Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 320 Days and 72221 Haikus later...

Thanks Maxine Waters
For a most wonderful speech
On global warming
Haiku # 66671, January 5, 2020 8:36 pm ET
by People of Chongochongo
Fake News Media
There are Mockingbirds (hint, hint)
With higher IQs
Haiku # 66670, January 5, 2020 8:03 pm ET
by krav MAGA of sharpening sword
Listen, Wong Lofan:
Smart feminists LOVE Iran.
(Solidarity)
Haiku # 66669, January 5, 2020 2:23 pm ET
by Wimmen Hold Up Half of the Lie
MSM: just die!
We don't need the Fake News spin.
Reality's here.
Haiku # 66668, January 5, 2020 1:54 pm ET
by Rachel Madcow of Clean my Ass
Medo-Persia smacked!
Hornets' nest is buzzing now.
Don't believe the hype...
Haiku # 66667, January 5, 2020 1:50 pm ET
by Manipulated of Neo-Con Chickenhawks
Hey Rose Macgoonan
Put on a big black burka
Put fat @$$ on broom

And fly fast to Iran
It's a wimmen's paradise!
You will like it there!
Haiku # 66666, January 5, 2020 6:11 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
@$$holes CNN-
Weeping for Gen. Salami
Who killed our troops

Verily you tools
Are slimey SOB's
Disgusting ditch pigs.
Haiku # 66665, January 5, 2020 6:02 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Hollywood clowns again
Cry for killer salami
Move to Iran fools!

The Killer salami
Murdering terrorist thug
Turned into red mist

Can't do a damn thing?
Now you are in red hot hell
With seventy two

Horny billy goats
Fook around see what happens?
New sheriff in town
Haiku # 66664, January 5, 2020 5:55 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Prez Trump can't do squat!
Said the jive king bee mullah
Talk to the hand....
Haiku # 66663, January 5, 2020 5:47 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Mid-East surrogates
Japanese warships, Putin
Some strange bedfellows
Haiku # 66662, January 4, 2020 2:16 pm ET
by krav MAGA
probably, but here
we go again, life goes on
whether live or dead
Haiku # 66661, January 4, 2020 7:19 am ET
by vhs
Manufactured war:
Keep the masses all confused
before elections.
Haiku # 66660, January 3, 2020 11:02 am ET
by Sick of it all
It just dawned on me
Kangaroos must look funny
When they take a shit
Haiku # 66659, January 3, 2020 8:24 am ET
by I. Cumfromaland of Down under
blue balls in baghdad
the president shoots his wad
patriot jism
Haiku # 66658, January 3, 2020 6:25 am ET
by ash
my country's aflame
fuck the paris agreement
bravo! encore fois
Haiku # 66657, January 3, 2020 6:17 am ET
by ash
ghost of Bolton's 'stache
pacing the oval office
having war wet dream
Haiku # 66656, January 2, 2020 9:51 pm ET
by krav MAGA
i heard there's airstrike
iranian official
he's super dead now
Haiku # 66655, January 2, 2020 9:44 pm ET
by krav MAGA
i hear theres rocks called
asteroids in orbit, they
like to crash on down
Haiku # 66654, January 2, 2020 7:10 am ET
by vhs
Strolling through the park
Masturbating at high noon
Was it a werewolf?
Haiku # 66653, January 2, 2020 6:33 am ET
by Worth a second look of Park
orbit the same star
there's nothing new about this
hallmark occasion
Haiku # 66652, January 2, 2020 2:04 am ET
by ash
Instead of friendship
I received the Christmas card:
Meaningless gesture.
Haiku # 66651, January 2, 2020 1:45 am ET
by Seasons of Futility
Though he's not that great,
Just to derange them further:
TRUMP 2020 !
Haiku # 66650, January 1, 2020 8:03 pm ET
by Year of Orange Greatness
what?
Haiku # 66648, January 1, 2020 8:49 am ET
by vhs
Heard you had E.D.
What is wrong with your lizard?
What's the prognosis?
Haiku # 66647, January 1, 2020 6:10 am ET
by Hard O'Hearing of Up 2 streets and Take a left
Drop your pants, Dick Clark
His ghostly jizz coats Times Square
As time marches on
Haiku # 66646, January 1, 2020 2:45 am ET
by Noticer of Details of Behind binoculars
so long and first dibs
2020 here we come
chewie, we are home
Haiku # 66645, January 1, 2020 12:02 am ET
by vhs
this is it boys, the
end of the end of something
paint the country rec
Haiku # 66644, January 1, 2020 12:01 am ET
by vhs
good luck poppy, see
you in 2020 get the weights
off, stay dark, and cappy.
Haiku # 66643, December 31, 2019 11:48 pm ET
by vhs
close on toad the wet
sprocket, 1991 or so?
somethins always wrong
Haiku # 66642, December 31, 2019 11:41 pm ET
by vhs of dulcina
there is one last thing
to write before the next deck
ade stacked against us
Haiku # 66641, December 31, 2019 11:39 pm ET
by vhs of 2020 shuffle
generation x
damn this to be continued
lets end this, chewie.
Haiku # 66640, December 31, 2019 11:37 pm ET
by vhs
the ball dropped one more
time, no dick clark but his ghost
resides in my mind
Haiku # 66639, December 31, 2019 11:36 pm ET
by vhs
in this future now
no twenty twenty vision
is already here
Haiku # 66638, December 31, 2019 10:24 pm ET
by ash
another decade
only a few more to go
and i'm outta here
Haiku # 66637, December 31, 2019 10:21 pm ET
by ash
Another nice @$$
On long legged Coffee girl
She needs a refill

Its real terrible
To be a dirty old man
Like Sir Aqualung.

But hey what the hell
To soon we all get damn old
Better old than not!
Haiku # 66636, December 31, 2019 5:13 am ET
by Jarvis Tull of Merry old England
Good man with a gun
Shot the Ft Worth goblin dead
Optimal outcome.
Haiku # 66635, December 31, 2019 4:36 am ET
by Pike Bishop of Starbuck Tx
I've seen many things.
Baby Yoda ate a frog.
It was still alive.
Haiku # 66634, December 29, 2019 4:24 pm ET
by DRR of That's just not right.
Fuck all your mantras.
Six-armed abominations
Are not the true God
Haiku # 66633, December 29, 2019 1:07 pm ET
by Friendly Reminder of Milquetoast
the shame of it all
d'oh ! too many syllables
isn't a haiku
Haiku # 66632, December 29, 2019 3:28 am ET
by ash
breathing dust or smoke
the climate has become a joke
boiling frogs shall croak
Haiku # 66631, December 29, 2019 3:27 am ET
by ash
Life has not been good.
But at least the truth is known.
That's better than this.
Haiku # 66630, December 29, 2019 3:27 am ET
by drr of asdfasdf
frothing foggy monk
hesitates, dishrag yearning
scornful plaintive flame
Haiku # 66629, December 28, 2019 10:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hey bald Buddhist nun:
You look totally stupid.
You're not spiritual.
Haiku # 66628, December 28, 2019 7:38 pm ET
by Drokhba of Gomchen
Burn the gift-wrapping
Guzzle what is drinkable
Last days of the year
Haiku # 66627, December 27, 2019 7:05 pm ET
by Tragic Outlook of Comedy
Christmas comes but once a year
And when it does
It's a pain in the ass
Haiku # 66626, December 27, 2019 4:19 am ET
by Ben Dover of Memphis
I want some ass too
A donkey could be my friend
For sale on Craigslist
Haiku # 66625, December 26, 2019 11:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
To live is to die
To die is to live but I
Oh I just want ass
Haiku # 66624, December 26, 2019 11:00 pm ET
by Line of lines
many a long year
haven't had a lot to say
if i ever did
Haiku # 66623, December 26, 2019 10:24 pm ET
by ash
staircase ascendant
but what goes up must come down
unless you're escher
Haiku # 66622, December 26, 2019 10:20 pm ET
by ash
Drinking molasses
in the town of Manassas;
quite large my ass is.
Haiku # 66621, December 26, 2019 5:27 pm ET
by Darth Rhino Raper of Back from my African safari with the last of at least 10 extinct animals to hang on my wall.
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