BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
149 Days
and
67294 Haikus
later...
the ball dropped one more
time, no dick clark but his ghost
resides in my mind
Haiku #66639, by vhs
December 31, 2019 11:36 pm ET

in this future now
no twenty twenty vision
is already here
Haiku #66638, by ash
December 31, 2019 10:24 pm ET

another decade
only a few more to go
and i'm outta here
Haiku #66637, by ash
December 31, 2019 10:21 pm ET

Another nice @$$
On long legged Coffee girl
She needs a refill

Its real terrible
To be a dirty old man
Like Sir Aqualung.

But hey what the hell
To soon we all get damn old
Better old than not!
Haiku #66636, by Jarvis Tull of Merry old England
December 31, 2019 5:13 am ET

Good man with a gun
Shot the Ft Worth goblin dead
Optimal outcome.
Haiku #66635, by Pike Bishop of Starbuck Tx
December 31, 2019 4:36 am ET

I've seen many things.
Baby Yoda ate a frog.
It was still alive.
Haiku #66634, by DRR of That's just not right.
December 29, 2019 4:24 pm ET

Fuck all your mantras.
Six-armed abominations
Are not the true God
Haiku #66633, by Friendly Reminder of Milquetoast
December 29, 2019 1:07 pm ET

the shame of it all
d'oh ! too many syllables
isn't a haiku
Haiku #66632, by ash
December 29, 2019 3:28 am ET

breathing dust or smoke
the climate has become a joke
boiling frogs shall croak
Haiku #66631, by ash
December 29, 2019 3:27 am ET

Life has not been good.
But at least the truth is known.
That's better than this.
Haiku #66630, by drr of asdfasdf
December 29, 2019 3:27 am ET

frothing foggy monk
hesitates, dishrag yearning
scornful plaintive flame
Haiku #66629, by Anonymous Poet
December 28, 2019 10:14 pm ET

Hey bald Buddhist nun:
You look totally stupid.
You're not spiritual.
Haiku #66628, by Drokhba of Gomchen
December 28, 2019 7:38 pm ET

Burn the gift-wrapping
Guzzle what is drinkable
Last days of the year
Haiku #66627, by Tragic Outlook of Comedy
December 27, 2019 7:05 pm ET

Christmas comes but once a year
And when it does
It's a pain in the ass
Haiku #66626, by Ben Dover of Memphis
December 27, 2019 4:19 am ET

I want some ass too
A donkey could be my friend
For sale on Craigslist
Haiku #66625, by Anonymous Poet
December 26, 2019 11:39 pm ET

To live is to die
To die is to live but I
Oh I just want ass
Haiku #66624, by Line of lines
December 26, 2019 11:00 pm ET

many a long year
haven't had a lot to say
if i ever did
Haiku #66623, by ash
December 26, 2019 10:24 pm ET

staircase ascendant
but what goes up must come down
unless you're escher
Haiku #66622, by ash
December 26, 2019 10:20 pm ET

Drinking molasses
in the town of Manassas;
quite large my ass is.
Haiku #66621, by Darth Rhino Raper of Back from my African safari with the last of at least 10 extinct animals to hang on my wall.
December 26, 2019 5:27 pm ET

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Haiku #66620, by kittyCip of Russia
December 26, 2019 10:17 am ET

Bots try to join in
But they have no Christmas cheer
Their haiku is cold
Haiku #66619, by Spot the Bot
December 25, 2019 10:32 pm ET

Soon, everything
Will make perfect sense: until
Then please stop screaming
Haiku #66618, by Mr. Staircase
December 25, 2019 12:33 am ET

Bad Haiku: a sheer
Coincidence? I think not
No time to explain
Haiku #66617, by Mr. Staircase
December 25, 2019 12:30 am ET

Your opinion counts
Even when you appear to
A large ash pile
Haiku #66616, by Mr. Staircase
December 25, 2019 12:26 am ET

I'm on the staircase
Takes me where I need to go
I become: staircase
Haiku #66615, by Mr. Staircase
December 25, 2019 12:23 am ET

Submissive haikus
A most poetic fetish
Begging to be read
Haiku #66614, by Mr. Staircase
December 25, 2019 12:21 am ET

Time to spend money
Things you need and don't need, too
Nonchalant humans
Haiku #66613, by Mr. Staircase
December 25, 2019 12:20 am ET

She turned into scarves
Made of red disappointment
Ate my eyeballs, too
Haiku #66612, by Mr. Staircase
December 25, 2019 12:18 am ET

NSA program
Zombie chicken speaking French
$12 billion
Haiku #66611, by Mr. Staircase
December 25, 2019 12:17 am ET

Confusing steamboat
Stubborn children levitate
1892
Haiku #66610, by Mr. Staircase
December 25, 2019 12:15 am ET

Three hot sauce nightmares
Mountains of mice exploded
Aggravating shoes
Haiku #66609, by Mr. Staircase
December 25, 2019 12:13 am ET

in this case i note
the cynicism that i
left behind behind...
Haiku #66608, by vhs
December 24, 2019 8:51 pm ET

Satan and Santa
They were buddies back in school
Each took his own path
Haiku #66607, by Anonymous Poet
December 24, 2019 11:31 am ET

God, I hate Christmas.
The man who invented it
should be crucified.
Haiku #66606, by DRR of oldie but a baddie.
December 24, 2019 11:21 am ET

Christmas without Christ
The religion of shopping
SInners fake goodwill
Haiku #66605, by Consumerism of the Masses
December 23, 2019 1:23 pm ET

fatty christmas roast
it's not santa gertrudis
ho ho ho right in
Haiku #66604, by ash
December 23, 2019 8:38 am ET

Xmas wish list mandatory party punch reindeer venison St. Nick joined Zumba (C) workshop Krampus did your wife in a cheap hotel. How could you not know?
Haiku #66603, by DRR
December 22, 2019 10:13 pm ET

Imitate Jolie:
Proactive masectomy;
Stay abreast of things.
Haiku #66602, by Hollyweird Knows What's Up
December 22, 2019 1:07 pm ET

CO2 levels
Damn dinosaurs and their cars
How fucking DARE you
Haiku #66601, by Gretasaurus Thunbergius of Pangaea
December 21, 2019 11:29 am ET

what if we could be
like angelina jolly ?
'tis the season too
Haiku #66600, by ash
December 21, 2019 6:53 am ET

the planet is hot
it's a capitalist plot
but greta is not

agreeing with this
because something is amiss
stop taking the piss

fiddle while we burn
because there's nothing to learn
from the taciturn
Haiku #66599, by ash of burning bush
December 21, 2019 6:47 am ET

I wait for haiku.
But you don't write anything.
So go hang yourself.
Haiku #66598, by Poetes Maudits of Gender-based Languages
December 20, 2019 10:12 pm ET

my hipster lament
reading email in cafe
coffee is now cold
Haiku #66597, by studboy of Los Angeles, CA
December 20, 2019 2:32 pm ET

Christmas carols, joy,
The divine light of Jesus...
now shut up and BUY.
Haiku #66596, by Guy from holiday car commercial
December 19, 2019 7:30 am ET

Now, back to Greta:
Shame on you. Oh, how DARE you
make that nasty face.
Haiku #66595, by The Sky is Falling of Chicken Little
December 18, 2019 9:43 pm ET

Eh, don't call me that.
Even you are mocking me
And abusing, eh.
Haiku #66594, by Kunta Kinte of White Privilege
December 18, 2019 8:16 pm ET

After meating you
I would like to eating you.
Signed: nerdy tech guy.
Haiku #66593, by German "Frankie" of that weird Dark Web story
December 18, 2019 8:13 pm ET

Doing a rhino
Ain't as easy as it sounds.
They can drink a LOT.

Once drunk, they let go.
The proverbial wildcat.
I mean all night long.
Haiku #66592, by DRR of Take notes, Kunta Kinte.
December 18, 2019 2:10 am ET

Trichinosis types
Haikus for you: worms pull strings
Attaching limbs, brain
Haiku #66591, by 137 Degrees Fahrenheit
December 18, 2019 12:51 am ET

Jihadi surprise:
Get 72 virgins
All Gilbert Gottfried
Haiku #66590, by Anonymous Poet
December 18, 2019 12:34 am ET