Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 320 Days and 72221 Haikus later...

hello caitlin
i am calling you from hell
it is your time
Haiku # 66682, January 7, 2020 11:41 pm ET
by Satan Himself of Hell
optimus prime
in my large pussy
so very very good, yah?
Haiku # 66680, January 7, 2020 11:34 pm ET
by Bumblebee of Canada
being gay
is very good, yah.
im gay, so hard, penis in throat
Haiku # 66679, January 7, 2020 11:31 pm ET
by A legit gay person of Gayland
imagine
having some rights
i am not human, i'm crow
Haiku # 66678, January 7, 2020 11:26 pm ET
by Crow of New York, ow ow my ears it's loud
oh, to be with a fairy in the woods, making potions and do sex
Haiku # 66677, January 7, 2020 11:23 pm ET
by Caitlin of Uranus
I've nothing to say.
I'm just here to be stupid.
Wanna buy some crack?
Haiku # 66675, January 7, 2020 8:02 pm ET
by DRR
Maxine Waters' wig
Higher intelligence than
The one wearing it
Haiku # 66674, January 7, 2020 6:13 pm ET
by krav MAGA
Thanks Maxine Waters
For running that old horsemouth
Right into the wall
Haiku # 66673, January 7, 2020 10:20 am ET
by James Brown of Hee Haw
Ricky shredded new-
Hollywood hypocrite clowns
He owns all their base!

Shut up don't know shit!
Greta the screamer has more
Time in school than you!

Slapped them in the mug
With the hard reality
They are brain dead twits.
Haiku # 66672, January 6, 2020 12:51 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Thanks Maxine Waters
For a most wonderful speech
On global warming
Haiku # 66671, January 5, 2020 8:36 pm ET
by People of Chongochongo
Fake News Media
There are Mockingbirds (hint, hint)
With higher IQs
Haiku # 66670, January 5, 2020 8:03 pm ET
by krav MAGA of sharpening sword
Listen, Wong Lofan:
Smart feminists LOVE Iran.
(Solidarity)
Haiku # 66669, January 5, 2020 2:23 pm ET
by Wimmen Hold Up Half of the Lie
MSM: just die!
We don't need the Fake News spin.
Reality's here.
Haiku # 66668, January 5, 2020 1:54 pm ET
by Rachel Madcow of Clean my Ass
Medo-Persia smacked!
Hornets' nest is buzzing now.
Don't believe the hype...
Haiku # 66667, January 5, 2020 1:50 pm ET
by Manipulated of Neo-Con Chickenhawks
Hey Rose Macgoonan
Put on a big black burka
Put fat @$$ on broom

And fly fast to Iran
It's a wimmen's paradise!
You will like it there!
Haiku # 66666, January 5, 2020 6:11 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
@$$holes CNN-
Weeping for Gen. Salami
Who killed our troops

Verily you tools
Are slimey SOB's
Disgusting ditch pigs.
Haiku # 66665, January 5, 2020 6:02 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Hollywood clowns again
Cry for killer salami
Move to Iran fools!

The Killer salami
Murdering terrorist thug
Turned into red mist

Can't do a damn thing?
Now you are in red hot hell
With seventy two

Horny billy goats
Fook around see what happens?
New sheriff in town
Haiku # 66664, January 5, 2020 5:55 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Prez Trump can't do squat!
Said the jive king bee mullah
Talk to the hand....
Haiku # 66663, January 5, 2020 5:47 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Mid-East surrogates
Japanese warships, Putin
Some strange bedfellows
Haiku # 66662, January 4, 2020 2:16 pm ET
by krav MAGA
probably, but here
we go again, life goes on
whether live or dead
Haiku # 66661, January 4, 2020 7:19 am ET
by vhs
Manufactured war:
Keep the masses all confused
before elections.
Haiku # 66660, January 3, 2020 11:02 am ET
by Sick of it all
It just dawned on me
Kangaroos must look funny
When they take a shit
Haiku # 66659, January 3, 2020 8:24 am ET
by I. Cumfromaland of Down under
blue balls in baghdad
the president shoots his wad
patriot jism
Haiku # 66658, January 3, 2020 6:25 am ET
by ash
my country's aflame
fuck the paris agreement
bravo! encore fois
Haiku # 66657, January 3, 2020 6:17 am ET
by ash
ghost of Bolton's 'stache
pacing the oval office
having war wet dream
Haiku # 66656, January 2, 2020 9:51 pm ET
by krav MAGA
i heard there's airstrike
iranian official
he's super dead now
Haiku # 66655, January 2, 2020 9:44 pm ET
by krav MAGA
i hear theres rocks called
asteroids in orbit, they
like to crash on down
Haiku # 66654, January 2, 2020 7:10 am ET
by vhs
Strolling through the park
Masturbating at high noon
Was it a werewolf?
Haiku # 66653, January 2, 2020 6:33 am ET
by Worth a second look of Park
orbit the same star
there's nothing new about this
hallmark occasion
Haiku # 66652, January 2, 2020 2:04 am ET
by ash
Instead of friendship
I received the Christmas card:
Meaningless gesture.
Haiku # 66651, January 2, 2020 1:45 am ET
by Seasons of Futility
Though he's not that great,
Just to derange them further:
TRUMP 2020 !
Haiku # 66650, January 1, 2020 8:03 pm ET
by Year of Orange Greatness
what?
Haiku # 66648, January 1, 2020 8:49 am ET
by vhs
Heard you had E.D.
What is wrong with your lizard?
What's the prognosis?
Haiku # 66647, January 1, 2020 6:10 am ET
by Hard O'Hearing of Up 2 streets and Take a left
Drop your pants, Dick Clark
His ghostly jizz coats Times Square
As time marches on
Haiku # 66646, January 1, 2020 2:45 am ET
by Noticer of Details of Behind binoculars
so long and first dibs
2020 here we come
chewie, we are home
Haiku # 66645, January 1, 2020 12:02 am ET
by vhs
this is it boys, the
end of the end of something
paint the country rec
Haiku # 66644, January 1, 2020 12:01 am ET
by vhs
good luck poppy, see
you in 2020 get the weights
off, stay dark, and cappy.
Haiku # 66643, December 31, 2019 11:48 pm ET
by vhs
close on toad the wet
sprocket, 1991 or so?
somethins always wrong
Haiku # 66642, December 31, 2019 11:41 pm ET
by vhs of dulcina
there is one last thing
to write before the next deck
ade stacked against us
Haiku # 66641, December 31, 2019 11:39 pm ET
by vhs of 2020 shuffle
generation x
damn this to be continued
lets end this, chewie.
Haiku # 66640, December 31, 2019 11:37 pm ET
by vhs
the ball dropped one more
time, no dick clark but his ghost
resides in my mind
Haiku # 66639, December 31, 2019 11:36 pm ET
by vhs
in this future now
no twenty twenty vision
is already here
Haiku # 66638, December 31, 2019 10:24 pm ET
by ash
another decade
only a few more to go
and i'm outta here
Haiku # 66637, December 31, 2019 10:21 pm ET
by ash
Another nice @$$
On long legged Coffee girl
She needs a refill

Its real terrible
To be a dirty old man
Like Sir Aqualung.

But hey what the hell
To soon we all get damn old
Better old than not!
Haiku # 66636, December 31, 2019 5:13 am ET
by Jarvis Tull of Merry old England
Good man with a gun
Shot the Ft Worth goblin dead
Optimal outcome.
Haiku # 66635, December 31, 2019 4:36 am ET
by Pike Bishop of Starbuck Tx
I've seen many things.
Baby Yoda ate a frog.
It was still alive.
Haiku # 66634, December 29, 2019 4:24 pm ET
by DRR of That's just not right.
Fuck all your mantras.
Six-armed abominations
Are not the true God
Haiku # 66633, December 29, 2019 1:07 pm ET
by Friendly Reminder of Milquetoast
the shame of it all
d'oh ! too many syllables
isn't a haiku
Haiku # 66632, December 29, 2019 3:28 am ET
by ash
breathing dust or smoke
the climate has become a joke
boiling frogs shall croak
Haiku # 66631, December 29, 2019 3:27 am ET
by ash
Life has not been good.
But at least the truth is known.
That's better than this.
Haiku # 66630, December 29, 2019 3:27 am ET
by drr of asdfasdf
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