BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
237 Days
67687 Haikus
Hollywood clowns again
Cry for killer salami
Move to Iran fools!

The Killer salami
Murdering terrorist thug
Turned into red mist

Can't do a damn thing?
Now you are in red hot hell
With seventy two

Horny billy goats
Fook around see what happens?
New sheriff in town
Haiku #66664, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 5, 2020 5:55 am ET

Prez Trump can't do squat!
Said the jive king bee mullah
Talk to the hand....
Haiku #66663, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 5, 2020 5:47 am ET

Mid-East surrogates
Japanese warships, Putin
Some strange bedfellows
Haiku #66662, by krav MAGA
January 4, 2020 2:16 pm ET

probably, but here
we go again, life goes on
whether live or dead
Haiku #66661, by vhs
January 4, 2020 7:19 am ET

Manufactured war:
Keep the masses all confused
before elections.
Haiku #66660, by Sick of it all
January 3, 2020 11:02 am ET

It just dawned on me
Kangaroos must look funny
When they take a shit
Haiku #66659, by I. Cumfromaland of Down under
January 3, 2020 8:24 am ET

blue balls in baghdad
the president shoots his wad
patriot jism
Haiku #66658, by ash
January 3, 2020 6:25 am ET

my country's aflame
fuck the paris agreement
bravo! encore fois
Haiku #66657, by ash
January 3, 2020 6:17 am ET

ghost of Bolton's 'stache
pacing the oval office
having war wet dream
Haiku #66656, by krav MAGA
January 2, 2020 9:51 pm ET

i heard there's airstrike
iranian official
he's super dead now
Haiku #66655, by krav MAGA
January 2, 2020 9:44 pm ET

i hear theres rocks called
asteroids in orbit, they
like to crash on down
Haiku #66654, by vhs
January 2, 2020 7:10 am ET

Strolling through the park
Masturbating at high noon
Was it a werewolf?
Haiku #66653, by Worth a second look of Park
January 2, 2020 6:33 am ET

orbit the same star
there's nothing new about this
hallmark occasion
Haiku #66652, by ash
January 2, 2020 2:04 am ET

Instead of friendship
I received the Christmas card:
Meaningless gesture.
Haiku #66651, by Seasons of Futility
January 2, 2020 1:45 am ET

Though he's not that great,
Just to derange them further:
TRUMP 2020 !
Haiku #66650, by Year of Orange Greatness
January 1, 2020 8:03 pm ET

Stop being a fag
Continue until you are
No longer a fag
Haiku #66649, by Sparklepony, MD
January 1, 2020 6:35 pm ET

Haiku #66648, by vhs
January 1, 2020 8:49 am ET

Heard you had E.D.
What is wrong with your lizard?
What's the prognosis?
Haiku #66647, by Hard O'Hearing of Up 2 streets and Take a left
January 1, 2020 6:10 am ET

Drop your pants, Dick Clark
His ghostly jizz coats Times Square
As time marches on
Haiku #66646, by Noticer of Details of Behind binoculars
January 1, 2020 2:45 am ET

so long and first dibs
2020 here we come
chewie, we are home
Haiku #66645, by vhs
January 1, 2020 12:02 am ET

this is it boys, the
end of the end of something
paint the country rec
Haiku #66644, by vhs
January 1, 2020 12:01 am ET

good luck poppy, see
you in 2020 get the weights
off, stay dark, and cappy.
Haiku #66643, by vhs
December 31, 2019 11:48 pm ET

close on toad the wet
sprocket, 1991 or so?
somethins always wrong
Haiku #66642, by vhs of dulcina
December 31, 2019 11:41 pm ET

there is one last thing
to write before the next deck
ade stacked against us
Haiku #66641, by vhs of 2020 shuffle
December 31, 2019 11:39 pm ET

generation x
damn this to be continued
lets end this, chewie.
Haiku #66640, by vhs
December 31, 2019 11:37 pm ET

the ball dropped one more
time, no dick clark but his ghost
resides in my mind
Haiku #66639, by vhs
December 31, 2019 11:36 pm ET

in this future now
no twenty twenty vision
is already here
Haiku #66638, by ash
December 31, 2019 10:24 pm ET

another decade
only a few more to go
and i'm outta here
Haiku #66637, by ash
December 31, 2019 10:21 pm ET

Another nice @$$
On long legged Coffee girl
She needs a refill

Its real terrible
To be a dirty old man
Like Sir Aqualung.

But hey what the hell
To soon we all get damn old
Better old than not!
Haiku #66636, by Jarvis Tull of Merry old England
December 31, 2019 5:13 am ET

Good man with a gun
Shot the Ft Worth goblin dead
Optimal outcome.
Haiku #66635, by Pike Bishop of Starbuck Tx
December 31, 2019 4:36 am ET

I've seen many things.
Baby Yoda ate a frog.
It was still alive.
Haiku #66634, by DRR of That's just not right.
December 29, 2019 4:24 pm ET

Fuck all your mantras.
Six-armed abominations
Are not the true God
Haiku #66633, by Friendly Reminder of Milquetoast
December 29, 2019 1:07 pm ET

the shame of it all
d'oh ! too many syllables
isn't a haiku
Haiku #66632, by ash
December 29, 2019 3:28 am ET

breathing dust or smoke
the climate has become a joke
boiling frogs shall croak
Haiku #66631, by ash
December 29, 2019 3:27 am ET

Life has not been good.
But at least the truth is known.
That's better than this.
Haiku #66630, by drr of asdfasdf
December 29, 2019 3:27 am ET

frothing foggy monk
hesitates, dishrag yearning
scornful plaintive flame
Haiku #66629, by Anonymous Poet
December 28, 2019 10:14 pm ET

Hey bald Buddhist nun:
You look totally stupid.
You're not spiritual.
Haiku #66628, by Drokhba of Gomchen
December 28, 2019 7:38 pm ET

Burn the gift-wrapping
Guzzle what is drinkable
Last days of the year
Haiku #66627, by Tragic Outlook of Comedy
December 27, 2019 7:05 pm ET

Christmas comes but once a year
And when it does
It's a pain in the ass
Haiku #66626, by Ben Dover of Memphis
December 27, 2019 4:19 am ET

I want some ass too
A donkey could be my friend
For sale on Craigslist
Haiku #66625, by Anonymous Poet
December 26, 2019 11:39 pm ET

To live is to die
To die is to live but I
Oh I just want ass
Haiku #66624, by Line of lines
December 26, 2019 11:00 pm ET

many a long year
haven't had a lot to say
if i ever did
Haiku #66623, by ash
December 26, 2019 10:24 pm ET

staircase ascendant
but what goes up must come down
unless you're escher
Haiku #66622, by ash
December 26, 2019 10:20 pm ET

Drinking molasses
in the town of Manassas;
quite large my ass is.
Haiku #66621, by Darth Rhino Raper of Back from my African safari with the last of at least 10 extinct animals to hang on my wall.
December 26, 2019 5:27 pm ET

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See you later!
Haiku #66620, by kittyCip of Russia
December 26, 2019 10:17 am ET

Bots try to join in
But they have no Christmas cheer
Their haiku is cold
Haiku #66619, by Spot the Bot
December 25, 2019 10:32 pm ET

Soon, everything
Will make perfect sense: until
Then please stop screaming
Haiku #66618, by Mr. Staircase
December 25, 2019 12:33 am ET

Bad Haiku: a sheer
Coincidence? I think not
No time to explain
Haiku #66617, by Mr. Staircase
December 25, 2019 12:30 am ET

Your opinion counts
Even when you appear to
A large ash pile
Haiku #66616, by Mr. Staircase
December 25, 2019 12:26 am ET

I'm on the staircase
Takes me where I need to go
I become: staircase
Haiku #66615, by Mr. Staircase
December 25, 2019 12:23 am ET