Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 257 Days and 71081 Haikus later...

there is one last thing
to write before the next deck
ade stacked against us
Haiku # 66641, December 31, 2019 11:39 pm ET
by vhs of 2020 shuffle
generation x
damn this to be continued
lets end this, chewie.
Haiku # 66640, December 31, 2019 11:37 pm ET
by vhs
the ball dropped one more
time, no dick clark but his ghost
resides in my mind
Haiku # 66639, December 31, 2019 11:36 pm ET
by vhs
in this future now
no twenty twenty vision
is already here
Haiku # 66638, December 31, 2019 10:24 pm ET
by ash
another decade
only a few more to go
and i'm outta here
Haiku # 66637, December 31, 2019 10:21 pm ET
by ash
Another nice @$$
On long legged Coffee girl
She needs a refill

Its real terrible
To be a dirty old man
Like Sir Aqualung.

But hey what the hell
To soon we all get damn old
Better old than not!
Haiku # 66636, December 31, 2019 5:13 am ET
by Jarvis Tull of Merry old England
Good man with a gun
Shot the Ft Worth goblin dead
Optimal outcome.
Haiku # 66635, December 31, 2019 4:36 am ET
by Pike Bishop of Starbuck Tx
I've seen many things.
Baby Yoda ate a frog.
It was still alive.
Haiku # 66634, December 29, 2019 4:24 pm ET
by DRR of That's just not right.
Fuck all your mantras.
Six-armed abominations
Are not the true God
Haiku # 66633, December 29, 2019 1:07 pm ET
by Friendly Reminder of Milquetoast
the shame of it all
d'oh ! too many syllables
isn't a haiku
Haiku # 66632, December 29, 2019 3:28 am ET
by ash
breathing dust or smoke
the climate has become a joke
boiling frogs shall croak
Haiku # 66631, December 29, 2019 3:27 am ET
by ash
Life has not been good.
But at least the truth is known.
That's better than this.
Haiku # 66630, December 29, 2019 3:27 am ET
by drr of asdfasdf
frothing foggy monk
hesitates, dishrag yearning
scornful plaintive flame
Haiku # 66629, December 28, 2019 10:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hey bald Buddhist nun:
You look totally stupid.
You're not spiritual.
Haiku # 66628, December 28, 2019 7:38 pm ET
by Drokhba of Gomchen
Burn the gift-wrapping
Guzzle what is drinkable
Last days of the year
Haiku # 66627, December 27, 2019 7:05 pm ET
by Tragic Outlook of Comedy
Christmas comes but once a year
And when it does
It's a pain in the ass
Haiku # 66626, December 27, 2019 4:19 am ET
by Ben Dover of Memphis
I want some ass too
A donkey could be my friend
For sale on Craigslist
Haiku # 66625, December 26, 2019 11:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
To live is to die
To die is to live but I
Oh I just want ass
Haiku # 66624, December 26, 2019 11:00 pm ET
by Line of lines
many a long year
haven't had a lot to say
if i ever did
Haiku # 66623, December 26, 2019 10:24 pm ET
by ash
staircase ascendant
but what goes up must come down
unless you're escher
Haiku # 66622, December 26, 2019 10:20 pm ET
by ash
Drinking molasses
in the town of Manassas;
quite large my ass is.
Haiku # 66621, December 26, 2019 5:27 pm ET
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See you later!
Haiku # 66620, December 26, 2019 10:17 am ET
by kittyCip of Russia
Bots try to join in
But they have no Christmas cheer
Their haiku is cold
Haiku # 66619, December 25, 2019 10:32 pm ET
by Spot the Bot
Soon, everything
Will make perfect sense: until
Then please stop screaming
Haiku # 66618, December 25, 2019 12:33 am ET
by Mr. Staircase
Bad Haiku: a sheer
Coincidence? I think not
No time to explain
Haiku # 66617, December 25, 2019 12:30 am ET
by Mr. Staircase
Your opinion counts
Even when you appear to
A large ash pile
Haiku # 66616, December 25, 2019 12:26 am ET
by Mr. Staircase
I'm on the staircase
Takes me where I need to go
I become: staircase
Haiku # 66615, December 25, 2019 12:23 am ET
by Mr. Staircase
Submissive haikus
A most poetic fetish
Begging to be read
Haiku # 66614, December 25, 2019 12:21 am ET
by Mr. Staircase
Time to spend money
Things you need and don't need, too
Nonchalant humans
Haiku # 66613, December 25, 2019 12:20 am ET
by Mr. Staircase
She turned into scarves
Made of red disappointment
Ate my eyeballs, too
Haiku # 66612, December 25, 2019 12:18 am ET
by Mr. Staircase
NSA program
Zombie chicken speaking French
$12 billion
Haiku # 66611, December 25, 2019 12:17 am ET
by Mr. Staircase
Confusing steamboat
Stubborn children levitate
Haiku # 66610, December 25, 2019 12:15 am ET
by Mr. Staircase
Three hot sauce nightmares
Mountains of mice exploded
Aggravating shoes
Haiku # 66609, December 25, 2019 12:13 am ET
by Mr. Staircase
in this case i note
the cynicism that i
left behind behind...
Haiku # 66608, December 24, 2019 8:51 pm ET
by vhs
Satan and Santa
They were buddies back in school
Each took his own path
Haiku # 66607, December 24, 2019 11:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
God, I hate Christmas.
The man who invented it
should be crucified.
Haiku # 66606, December 24, 2019 11:21 am ET
by DRR of oldie but a baddie.
Christmas without Christ
The religion of shopping
SInners fake goodwill
Haiku # 66605, December 23, 2019 1:23 pm ET
by Consumerism of the Masses
fatty christmas roast
it's not santa gertrudis
ho ho ho right in
Haiku # 66604, December 23, 2019 8:38 am ET
by ash
Xmas wish list mandatory party punch reindeer venison St. Nick joined Zumba (C) workshop Krampus did your wife in a cheap hotel. How could you not know?
Haiku # 66603, December 22, 2019 10:13 pm ET
by DRR
Imitate Jolie:
Proactive masectomy;
Stay abreast of things.
Haiku # 66602, December 22, 2019 1:07 pm ET
by Hollyweird Knows What's Up
CO2 levels
Damn dinosaurs and their cars
How fucking DARE you
Haiku # 66601, December 21, 2019 11:29 am ET
by Gretasaurus Thunbergius of Pangaea
what if we could be
like angelina jolly ?
'tis the season too
Haiku # 66600, December 21, 2019 6:53 am ET
by ash
the planet is hot
it's a capitalist plot
but greta is not

agreeing with this
because something is amiss
stop taking the piss

fiddle while we burn
because there's nothing to learn
from the taciturn
Haiku # 66599, December 21, 2019 6:47 am ET
by ash of burning bush
I wait for haiku.
But you don't write anything.
So go hang yourself.
Haiku # 66598, December 20, 2019 10:12 pm ET
by Poetes Maudits of Gender-based Languages
my hipster lament
reading email in cafe
coffee is now cold
Haiku # 66597, December 20, 2019 2:32 pm ET
by studboy of Los Angeles, CA
Christmas carols, joy,
The divine light of Jesus...
now shut up and BUY.
Haiku # 66596, December 19, 2019 7:30 am ET
by Guy from holiday car commercial
Now, back to Greta:
Shame on you. Oh, how DARE you
make that nasty face.
Haiku # 66595, December 18, 2019 9:43 pm ET
by The Sky is Falling of Chicken Little
Eh, don't call me that.
Even you are mocking me
And abusing, eh.
Haiku # 66594, December 18, 2019 8:16 pm ET
by Kunta Kinte of White Privilege
After meating you
I would like to eating you.
Signed: nerdy tech guy.
Haiku # 66593, December 18, 2019 8:13 pm ET
by German "Frankie" of that weird Dark Web story
Doing a rhino
Ain't as easy as it sounds.
They can drink a LOT.

Once drunk, they let go.
The proverbial wildcat.
I mean all night long.
Haiku # 66592, December 18, 2019 2:10 am ET
by DRR of Take notes, Kunta Kinte.
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