BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
74 Days
and
66771 Haikus
later...
The old man farts, pffft
Heads turning to gaze quickly
The wind blows, whoosh
Haiku #66708, by Confucius of Ancient China
January 13, 2020 7:23 pm ET

You know I have a
Trump feeling I need to lose
My Trump for 2020
Haiku #66707, by Syllabically Challenged of Haiku
January 13, 2020 7:15 pm ET

you jnow i have a
gut feeling i need to lose
my gut for 2020
Haiku #66706, by crawling chaos of unresolved resolutiions
January 13, 2020 10:56 am ET

Smart cities, smart cars
Just because you call it "smart"
Does not make it so
Haiku #66705, by Jetson of Dystopia
January 13, 2020 10:41 am ET

Joined to forget
What did I want to forget?
Don't know I forgot

Can't remember chit
Older than a GD rock
Minds last thing to go
Haiku #66704, by Walt Tripp of Hut in Hogsback Woods
January 12, 2020 3:03 pm ET

Girl is girl, not boy.
Boy is boy. Not girl. Sorry.
Biology rules.
Haiku #66703, by Sex of Human is Recorded at Birth
January 12, 2020 2:26 pm ET

Boy says he's a girl.
Parents pay for his hormones,
But he's still a boy!
Haiku #66702, by 2 Genders + 2 Genders = 2 genders
January 12, 2020 2:22 pm ET

Neurotic Liberals:
Your children turn transgender,
Proof you are confused.
Haiku #66701, by Plumbing Never Lies
January 12, 2020 2:18 pm ET

ooh shit, hey wow that
last haiku number was a
full house, not too bad!
Haiku #66700, by the crawling chaos of poker poker bo boker
January 12, 2020 1:20 pm ET

the dancing gods come
every kail yuga dance
to stomp start a new.
Haiku #66699, by the crawling chaos
January 12, 2020 1:19 pm ET

Duck-billed platypus.
Plate of flapping pussy lips.
Cannibal gourmet.

Ride with poison spur
you studly freak of nature.
How the gods do laugh.
Haiku #66698, by bob dylan's left pinky toe nail.
January 12, 2020 7:11 am ET

oh go bite the wax tadpole
Haiku #66697, by the crawling chaos
January 11, 2020 1:19 pm ET

Me Chinee
Me play joke
Me put peepee
in your Coke
Haiku #66696, by This is Wong on so many levels.
January 11, 2020 1:00 pm ET

Exploding cunt scabs
detonate upon impact.
Watch the calendar.
Haiku #66695, by filthy whores
January 11, 2020 12:56 pm ET

Fun 2020:
Vote for Trump and then sit back.
Watch them all melt down
Haiku #66694, by End of Your Orange World
January 11, 2020 11:23 am ET

my life needs an cleanse
an cold outburst as i feel
very angry, now
Haiku #66693, by vhs
January 11, 2020 6:25 am ET

Do you like Wheat Thins?
They are thin and made of wheat.
Tom Bosley's penis.
Haiku #66692, by Captain Twerk of the Starship Enterprise
January 9, 2020 10:49 pm ET

Nothing going on.
The Haiku necropolis.
How scintillating.
Haiku #66691, by Overwhelming Undertaker
January 9, 2020 9:34 pm ET

Ð
Haiku #66690, by Josephstole of Guatemala
January 9, 2020 6:09 pm ET

In 1930
Kurt Godel showed that systems
Have unsolvable

Problems: the truth is
Superior to given
Provability
Haiku #66689, by krav MAGA
January 8, 2020 3:37 pm ET

Love God even more
Than Biden loves to fondle
Tiny little girls
Haiku #66688, by krav MAGA of that's how to win
January 8, 2020 3:04 pm ET

Pro-sodomy and
Infanticide, Sodom? nope:
It's just Hollywood
Haiku #66687, by Daniel of Hollywood Babylon
January 8, 2020 1:24 pm ET

My comrades
It is time brothers
It really do be simp hours
Haiku #66686, by Not a Simp of Chad
January 8, 2020 10:36 am ET

Talk tough with haiku!
Real men make real poetry...
And then we make tea.
Haiku #66685, by Oolong Yunnan of Camellia
January 8, 2020 4:40 am ET

now there is a goal
let us get to 69000 fam
let's get this bread
Haiku #66684, by Antisocial Kid With No Life of Their Bedroom at 11 pm
January 7, 2020 11:44 pm ET

if this got to 6900 haikus
by march i think
that'd be epic
Haiku #66683, by Nice of Weed
January 7, 2020 11:42 pm ET

hello caitlin
i am calling you from hell
it is your time
Haiku #66682, by Satan Himself of Hell
January 7, 2020 11:41 pm ET

hi sierra
you're gay but i still love you
you mega fag weeb
Haiku #66681, by Ferdinand of The Closet
January 7, 2020 11:38 pm ET

optimus prime
in my large pussy
so very very good, yah?
Haiku #66680, by Bumblebee of Canada
January 7, 2020 11:34 pm ET

being gay
is very good, yah.
im gay, so hard, penis in throat
Haiku #66679, by A legit gay person of Gayland
January 7, 2020 11:31 pm ET

imagine
having some rights
i am not human, i'm crow
Haiku #66678, by Crow of New York, ow ow my ears it's loud
January 7, 2020 11:26 pm ET

oh, to be with a fairy in the woods, making potions and do sex
Haiku #66677, by Caitlin of Uranus
January 7, 2020 11:23 pm ET

Iran slaps US
Limp wristed Shiite faggots
They're not too dumb though
Haiku #66676, by krav MAGA
January 7, 2020 10:51 pm ET

I've nothing to say.
I'm just here to be stupid.
Wanna buy some crack?
Haiku #66675, by DRR
January 7, 2020 8:02 pm ET

Maxine Waters' wig
Higher intelligence than
The one wearing it
Haiku #66674, by krav MAGA
January 7, 2020 6:13 pm ET

Thanks Maxine Waters
For running that old horsemouth
Right into the wall
Haiku #66673, by James Brown of Hee Haw
January 7, 2020 10:20 am ET

Ricky shredded new-
Hollywood hypocrite clowns
He owns all their base!

Shut up don't know shit!
Greta the screamer has more
Time in school than you!

Slapped them in the mug
With the hard reality
They are brain dead twits.
Haiku #66672, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 6, 2020 12:51 pm ET

Thanks Maxine Waters
For a most wonderful speech
On global warming
Haiku #66671, by People of Chongochongo
January 5, 2020 8:36 pm ET

Fake News Media
There are Mockingbirds (hint, hint)
With higher IQs
Haiku #66670, by krav MAGA of sharpening sword
January 5, 2020 8:03 pm ET

Listen, Wong Lofan:
Smart feminists LOVE Iran.
(Solidarity)
Haiku #66669, by Wimmen Hold Up Half of the Lie
January 5, 2020 2:23 pm ET

MSM: just die!
We don't need the Fake News spin.
Reality's here.
Haiku #66668, by Rachel Madcow of Clean my Ass
January 5, 2020 1:54 pm ET

Medo-Persia smacked!
Hornets' nest is buzzing now.
Don't believe the hype...
Haiku #66667, by Manipulated of Neo-Con Chickenhawks
January 5, 2020 1:50 pm ET

Hey Rose Macgoonan
Put on a big black burka
Put fat @$$ on broom

And fly fast to Iran
It's a wimmen's paradise!
You will like it there!
Haiku #66666, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 5, 2020 6:11 am ET

@$$holes CNN-
Weeping for Gen. Salami
Who killed our troops

Verily you tools
Are slimey SOB's
Disgusting ditch pigs.
Haiku #66665, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 5, 2020 6:02 am ET

Hollywood clowns again
Cry for killer salami
Move to Iran fools!

The Killer salami
Murdering terrorist thug
Turned into red mist

Can't do a damn thing?
Now you are in red hot hell
With seventy two

Horny billy goats
Fook around see what happens?
New sheriff in town
Haiku #66664, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 5, 2020 5:55 am ET

Prez Trump can't do squat!
Said the jive king bee mullah
Talk to the hand....
Haiku #66663, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 5, 2020 5:47 am ET

Mid-East surrogates
Japanese warships, Putin
Some strange bedfellows
Haiku #66662, by krav MAGA
January 4, 2020 2:16 pm ET

probably, but here
we go again, life goes on
whether live or dead
Haiku #66661, by vhs
January 4, 2020 7:19 am ET

Manufactured war:
Keep the masses all confused
before elections.
Haiku #66660, by Sick of it all
January 3, 2020 11:02 am ET

It just dawned on me
Kangaroos must look funny
When they take a shit
Haiku #66659, by I. Cumfromaland of Down under
January 3, 2020 8:24 am ET