In 1930
Kurt Godel showed that systems
Have unsolvable

Problems: the truth is
Superior to given
Provability

Love God even more
Than Biden loves to fondle
Tiny little girls

Pro-sodomy and
Infanticide, Sodom? nope:
It's just Hollywood

My comrades
It is time brothers
It really do be simp hours

Talk tough with haiku!
Real men make real poetry...
And then we make tea.

now there is a goal
let us get to 69000 fam
let's get this bread

if this got to 6900 haikus
by march i think
that'd be epic

hello caitlin
i am calling you from hell
it is your time

optimus prime
in my large pussy
so very very good, yah?

being gay
is very good, yah.
im gay, so hard, penis in throat

imagine
having some rights
i am not human, i'm crow

oh, to be with a fairy in the woods, making potions and do sex

I've nothing to say.
I'm just here to be stupid.
Wanna buy some crack?

Maxine Waters' wig
Higher intelligence than
The one wearing it

Thanks Maxine Waters
For running that old horsemouth
Right into the wall

Ricky shredded new-
Hollywood hypocrite clowns
He owns all their base!

Shut up don't know shit!
Greta the screamer has more
Time in school than you!

Slapped them in the mug
With the hard reality
They are brain dead twits.

Thanks Maxine Waters
For a most wonderful speech
On global warming

Fake News Media
There are Mockingbirds (hint, hint)
With higher IQs

Listen, Wong Lofan:
Smart feminists LOVE Iran.
(Solidarity)

MSM: just die!
We don't need the Fake News spin.
Reality's here.

Medo-Persia smacked!
Hornets' nest is buzzing now.
Don't believe the hype...

Hey Rose Macgoonan
Put on a big black burka
Put fat @$$ on broom

And fly fast to Iran
It's a wimmen's paradise!
You will like it there!

@$$holes CNN-
Weeping for Gen. Salami
Who killed our troops

Verily you tools
Are slimey SOB's
Disgusting ditch pigs.

Hollywood clowns again
Cry for killer salami
Move to Iran fools!

The Killer salami
Murdering terrorist thug
Turned into red mist

Can't do a damn thing?
Now you are in red hot hell
With seventy two

Horny billy goats
Fook around see what happens?
New sheriff in town

Prez Trump can't do squat!
Said the jive king bee mullah
Talk to the hand....

Mid-East surrogates
Japanese warships, Putin
Some strange bedfellows

probably, but here
we go again, life goes on
whether live or dead

Manufactured war:
Keep the masses all confused
before elections.

It just dawned on me
Kangaroos must look funny
When they take a shit

blue balls in baghdad
the president shoots his wad
patriot jism

my country's aflame
fuck the paris agreement
bravo! encore fois

ghost of Bolton's 'stache
pacing the oval office
having war wet dream

i heard there's airstrike
iranian official
he's super dead now

i hear theres rocks called
asteroids in orbit, they
like to crash on down

Strolling through the park
Masturbating at high noon
Was it a werewolf?

orbit the same star
there's nothing new about this
hallmark occasion

Instead of friendship
I received the Christmas card:
Meaningless gesture.

Though he's not that great,
Just to derange them further:
TRUMP 2020 !

what?

Heard you had E.D.
What is wrong with your lizard?
What's the prognosis?

Drop your pants, Dick Clark
His ghostly jizz coats Times Square
As time marches on

so long and first dibs
2020 here we come
chewie, we are home

this is it boys, the
end of the end of something
paint the country rec

good luck poppy, see
you in 2020 get the weights
off, stay dark, and cappy.

close on toad the wet
sprocket, 1991 or so?
somethins always wrong

there is one last thing
to write before the next deck
ade stacked against us

generation x
damn this to be continued
lets end this, chewie.

the ball dropped one more
time, no dick clark but his ghost
resides in my mind

in this future now
no twenty twenty vision
is already here

another decade
only a few more to go
and i'm outta here