BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
341 Days
68401 Haikus
Fake News Media
There are Mockingbirds (hint, hint)
With higher IQs
Haiku #66670, by krav MAGA of sharpening sword
January 5, 2020 8:03 pm ET

Listen, Wong Lofan:
Smart feminists LOVE Iran.
Haiku #66669, by Wimmen Hold Up Half of the Lie
January 5, 2020 2:23 pm ET

MSM: just die!
We don't need the Fake News spin.
Reality's here.
Haiku #66668, by Rachel Madcow of Clean my Ass
January 5, 2020 1:54 pm ET

Medo-Persia smacked!
Hornets' nest is buzzing now.
Don't believe the hype...
Haiku #66667, by Manipulated of Neo-Con Chickenhawks
January 5, 2020 1:50 pm ET

Hey Rose Macgoonan
Put on a big black burka
Put fat @$$ on broom

And fly fast to Iran
It's a wimmen's paradise!
You will like it there!
Haiku #66666, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 5, 2020 6:11 am ET

@$$holes CNN-
Weeping for Gen. Salami
Who killed our troops

Verily you tools
Are slimey SOB's
Disgusting ditch pigs.
Haiku #66665, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 5, 2020 6:02 am ET

Hollywood clowns again
Cry for killer salami
Move to Iran fools!

The Killer salami
Murdering terrorist thug
Turned into red mist

Can't do a damn thing?
Now you are in red hot hell
With seventy two

Horny billy goats
Fook around see what happens?
New sheriff in town
Haiku #66664, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 5, 2020 5:55 am ET

Prez Trump can't do squat!
Said the jive king bee mullah
Talk to the hand....
Haiku #66663, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
January 5, 2020 5:47 am ET

Mid-East surrogates
Japanese warships, Putin
Some strange bedfellows
Haiku #66662, by krav MAGA
January 4, 2020 2:16 pm ET

probably, but here
we go again, life goes on
whether live or dead
Haiku #66661, by vhs
January 4, 2020 7:19 am ET

Manufactured war:
Keep the masses all confused
before elections.
Haiku #66660, by Sick of it all
January 3, 2020 11:02 am ET

It just dawned on me
Kangaroos must look funny
When they take a shit
Haiku #66659, by I. Cumfromaland of Down under
January 3, 2020 8:24 am ET

blue balls in baghdad
the president shoots his wad
patriot jism
Haiku #66658, by ash
January 3, 2020 6:25 am ET

my country's aflame
fuck the paris agreement
bravo! encore fois
Haiku #66657, by ash
January 3, 2020 6:17 am ET

ghost of Bolton's 'stache
pacing the oval office
having war wet dream
Haiku #66656, by krav MAGA
January 2, 2020 9:51 pm ET

i heard there's airstrike
iranian official
he's super dead now
Haiku #66655, by krav MAGA
January 2, 2020 9:44 pm ET

i hear theres rocks called
asteroids in orbit, they
like to crash on down
Haiku #66654, by vhs
January 2, 2020 7:10 am ET

Strolling through the park
Masturbating at high noon
Was it a werewolf?
Haiku #66653, by Worth a second look of Park
January 2, 2020 6:33 am ET

orbit the same star
there's nothing new about this
hallmark occasion
Haiku #66652, by ash
January 2, 2020 2:04 am ET

Instead of friendship
I received the Christmas card:
Meaningless gesture.
Haiku #66651, by Seasons of Futility
January 2, 2020 1:45 am ET

Though he's not that great,
Just to derange them further:
TRUMP 2020 !
Haiku #66650, by Year of Orange Greatness
January 1, 2020 8:03 pm ET

Stop being a fag
Continue until you are
No longer a fag
Haiku #66649, by Sparklepony, MD
January 1, 2020 6:35 pm ET

Haiku #66648, by vhs
January 1, 2020 8:49 am ET

Heard you had E.D.
What is wrong with your lizard?
What's the prognosis?
Haiku #66647, by Hard O'Hearing of Up 2 streets and Take a left
January 1, 2020 6:10 am ET

Drop your pants, Dick Clark
His ghostly jizz coats Times Square
As time marches on
Haiku #66646, by Noticer of Details of Behind binoculars
January 1, 2020 2:45 am ET

so long and first dibs
2020 here we come
chewie, we are home
Haiku #66645, by vhs
January 1, 2020 12:02 am ET

this is it boys, the
end of the end of something
paint the country rec
Haiku #66644, by vhs
January 1, 2020 12:01 am ET

good luck poppy, see
you in 2020 get the weights
off, stay dark, and cappy.
Haiku #66643, by vhs
December 31, 2019 11:48 pm ET

close on toad the wet
sprocket, 1991 or so?
somethins always wrong
Haiku #66642, by vhs of dulcina
December 31, 2019 11:41 pm ET

there is one last thing
to write before the next deck
ade stacked against us
Haiku #66641, by vhs of 2020 shuffle
December 31, 2019 11:39 pm ET

generation x
damn this to be continued
lets end this, chewie.
Haiku #66640, by vhs
December 31, 2019 11:37 pm ET

the ball dropped one more
time, no dick clark but his ghost
resides in my mind
Haiku #66639, by vhs
December 31, 2019 11:36 pm ET

in this future now
no twenty twenty vision
is already here
Haiku #66638, by ash
December 31, 2019 10:24 pm ET

another decade
only a few more to go
and i'm outta here
Haiku #66637, by ash
December 31, 2019 10:21 pm ET

Another nice @$$
On long legged Coffee girl
She needs a refill

Its real terrible
To be a dirty old man
Like Sir Aqualung.

But hey what the hell
To soon we all get damn old
Better old than not!
Haiku #66636, by Jarvis Tull of Merry old England
December 31, 2019 5:13 am ET

Good man with a gun
Shot the Ft Worth goblin dead
Optimal outcome.
Haiku #66635, by Pike Bishop of Starbuck Tx
December 31, 2019 4:36 am ET

I've seen many things.
Baby Yoda ate a frog.
It was still alive.
Haiku #66634, by DRR of That's just not right.
December 29, 2019 4:24 pm ET

Fuck all your mantras.
Six-armed abominations
Are not the true God
Haiku #66633, by Friendly Reminder of Milquetoast
December 29, 2019 1:07 pm ET

the shame of it all
d'oh ! too many syllables
isn't a haiku
Haiku #66632, by ash
December 29, 2019 3:28 am ET

breathing dust or smoke
the climate has become a joke
boiling frogs shall croak
Haiku #66631, by ash
December 29, 2019 3:27 am ET

Life has not been good.
But at least the truth is known.
That's better than this.
Haiku #66630, by drr of asdfasdf
December 29, 2019 3:27 am ET

frothing foggy monk
hesitates, dishrag yearning
scornful plaintive flame
Haiku #66629, by Anonymous Poet
December 28, 2019 10:14 pm ET

Hey bald Buddhist nun:
You look totally stupid.
You're not spiritual.
Haiku #66628, by Drokhba of Gomchen
December 28, 2019 7:38 pm ET

Burn the gift-wrapping
Guzzle what is drinkable
Last days of the year
Haiku #66627, by Tragic Outlook of Comedy
December 27, 2019 7:05 pm ET

Christmas comes but once a year
And when it does
It's a pain in the ass
Haiku #66626, by Ben Dover of Memphis
December 27, 2019 4:19 am ET

I want some ass too
A donkey could be my friend
For sale on Craigslist
Haiku #66625, by Anonymous Poet
December 26, 2019 11:39 pm ET

To live is to die
To die is to live but I
Oh I just want ass
Haiku #66624, by Line of lines
December 26, 2019 11:00 pm ET

many a long year
haven't had a lot to say
if i ever did
Haiku #66623, by ash
December 26, 2019 10:24 pm ET

staircase ascendant
but what goes up must come down
unless you're escher
Haiku #66622, by ash
December 26, 2019 10:20 pm ET

Drinking molasses
in the town of Manassas;
quite large my ass is.
Haiku #66621, by Darth Rhino Raper of Back from my African safari with the last of at least 10 extinct animals to hang on my wall.
December 26, 2019 5:27 pm ET