Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 68 Days and 74648 Haiku later...

we are gun nuts if
we want to protect our rights
from real nutcases
Haiku # 66720, January 15, 2020 10:17 pm ET
by vhs of not virginia
Statler and Waldorf
Sucking each other's small cocks
That's you. That is you
Haiku # 66719, January 14, 2020 3:27 pm ET
by Jim Henson of Hyperspace
Come here, idiots.
Haiku is the place for you:
Wind in bamboo grove
Haiku # 66718, January 14, 2020 7:15 am ET
by Political Operative of Haiku
vhs swoops in
wearing leather jacket, shades
"silent running" plays
Haiku # 66717, January 14, 2020 12:12 am ET
by dvd
Yang is zombie food
But 20 minutes later
They're hungry again
Haiku # 66716, January 14, 2020 12:04 am ET
by Andrew Yang of MSG
Sí, buenos dias
Me llamo Cory Booker
Hasta la vista
Haiku # 66715, January 14, 2020 12:01 am ET
by Cory Booker of Estados Unidos
Pete Buttigiegieg
He's gay... also he's gay
Vote Homosexual
Haiku # 66714, January 13, 2020 11:56 pm ET
by Buttigiegiegiegieg 2020 of Giggity
Warren's spirit quest
"I'm gonna get me - some more
Peyote buttons"
Haiku # 66713, January 13, 2020 11:51 pm ET
by Dances With Democrats
In CIA lab:
Cursed chimera creature...
Haiku # 66712, January 13, 2020 11:45 pm ET
by Hit Me Bernie One More Time
Shiite holding sign
Says: "Death To America?"
Regime quite confused
Haiku # 66711, January 13, 2020 11:16 pm ET
by Uncertain Iranian of Tehran
Website is for haikus,
Your politics are stupid.
Go away idiots.
Haiku # 66709, January 13, 2020 7:24 pm ET
by Wise Japanese Man of Kyoto
The old man farts, pffft
Heads turning to gaze quickly
The wind blows, whoosh
Haiku # 66708, January 13, 2020 7:23 pm ET
by Confucius of Ancient China
You know I have a
Trump feeling I need to lose
My Trump for 2020
Haiku # 66707, January 13, 2020 7:15 pm ET
by Syllabically Challenged of Haiku
you jnow i have a
gut feeling i need to lose
my gut for 2020
Haiku # 66706, January 13, 2020 10:56 am ET
by crawling chaos of unresolved resolutiions
Smart cities, smart cars
Just because you call it "smart"
Does not make it so
Haiku # 66705, January 13, 2020 10:41 am ET
by Jetson of Dystopia
Joined to forget
What did I want to forget?
Don't know I forgot

Can't remember chit
Older than a GD rock
Minds last thing to go
Haiku # 66704, January 12, 2020 3:03 pm ET
by Walt Tripp of Hut in Hogsback Woods
Girl is girl, not boy.
Boy is boy. Not girl. Sorry.
Biology rules.
Haiku # 66703, January 12, 2020 2:26 pm ET
by Sex of Human is Recorded at Birth
Boy says he's a girl.
Parents pay for his hormones,
But he's still a boy!
Haiku # 66702, January 12, 2020 2:22 pm ET
by 2 Genders + 2 Genders = 2 genders
Neurotic Liberals:
Your children turn transgender,
Proof you are confused.
Haiku # 66701, January 12, 2020 2:18 pm ET
by Plumbing Never Lies
ooh shit, hey wow that
last haiku number was a
full house, not too bad!
Haiku # 66700, January 12, 2020 1:20 pm ET
by the crawling chaos of poker poker bo boker
the dancing gods come
every kail yuga dance
to stomp start a new.
Haiku # 66699, January 12, 2020 1:19 pm ET
by the crawling chaos
Duck-billed platypus.
Plate of flapping pussy lips.
Cannibal gourmet.

Ride with poison spur
you studly freak of nature.
How the gods do laugh.
Haiku # 66698, January 12, 2020 7:11 am ET
by bob dylan's left pinky toe nail.
oh go bite the wax tadpole
Haiku # 66697, January 11, 2020 1:19 pm ET
by the crawling chaos
Me Chinee
Me play joke
Me put peepee
in your Coke
Haiku # 66696, January 11, 2020 1:00 pm ET
by This is Wong on so many levels.
Exploding cunt scabs
detonate upon impact.
Watch the calendar.
Haiku # 66695, January 11, 2020 12:56 pm ET
by filthy whores
Fun 2020:
Vote for Trump and then sit back.
Watch them all melt down
Haiku # 66694, January 11, 2020 11:23 am ET
by End of Your Orange World
my life needs an cleanse
an cold outburst as i feel
very angry, now
Haiku # 66693, January 11, 2020 6:25 am ET
by vhs
Do you like Wheat Thins?
They are thin and made of wheat.
Tom Bosley's penis.
Haiku # 66692, January 9, 2020 10:49 pm ET
by Captain Twerk of the Starship Enterprise
Nothing going on.
The Haiku necropolis.
How scintillating.
Haiku # 66691, January 9, 2020 9:34 pm ET
by Overwhelming Undertaker
Haiku # 66690, January 9, 2020 6:09 pm ET
by Josephstole of Guatemala
In 1930
Kurt Godel showed that systems
Have unsolvable

Problems: the truth is
Superior to given
Haiku # 66689, January 8, 2020 3:37 pm ET
by krav MAGA
Love God even more
Than Biden loves to fondle
Tiny little girls
Haiku # 66688, January 8, 2020 3:04 pm ET
by krav MAGA of that's how to win
Pro-sodomy and
Infanticide, Sodom? nope:
It's just Hollywood
Haiku # 66687, January 8, 2020 1:24 pm ET
by Daniel of Hollywood Babylon
My comrades
It is time brothers
It really do be simp hours
Haiku # 66686, January 8, 2020 10:36 am ET
by Not a Simp of Chad
Talk tough with haiku!
Real men make real poetry...
And then we make tea.
Haiku # 66685, January 8, 2020 4:40 am ET
by Oolong Yunnan of Camellia
now there is a goal
let us get to 69000 fam
let's get this bread
Haiku # 66684, January 7, 2020 11:44 pm ET
by Antisocial Kid With No Life of Their Bedroom at 11 pm
if this got to 6900 haikus
by march i think
that'd be epic
Haiku # 66683, January 7, 2020 11:42 pm ET
by Nice of Weed
hello caitlin
i am calling you from hell
it is your time
Haiku # 66682, January 7, 2020 11:41 pm ET
by Satan Himself of Hell
optimus prime
in my large pussy
so very very good, yah?
Haiku # 66680, January 7, 2020 11:34 pm ET
by Bumblebee of Canada
being gay
is very good, yah.
im gay, so hard, penis in throat
Haiku # 66679, January 7, 2020 11:31 pm ET
by A legit gay person of Gayland
having some rights
i am not human, i'm crow
Haiku # 66678, January 7, 2020 11:26 pm ET
by Crow of New York, ow ow my ears it's loud
oh, to be with a fairy in the woods, making potions and do sex
Haiku # 66677, January 7, 2020 11:23 pm ET
by Caitlin of Uranus
I've nothing to say.
I'm just here to be stupid.
Wanna buy some crack?
Haiku # 66675, January 7, 2020 8:02 pm ET
by DRR
Maxine Waters' wig
Higher intelligence than
The one wearing it
Haiku # 66674, January 7, 2020 6:13 pm ET
by krav MAGA
Thanks Maxine Waters
For running that old horsemouth
Right into the wall
Haiku # 66673, January 7, 2020 10:20 am ET
by James Brown of Hee Haw
Ricky shredded new-
Hollywood hypocrite clowns
He owns all their base!

Shut up don't know shit!
Greta the screamer has more
Time in school than you!

Slapped them in the mug
With the hard reality
They are brain dead twits.
Haiku # 66672, January 6, 2020 12:51 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Thanks Maxine Waters
For a most wonderful speech
On global warming
Haiku # 66671, January 5, 2020 8:36 pm ET
by People of Chongochongo
Fake News Media
There are Mockingbirds (hint, hint)
With higher IQs
Haiku # 66670, January 5, 2020 8:03 pm ET
by krav MAGA of sharpening sword
Listen, Wong Lofan:
Smart feminists LOVE Iran.
Haiku # 66669, January 5, 2020 2:23 pm ET
by Wimmen Hold Up Half of the Lie
MSM: just die!
We don't need the Fake News spin.
Reality's here.
Haiku # 66668, January 5, 2020 1:54 pm ET
by Rachel Madcow of Clean my Ass
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