Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 257 Days and 71081 Haikus later...

Prez Trump can't do squat!
Said the jive king bee mullah
Talk to the hand....
Haiku # 66663, January 5, 2020 5:47 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Mid-East surrogates
Japanese warships, Putin
Some strange bedfellows
Haiku # 66662, January 4, 2020 2:16 pm ET
by krav MAGA
probably, but here
we go again, life goes on
whether live or dead
Haiku # 66661, January 4, 2020 7:19 am ET
by vhs
Manufactured war:
Keep the masses all confused
before elections.
Haiku # 66660, January 3, 2020 11:02 am ET
by Sick of it all
It just dawned on me
Kangaroos must look funny
When they take a shit
Haiku # 66659, January 3, 2020 8:24 am ET
by I. Cumfromaland of Down under
blue balls in baghdad
the president shoots his wad
patriot jism
Haiku # 66658, January 3, 2020 6:25 am ET
by ash
my country's aflame
fuck the paris agreement
bravo! encore fois
Haiku # 66657, January 3, 2020 6:17 am ET
by ash
ghost of Bolton's 'stache
pacing the oval office
having war wet dream
Haiku # 66656, January 2, 2020 9:51 pm ET
by krav MAGA
i heard there's airstrike
iranian official
he's super dead now
Haiku # 66655, January 2, 2020 9:44 pm ET
by krav MAGA
i hear theres rocks called
asteroids in orbit, they
like to crash on down
Haiku # 66654, January 2, 2020 7:10 am ET
by vhs
Strolling through the park
Masturbating at high noon
Was it a werewolf?
Haiku # 66653, January 2, 2020 6:33 am ET
by Worth a second look of Park
orbit the same star
there's nothing new about this
hallmark occasion
Haiku # 66652, January 2, 2020 2:04 am ET
by ash
Instead of friendship
I received the Christmas card:
Meaningless gesture.
Haiku # 66651, January 2, 2020 1:45 am ET
by Seasons of Futility
Though he's not that great,
Just to derange them further:
TRUMP 2020 !
Haiku # 66650, January 1, 2020 8:03 pm ET
by Year of Orange Greatness
Haiku # 66648, January 1, 2020 8:49 am ET
by vhs
Heard you had E.D.
What is wrong with your lizard?
What's the prognosis?
Haiku # 66647, January 1, 2020 6:10 am ET
by Hard O'Hearing of Up 2 streets and Take a left
Drop your pants, Dick Clark
His ghostly jizz coats Times Square
As time marches on
Haiku # 66646, January 1, 2020 2:45 am ET
by Noticer of Details of Behind binoculars
so long and first dibs
2020 here we come
chewie, we are home
Haiku # 66645, January 1, 2020 12:02 am ET
by vhs
this is it boys, the
end of the end of something
paint the country rec
Haiku # 66644, January 1, 2020 12:01 am ET
by vhs
good luck poppy, see
you in 2020 get the weights
off, stay dark, and cappy.
Haiku # 66643, December 31, 2019 11:48 pm ET
by vhs
close on toad the wet
sprocket, 1991 or so?
somethins always wrong
Haiku # 66642, December 31, 2019 11:41 pm ET
by vhs of dulcina
there is one last thing
to write before the next deck
ade stacked against us
Haiku # 66641, December 31, 2019 11:39 pm ET
by vhs of 2020 shuffle
generation x
damn this to be continued
lets end this, chewie.
Haiku # 66640, December 31, 2019 11:37 pm ET
by vhs
the ball dropped one more
time, no dick clark but his ghost
resides in my mind
Haiku # 66639, December 31, 2019 11:36 pm ET
by vhs
in this future now
no twenty twenty vision
is already here
Haiku # 66638, December 31, 2019 10:24 pm ET
by ash
another decade
only a few more to go
and i'm outta here
Haiku # 66637, December 31, 2019 10:21 pm ET
by ash
Another nice @$$
On long legged Coffee girl
She needs a refill

Its real terrible
To be a dirty old man
Like Sir Aqualung.

But hey what the hell
To soon we all get damn old
Better old than not!
Haiku # 66636, December 31, 2019 5:13 am ET
by Jarvis Tull of Merry old England
Good man with a gun
Shot the Ft Worth goblin dead
Optimal outcome.
Haiku # 66635, December 31, 2019 4:36 am ET
by Pike Bishop of Starbuck Tx
I've seen many things.
Baby Yoda ate a frog.
It was still alive.
Haiku # 66634, December 29, 2019 4:24 pm ET
by DRR of That's just not right.
Fuck all your mantras.
Six-armed abominations
Are not the true God
Haiku # 66633, December 29, 2019 1:07 pm ET
by Friendly Reminder of Milquetoast
the shame of it all
d'oh ! too many syllables
isn't a haiku
Haiku # 66632, December 29, 2019 3:28 am ET
by ash
breathing dust or smoke
the climate has become a joke
boiling frogs shall croak
Haiku # 66631, December 29, 2019 3:27 am ET
by ash
Life has not been good.
But at least the truth is known.
That's better than this.
Haiku # 66630, December 29, 2019 3:27 am ET
by drr of asdfasdf
frothing foggy monk
hesitates, dishrag yearning
scornful plaintive flame
Haiku # 66629, December 28, 2019 10:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hey bald Buddhist nun:
You look totally stupid.
You're not spiritual.
Haiku # 66628, December 28, 2019 7:38 pm ET
by Drokhba of Gomchen
Burn the gift-wrapping
Guzzle what is drinkable
Last days of the year
Haiku # 66627, December 27, 2019 7:05 pm ET
by Tragic Outlook of Comedy
Christmas comes but once a year
And when it does
It's a pain in the ass
Haiku # 66626, December 27, 2019 4:19 am ET
by Ben Dover of Memphis
I want some ass too
A donkey could be my friend
For sale on Craigslist
Haiku # 66625, December 26, 2019 11:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
To live is to die
To die is to live but I
Oh I just want ass
Haiku # 66624, December 26, 2019 11:00 pm ET
by Line of lines
many a long year
haven't had a lot to say
if i ever did
Haiku # 66623, December 26, 2019 10:24 pm ET
by ash
staircase ascendant
but what goes up must come down
unless you're escher
Haiku # 66622, December 26, 2019 10:20 pm ET
by ash
Drinking molasses
in the town of Manassas;
quite large my ass is.
Haiku # 66621, December 26, 2019 5:27 pm ET
by Darth Rhino Raper of Back from my African safari with the last of at least 10 extinct animals to hang on my wall.
Absolutely NEW update of captchas regignizing software "XRumer 16.0 + XEvil":
captcha regignizing of Google (ReCaptcha-2 and ReCaptcha-3), Facebook, BitFinex, Bing, Hotmail, SolveMedia, Yandex,
and more than 12000 another size-types of captchas,
with highest precision (80..100%) and highest speed (100 img per second).
You can use XEvil 4.0 with any most popular SEO/SMM software: iMacros, XRumer, GSA SER, ZennoPoster, Srapebox, Senuke, and more than 100 of other programms.

Interested? There are a lot of introducing videos about XEvil in YouTube.


See you later!
Haiku # 66620, December 26, 2019 10:17 am ET
by kittyCip of Russia
Bots try to join in
But they have no Christmas cheer
Their haiku is cold
Haiku # 66619, December 25, 2019 10:32 pm ET
by Spot the Bot
Soon, everything
Will make perfect sense: until
Then please stop screaming
Haiku # 66618, December 25, 2019 12:33 am ET
by Mr. Staircase
Bad Haiku: a sheer
Coincidence? I think not
No time to explain
Haiku # 66617, December 25, 2019 12:30 am ET
by Mr. Staircase
Your opinion counts
Even when you appear to
A large ash pile
Haiku # 66616, December 25, 2019 12:26 am ET
by Mr. Staircase
I'm on the staircase
Takes me where I need to go
I become: staircase
Haiku # 66615, December 25, 2019 12:23 am ET
by Mr. Staircase
Submissive haikus
A most poetic fetish
Begging to be read
Haiku # 66614, December 25, 2019 12:21 am ET
by Mr. Staircase
Time to spend money
Things you need and don't need, too
Nonchalant humans
Haiku # 66613, December 25, 2019 12:20 am ET
by Mr. Staircase
< 50 Less Recent Haiku 50 More Recent Haiku >