Hollywood clowns again
Cry for killer salami
Move to Iran fools!
The Killer salami
Murdering terrorist thug
Turned into red mist
Can't do a damn thing?
Now you are in red hot hell
With seventy two
Horny billy goats
Fook around see what happens?
New sheriff in town
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Prez Trump can't do squat!
Said the jive king bee mullah
Talk to the hand....
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Mid-East surrogates
Japanese warships, Putin
Some strange bedfellows
by krav MAGA
probably, but here
we go again, life goes on
whether live or dead
by vhs
Manufactured war:
Keep the masses all confused
before elections.
by Sick of it all
It just dawned on me
Kangaroos must look funny
When they take a shit
by I. Cumfromaland of Down under
blue balls in baghdad
the president shoots his wad
patriot jism
by ash
my country's aflame
fuck the paris agreement
bravo! encore fois
by ash
ghost of Bolton's 'stache
pacing the oval office
having war wet dream
by krav MAGA
i heard there's airstrike
iranian official
he's super dead now
by krav MAGA
i hear theres rocks called
asteroids in orbit, they
like to crash on down
by vhs
Strolling through the park
Masturbating at high noon
Was it a werewolf?
by Worth a second look of Park
orbit the same star
there's nothing new about this
hallmark occasion
by ash
Instead of friendship
I received the Christmas card:
Meaningless gesture.
by Seasons of Futility
Though he's not that great,
Just to derange them further:
TRUMP 2020 !
by Year of Orange Greatness
Heard you had E.D.
What is wrong with your lizard?
What's the prognosis?
by Hard O'Hearing of Up 2 streets and Take a left
Drop your pants, Dick Clark
His ghostly jizz coats Times Square
As time marches on
by Noticer of Details of Behind binoculars
so long and first dibs
2020 here we come
chewie, we are home
by vhs
this is it boys, the
end of the end of something
paint the country rec
by vhs
good luck poppy, see
you in 2020 get the weights
off, stay dark, and cappy.
by vhs
close on toad the wet
sprocket, 1991 or so?
somethins always wrong
by vhs of dulcina
there is one last thing
to write before the next deck
ade stacked against us
by vhs of 2020 shuffle
generation x
damn this to be continued
lets end this, chewie.
by vhs
the ball dropped one more
time, no dick clark but his ghost
resides in my mind
by vhs
in this future now
no twenty twenty vision
is already here
by ash
another decade
only a few more to go
and i'm outta here
by ash
Another nice @$$
On long legged Coffee girl
She needs a refill
Its real terrible
To be a dirty old man
Like Sir Aqualung.
But hey what the hell
To soon we all get damn old
Better old than not!
by Jarvis Tull of Merry old England
Good man with a gun
Shot the Ft Worth goblin dead
Optimal outcome.
by Pike Bishop of Starbuck Tx
I've seen many things.
Baby Yoda ate a frog.
It was still alive.
by DRR of That's just not right.
Fuck all your mantras.
Six-armed abominations
Are not the true God
by Friendly Reminder of Milquetoast
the shame of it all
d'oh ! too many syllables
isn't a haiku
by ash
breathing dust or smoke
the climate has become a joke
boiling frogs shall croak
by ash
Life has not been good.
But at least the truth is known.
That's better than this.
by drr of asdfasdf
frothing foggy monk
hesitates, dishrag yearning
scornful plaintive flame
by Anonymous Poet
Hey bald Buddhist nun:
You look totally stupid.
You're not spiritual.
by Drokhba of Gomchen
Burn the gift-wrapping
Guzzle what is drinkable
Last days of the year
by Tragic Outlook of Comedy
Christmas comes but once a year
And when it does
It's a pain in the ass
by Ben Dover of Memphis
I want some ass too
A donkey could be my friend
For sale on Craigslist
by Anonymous Poet
To live is to die
To die is to live but I
Oh I just want ass
by Line of lines
many a long year
haven't had a lot to say
if i ever did
by ash
staircase ascendant
but what goes up must come down
unless you're escher
by ash
Drinking molasses
in the town of Manassas;
quite large my ass is.
by Darth Rhino Raper of Back from my African safari with the last of at least 10 extinct animals to hang on my wall.
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by kittyCip of Russia
Bots try to join in
But they have no Christmas cheer
Their haiku is cold
by Spot the Bot
Soon, everything
Will make perfect sense: until
Then please stop screaming
by Mr. Staircase
Bad Haiku: a sheer
Coincidence? I think not
No time to explain
by Mr. Staircase
Your opinion counts
Even when you appear to
A large ash pile
by Mr. Staircase
I'm on the staircase
Takes me where I need to go
I become: staircase
by Mr. Staircase
Submissive haikus
A most poetic fetish
Begging to be read
by Mr. Staircase
