BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
239 Days
and
67694 Haikus
later...
blue balls in baghdad
the president shoots his wad
patriot jism
Haiku #66658, by ash
January 3, 2020 6:25 am ET

my country's aflame
fuck the paris agreement
bravo! encore fois
Haiku #66657, by ash
January 3, 2020 6:17 am ET

ghost of Bolton's 'stache
pacing the oval office
having war wet dream
Haiku #66656, by krav MAGA
January 2, 2020 9:51 pm ET

i heard there's airstrike
iranian official
he's super dead now
Haiku #66655, by krav MAGA
January 2, 2020 9:44 pm ET

i hear theres rocks called
asteroids in orbit, they
like to crash on down
Haiku #66654, by vhs
January 2, 2020 7:10 am ET

Strolling through the park
Masturbating at high noon
Was it a werewolf?
Haiku #66653, by Worth a second look of Park
January 2, 2020 6:33 am ET

orbit the same star
there's nothing new about this
hallmark occasion
Haiku #66652, by ash
January 2, 2020 2:04 am ET

Instead of friendship
I received the Christmas card:
Meaningless gesture.
Haiku #66651, by Seasons of Futility
January 2, 2020 1:45 am ET

Though he's not that great,
Just to derange them further:
TRUMP 2020 !
Haiku #66650, by Year of Orange Greatness
January 1, 2020 8:03 pm ET

Stop being a fag
Continue until you are
No longer a fag
Haiku #66649, by Sparklepony, MD
January 1, 2020 6:35 pm ET

what?
Haiku #66648, by vhs
January 1, 2020 8:49 am ET

Heard you had E.D.
What is wrong with your lizard?
What's the prognosis?
Haiku #66647, by Hard O'Hearing of Up 2 streets and Take a left
January 1, 2020 6:10 am ET

Drop your pants, Dick Clark
His ghostly jizz coats Times Square
As time marches on
Haiku #66646, by Noticer of Details of Behind binoculars
January 1, 2020 2:45 am ET

so long and first dibs
2020 here we come
chewie, we are home
Haiku #66645, by vhs
January 1, 2020 12:02 am ET

this is it boys, the
end of the end of something
paint the country rec
Haiku #66644, by vhs
January 1, 2020 12:01 am ET

good luck poppy, see
you in 2020 get the weights
off, stay dark, and cappy.
Haiku #66643, by vhs
December 31, 2019 11:48 pm ET

close on toad the wet
sprocket, 1991 or so?
somethins always wrong
Haiku #66642, by vhs of dulcina
December 31, 2019 11:41 pm ET

there is one last thing
to write before the next deck
ade stacked against us
Haiku #66641, by vhs of 2020 shuffle
December 31, 2019 11:39 pm ET

generation x
damn this to be continued
lets end this, chewie.
Haiku #66640, by vhs
December 31, 2019 11:37 pm ET

the ball dropped one more
time, no dick clark but his ghost
resides in my mind
Haiku #66639, by vhs
December 31, 2019 11:36 pm ET

in this future now
no twenty twenty vision
is already here
Haiku #66638, by ash
December 31, 2019 10:24 pm ET

another decade
only a few more to go
and i'm outta here
Haiku #66637, by ash
December 31, 2019 10:21 pm ET

Another nice @$$
On long legged Coffee girl
She needs a refill

Its real terrible
To be a dirty old man
Like Sir Aqualung.

But hey what the hell
To soon we all get damn old
Better old than not!
Haiku #66636, by Jarvis Tull of Merry old England
December 31, 2019 5:13 am ET

Good man with a gun
Shot the Ft Worth goblin dead
Optimal outcome.
Haiku #66635, by Pike Bishop of Starbuck Tx
December 31, 2019 4:36 am ET

I've seen many things.
Baby Yoda ate a frog.
It was still alive.
Haiku #66634, by DRR of That's just not right.
December 29, 2019 4:24 pm ET

Fuck all your mantras.
Six-armed abominations
Are not the true God
Haiku #66633, by Friendly Reminder of Milquetoast
December 29, 2019 1:07 pm ET

the shame of it all
d'oh ! too many syllables
isn't a haiku
Haiku #66632, by ash
December 29, 2019 3:28 am ET

breathing dust or smoke
the climate has become a joke
boiling frogs shall croak
Haiku #66631, by ash
December 29, 2019 3:27 am ET

Life has not been good.
But at least the truth is known.
That's better than this.
Haiku #66630, by drr of asdfasdf
December 29, 2019 3:27 am ET

frothing foggy monk
hesitates, dishrag yearning
scornful plaintive flame
Haiku #66629, by Anonymous Poet
December 28, 2019 10:14 pm ET

Hey bald Buddhist nun:
You look totally stupid.
You're not spiritual.
Haiku #66628, by Drokhba of Gomchen
December 28, 2019 7:38 pm ET

Burn the gift-wrapping
Guzzle what is drinkable
Last days of the year
Haiku #66627, by Tragic Outlook of Comedy
December 27, 2019 7:05 pm ET

Christmas comes but once a year
And when it does
It's a pain in the ass
Haiku #66626, by Ben Dover of Memphis
December 27, 2019 4:19 am ET

I want some ass too
A donkey could be my friend
For sale on Craigslist
Haiku #66625, by Anonymous Poet
December 26, 2019 11:39 pm ET

To live is to die
To die is to live but I
Oh I just want ass
Haiku #66624, by Line of lines
December 26, 2019 11:00 pm ET

many a long year
haven't had a lot to say
if i ever did
Haiku #66623, by ash
December 26, 2019 10:24 pm ET

staircase ascendant
but what goes up must come down
unless you're escher
Haiku #66622, by ash
December 26, 2019 10:20 pm ET

Drinking molasses
in the town of Manassas;
quite large my ass is.
Haiku #66621, by Darth Rhino Raper of Back from my African safari with the last of at least 10 extinct animals to hang on my wall.
December 26, 2019 5:27 pm ET

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Haiku #66620, by kittyCip of Russia
December 26, 2019 10:17 am ET

Bots try to join in
But they have no Christmas cheer
Their haiku is cold
Haiku #66619, by Spot the Bot
December 25, 2019 10:32 pm ET

Soon, everything
Will make perfect sense: until
Then please stop screaming
Haiku #66618, by Mr. Staircase
December 25, 2019 12:33 am ET

Bad Haiku: a sheer
Coincidence? I think not
No time to explain
Haiku #66617, by Mr. Staircase
December 25, 2019 12:30 am ET

Your opinion counts
Even when you appear to
A large ash pile
Haiku #66616, by Mr. Staircase
December 25, 2019 12:26 am ET

I'm on the staircase
Takes me where I need to go
I become: staircase
Haiku #66615, by Mr. Staircase
December 25, 2019 12:23 am ET

Submissive haikus
A most poetic fetish
Begging to be read
Haiku #66614, by Mr. Staircase
December 25, 2019 12:21 am ET

Time to spend money
Things you need and don't need, too
Nonchalant humans
Haiku #66613, by Mr. Staircase
December 25, 2019 12:20 am ET

She turned into scarves
Made of red disappointment
Ate my eyeballs, too
Haiku #66612, by Mr. Staircase
December 25, 2019 12:18 am ET

NSA program
Zombie chicken speaking French
$12 billion
Haiku #66611, by Mr. Staircase
December 25, 2019 12:17 am ET

Confusing steamboat
Stubborn children levitate
1892
Haiku #66610, by Mr. Staircase
December 25, 2019 12:15 am ET

Three hot sauce nightmares
Mountains of mice exploded
Aggravating shoes
Haiku #66609, by Mr. Staircase
December 25, 2019 12:13 am ET