BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
342 Days
68419 Haikus
Fun 2020:
Vote for Trump and then sit back.
Watch them all melt down
Haiku #66694, by End of Your Orange World
January 11, 2020 11:23 am ET

my life needs an cleanse
an cold outburst as i feel
very angry, now
Haiku #66693, by vhs
January 11, 2020 6:25 am ET

Do you like Wheat Thins?
They are thin and made of wheat.
Tom Bosley's penis.
Haiku #66692, by Captain Twerk of the Starship Enterprise
January 9, 2020 10:49 pm ET

Nothing going on.
The Haiku necropolis.
How scintillating.
Haiku #66691, by Overwhelming Undertaker
January 9, 2020 9:34 pm ET

Haiku #66690, by Josephstole of Guatemala
January 9, 2020 6:09 pm ET

In 1930
Kurt Godel showed that systems
Have unsolvable

Problems: the truth is
Superior to given
Haiku #66689, by krav MAGA
January 8, 2020 3:37 pm ET

Love God even more
Than Biden loves to fondle
Tiny little girls
Haiku #66688, by krav MAGA of that's how to win
January 8, 2020 3:04 pm ET

Pro-sodomy and
Infanticide, Sodom? nope:
It's just Hollywood
Haiku #66687, by Daniel of Hollywood Babylon
January 8, 2020 1:24 pm ET

My comrades
It is time brothers
It really do be simp hours
Haiku #66686, by Not a Simp of Chad
January 8, 2020 10:36 am ET

Talk tough with haiku!
Real men make real poetry...
And then we make tea.
Haiku #66685, by Oolong Yunnan of Camellia
January 8, 2020 4:40 am ET

now there is a goal
let us get to 69000 fam
let's get this bread
Haiku #66684, by Antisocial Kid With No Life of Their Bedroom at 11 pm
January 7, 2020 11:44 pm ET

if this got to 6900 haikus
by march i think
that'd be epic
Haiku #66683, by Nice of Weed
January 7, 2020 11:42 pm ET

hello caitlin
i am calling you from hell
it is your time
Haiku #66682, by Satan Himself of Hell
January 7, 2020 11:41 pm ET

hi sierra
you're gay but i still love you
you mega fag weeb
Haiku #66681, by Ferdinand of The Closet
January 7, 2020 11:38 pm ET

optimus prime
in my large pussy
so very very good, yah?
Haiku #66680, by Bumblebee of Canada
January 7, 2020 11:34 pm ET

being gay
is very good, yah.
im gay, so hard, penis in throat
Haiku #66679, by A legit gay person of Gayland
January 7, 2020 11:31 pm ET

having some rights
i am not human, i'm crow
Haiku #66678, by Crow of New York, ow ow my ears it's loud
January 7, 2020 11:26 pm ET

oh, to be with a fairy in the woods, making potions and do sex
Haiku #66677, by Caitlin of Uranus
January 7, 2020 11:23 pm ET

Iran slaps US
Limp wristed Shiite faggots
They're not too dumb though
Haiku #66676, by krav MAGA
January 7, 2020 10:51 pm ET

I've nothing to say.
I'm just here to be stupid.
Wanna buy some crack?
Haiku #66675, by DRR
January 7, 2020 8:02 pm ET

Maxine Waters' wig
Higher intelligence than
The one wearing it
Haiku #66674, by krav MAGA
January 7, 2020 6:13 pm ET

Thanks Maxine Waters
For running that old horsemouth
Right into the wall
Haiku #66673, by James Brown of Hee Haw
January 7, 2020 10:20 am ET

Ricky shredded new-
Hollywood hypocrite clowns
He owns all their base!

Shut up don't know shit!
Greta the screamer has more
Time in school than you!

Slapped them in the mug
With the hard reality
They are brain dead twits.
Haiku #66672, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 6, 2020 12:51 pm ET

Thanks Maxine Waters
For a most wonderful speech
On global warming
Haiku #66671, by People of Chongochongo
January 5, 2020 8:36 pm ET

Fake News Media
There are Mockingbirds (hint, hint)
With higher IQs
Haiku #66670, by krav MAGA of sharpening sword
January 5, 2020 8:03 pm ET

Listen, Wong Lofan:
Smart feminists LOVE Iran.
Haiku #66669, by Wimmen Hold Up Half of the Lie
January 5, 2020 2:23 pm ET

MSM: just die!
We don't need the Fake News spin.
Reality's here.
Haiku #66668, by Rachel Madcow of Clean my Ass
January 5, 2020 1:54 pm ET

Medo-Persia smacked!
Hornets' nest is buzzing now.
Don't believe the hype...
Haiku #66667, by Manipulated of Neo-Con Chickenhawks
January 5, 2020 1:50 pm ET

Hey Rose Macgoonan
Put on a big black burka
Put fat @$$ on broom

And fly fast to Iran
It's a wimmen's paradise!
You will like it there!
Haiku #66666, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 5, 2020 6:11 am ET

@$$holes CNN-
Weeping for Gen. Salami
Who killed our troops

Verily you tools
Are slimey SOB's
Disgusting ditch pigs.
Haiku #66665, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 5, 2020 6:02 am ET

Hollywood clowns again
Cry for killer salami
Move to Iran fools!

The Killer salami
Murdering terrorist thug
Turned into red mist

Can't do a damn thing?
Now you are in red hot hell
With seventy two

Horny billy goats
Fook around see what happens?
New sheriff in town
Haiku #66664, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 5, 2020 5:55 am ET

Prez Trump can't do squat!
Said the jive king bee mullah
Talk to the hand....
Haiku #66663, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 5, 2020 5:47 am ET

Mid-East surrogates
Japanese warships, Putin
Some strange bedfellows
Haiku #66662, by krav MAGA
January 4, 2020 2:16 pm ET

probably, but here
we go again, life goes on
whether live or dead
Haiku #66661, by vhs
January 4, 2020 7:19 am ET

Manufactured war:
Keep the masses all confused
before elections.
Haiku #66660, by Sick of it all
January 3, 2020 11:02 am ET

It just dawned on me
Kangaroos must look funny
When they take a shit
Haiku #66659, by I. Cumfromaland of Down under
January 3, 2020 8:24 am ET

blue balls in baghdad
the president shoots his wad
patriot jism
Haiku #66658, by ash
January 3, 2020 6:25 am ET

my country's aflame
fuck the paris agreement
bravo! encore fois
Haiku #66657, by ash
January 3, 2020 6:17 am ET

ghost of Bolton's 'stache
pacing the oval office
having war wet dream
Haiku #66656, by krav MAGA
January 2, 2020 9:51 pm ET

i heard there's airstrike
iranian official
he's super dead now
Haiku #66655, by krav MAGA
January 2, 2020 9:44 pm ET

i hear theres rocks called
asteroids in orbit, they
like to crash on down
Haiku #66654, by vhs
January 2, 2020 7:10 am ET

Strolling through the park
Masturbating at high noon
Was it a werewolf?
Haiku #66653, by Worth a second look of Park
January 2, 2020 6:33 am ET

orbit the same star
there's nothing new about this
hallmark occasion
Haiku #66652, by ash
January 2, 2020 2:04 am ET

Instead of friendship
I received the Christmas card:
Meaningless gesture.
Haiku #66651, by Seasons of Futility
January 2, 2020 1:45 am ET

Though he's not that great,
Just to derange them further:
TRUMP 2020 !
Haiku #66650, by Year of Orange Greatness
January 1, 2020 8:03 pm ET

Stop being a fag
Continue until you are
No longer a fag
Haiku #66649, by Sparklepony, MD
January 1, 2020 6:35 pm ET

Haiku #66648, by vhs
January 1, 2020 8:49 am ET

Heard you had E.D.
What is wrong with your lizard?
What's the prognosis?
Haiku #66647, by Hard O'Hearing of Up 2 streets and Take a left
January 1, 2020 6:10 am ET

Drop your pants, Dick Clark
His ghostly jizz coats Times Square
As time marches on
Haiku #66646, by Noticer of Details of Behind binoculars
January 1, 2020 2:45 am ET

so long and first dibs
2020 here we come
chewie, we are home
Haiku #66645, by vhs
January 1, 2020 12:02 am ET