Maxine Waters' wig
Higher intelligence than
The one wearing it
by krav MAGA
Thanks Maxine Waters
For running that old horsemouth
Right into the wall
by James Brown of Hee Haw
Ricky shredded new-
Hollywood hypocrite clowns
He owns all their base!
Shut up don't know shit!
Greta the screamer has more
Time in school than you!
Slapped them in the mug
With the hard reality
They are brain dead twits.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Thanks Maxine Waters
For a most wonderful speech
On global warming
by People of Chongochongo
Fake News Media
There are Mockingbirds (hint, hint)
With higher IQs
by krav MAGA of sharpening sword
Listen, Wong Lofan:
Smart feminists LOVE Iran.
(Solidarity)
by Wimmen Hold Up Half of the Lie
MSM: just die!
We don't need the Fake News spin.
Reality's here.
by Rachel Madcow of Clean my Ass
Medo-Persia smacked!
Hornets' nest is buzzing now.
Don't believe the hype...
by Manipulated of Neo-Con Chickenhawks
Hey Rose Macgoonan
Put on a big black burka
Put fat @$$ on broom
And fly fast to Iran
It's a wimmen's paradise!
You will like it there!
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
@$$holes CNN-
Weeping for Gen. Salami
Who killed our troops
Verily you tools
Are slimey SOB's
Disgusting ditch pigs.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Hollywood clowns again
Cry for killer salami
Move to Iran fools!
The Killer salami
Murdering terrorist thug
Turned into red mist
Can't do a damn thing?
Now you are in red hot hell
With seventy two
Horny billy goats
Fook around see what happens?
New sheriff in town
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Prez Trump can't do squat!
Said the jive king bee mullah
Talk to the hand....
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Mid-East surrogates
Japanese warships, Putin
Some strange bedfellows
by krav MAGA
probably, but here
we go again, life goes on
whether live or dead
by vhs
Manufactured war:
Keep the masses all confused
before elections.
by Sick of it all
It just dawned on me
Kangaroos must look funny
When they take a shit
by I. Cumfromaland of Down under
blue balls in baghdad
the president shoots his wad
patriot jism
by ash
my country's aflame
fuck the paris agreement
bravo! encore fois
by ash
ghost of Bolton's 'stache
pacing the oval office
having war wet dream
by krav MAGA
i heard there's airstrike
iranian official
he's super dead now
by krav MAGA
i hear theres rocks called
asteroids in orbit, they
like to crash on down
by vhs
Strolling through the park
Masturbating at high noon
Was it a werewolf?
by Worth a second look of Park
orbit the same star
there's nothing new about this
hallmark occasion
by ash
Instead of friendship
I received the Christmas card:
Meaningless gesture.
by Seasons of Futility
Though he's not that great,
Just to derange them further:
TRUMP 2020 !
by Year of Orange Greatness
Heard you had E.D.
What is wrong with your lizard?
What's the prognosis?
by Hard O'Hearing of Up 2 streets and Take a left
Drop your pants, Dick Clark
His ghostly jizz coats Times Square
As time marches on
by Noticer of Details of Behind binoculars
so long and first dibs
2020 here we come
chewie, we are home
by vhs
this is it boys, the
end of the end of something
paint the country rec
by vhs
good luck poppy, see
you in 2020 get the weights
off, stay dark, and cappy.
by vhs
close on toad the wet
sprocket, 1991 or so?
somethins always wrong
by vhs of dulcina
there is one last thing
to write before the next deck
ade stacked against us
by vhs of 2020 shuffle
generation x
damn this to be continued
lets end this, chewie.
by vhs
the ball dropped one more
time, no dick clark but his ghost
resides in my mind
by vhs
in this future now
no twenty twenty vision
is already here
by ash
another decade
only a few more to go
and i'm outta here
by ash
Another nice @$$
On long legged Coffee girl
She needs a refill
Its real terrible
To be a dirty old man
Like Sir Aqualung.
But hey what the hell
To soon we all get damn old
Better old than not!
by Jarvis Tull of Merry old England
Good man with a gun
Shot the Ft Worth goblin dead
Optimal outcome.
by Pike Bishop of Starbuck Tx
I've seen many things.
Baby Yoda ate a frog.
It was still alive.
by DRR of That's just not right.
Fuck all your mantras.
Six-armed abominations
Are not the true God
by Friendly Reminder of Milquetoast
the shame of it all
d'oh ! too many syllables
isn't a haiku
by ash
breathing dust or smoke
the climate has become a joke
boiling frogs shall croak
by ash
Life has not been good.
But at least the truth is known.
That's better than this.
by drr of asdfasdf
frothing foggy monk
hesitates, dishrag yearning
scornful plaintive flame
by Anonymous Poet
Hey bald Buddhist nun:
You look totally stupid.
You're not spiritual.
by Drokhba of Gomchen
Burn the gift-wrapping
Guzzle what is drinkable
Last days of the year
by Tragic Outlook of Comedy
Christmas comes but once a year
And when it does
It's a pain in the ass
by Ben Dover of Memphis
I want some ass too
A donkey could be my friend
For sale on Craigslist
by Anonymous Poet
To live is to die
To die is to live but I
Oh I just want ass
by Line of lines