cocks
That's you. That is you
by Jim Henson of Hyperspace
Come here, idiots.
Haiku is the place for you:
Wind in bamboo grove
by Political Operative of Haiku
vhs swoops in
wearing leather jacket, shades
"silent running" plays
by dvd
Yang is zombie food
But 20 minutes later
They're hungry again
by Andrew Yang of MSG
SÃ, buenos dias
Me llamo Cory Booker
Hasta la vista
by Cory Booker of Estados Unidos
Pete Buttigiegieg
He's gay... also he's gay
Vote Homosexual
by Buttigiegiegiegieg 2020 of Giggity
Warren's spirit quest
"I'm gonna get me - some more
Peyote buttons"
by Dances With Democrats
In CIA lab:
Cursed chimera creature...
One BRITNEY SANDERS
by Hit Me Bernie One More Time
Shiite holding sign
Says: "Death To America?"
Regime quite confused
by Uncertain Iranian of Tehran
Website is for haikus,
Your politics are stupid.
Go away idiots.
by Wise Japanese Man of Kyoto
The old man farts, pffft
Heads turning to gaze quickly
The wind blows, whoosh
by Confucius of Ancient China
You know I have a
Trump feeling I need to lose
My Trump for 2020
by Syllabically Challenged of Haiku
