BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
350 Days
and
68533 Haikus
later...
Zombies and werewolves
Masturbating by moonlight
Let's order.pizza
Haiku #66770, by Brad Putt of 19th green
January 25, 2020 7:22 pm ET

If u feel bloated
then you need to release gas.
Hence, this haiku site.
Haiku #66769, by School of Flatulence
January 24, 2020 4:16 pm ET

i put a joke on
here, and they expand on it
I'm feeling bloated
Haiku #66768, by vhs
January 24, 2020 1:08 pm ET

Them damn federulz...
If they come round here agin,
I'll pepper their hide!
Haiku #66767, by Pappy Yokum of Corncob Pipe VA
January 24, 2020 9:16 am ET

You're on the side of
Homosexual Marxists.
Go on, admit it.
Haiku #66766, by Frankfurt School of Frankfart
January 24, 2020 9:11 am ET

Order and chaos
Had child: named "Reality"
Child support: Cosmos
Haiku #66765, by Construct of Under Construction
January 24, 2020 3:16 am ET

Gawd Damn It Woman
Quit moving my stuff around
Can't fooking find it!

Pt 1 of two parts quit moving my stuff @#$%^%!!!
Haiku #66764, by Walt Tripp of Hut in Hawgsback woods
January 24, 2020 1:46 am ET

If you do not stop!
I will spank your @$$ damn hard!
Is that what you want?
Haiku #66763, by Walt Tripp of Hut in Hawgsback woods
January 24, 2020 1:43 am ET

Trump shadow boxing
Looking at you, Mike Bloomberg
Kick your fucking ass
Haiku #66762, by Donald J Trump of White House
January 24, 2020 1:22 am ET

Order loves chaos
And chaos loves order, too
So they got married
Haiku #66761, by Construct of Deconstruction
January 24, 2020 1:07 am ET

Order loves chaos
And chaos loves order, too
But they got divorced
Haiku #66760, by Construct of Construction
January 24, 2020 1:05 am ET

chaos vs order
or order vs chaos, so
easy to ger those two

things disorganized
Haiku #66759, by vhs
January 24, 2020 12:09 am ET

Light in the darkness
All is violence, all is peace
Existence is odd
Haiku #66758, by dvd
January 23, 2020 11:47 pm ET

i chewed tobacco a
long time ago and wonder
how much in total?
Haiku #66757, by vhs
January 23, 2020 12:09 pm ET

STOP: Haiku alert!
You got to watch this Gong Show.
(the hillbilly dude)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9gmBQPQ4ns&feature=emb_title
Haiku #66756, by Jed Clampett of Unclamped
January 23, 2020 8:23 am ET

I got a idea:
How bout write us some haiku
on any old theme...
Haiku #66755, by Clem of Jest a-Settin on muh Cabin Porch
January 23, 2020 8:15 am ET

Frigging politics
Just minding my own business
I am innocent
Haiku #66754, by Ham Sandwich of Indictment
January 23, 2020 12:56 am ET

I'm trying to help
myself by exercizing
i might die but i

had a heart attack
so i have an urge to fight
and beat this damn thing
Haiku #66753, by vhs
January 22, 2020 10:33 pm ET

since i want to live
and not die, i don't need your
help living either

so AOC...fuck off
Haiku #66752, by vhs
January 22, 2020 10:28 pm ET

if i want to die
I'll just blow my own brains out
i don't need your help
Haiku #66751, by vhs
January 22, 2020 10:27 pm ET

We will furry you
All of us: soft and fluffy
Prepare to cuddle
Haiku #66750, by Adorable Critters of Frolicking Fields
January 22, 2020 9:34 pm ET

We will bury you.
All of you: soft and useless.
Prepare for your death.
Haiku #66749, by Medo-Persian Invasion Force of Shushan Citadel
January 22, 2020 7:59 pm ET

That's all a big lie!
The phone bill was enormous!
Phone sex was bad too.
Haiku #66748, by Totally not worth it. of 1-800-Fat-chix
January 22, 2020 7:16 pm ET

Telemarketing
Now for a limited time
Free! Heavy Breathing!
Haiku #66747, by Pervert of Phone
January 22, 2020 6:08 pm ET

Telemarketing
Now for a limited time
Free! Heavy Breathing!
Haiku #66746, by Pervert of Phone
January 22, 2020 6:08 pm ET

Telemarketing
Now for a limited time
Free! Heavy Breathing!
Haiku #66745, by Pervert of Phone
January 22, 2020 6:08 pm ET

Telemarketing
Now for a limited time
Free! Heavy Breathing!
Haiku #66744, by Pervert of Phone
January 22, 2020 6:07 pm ET

I'm just in a tee
at 46 sitting and
typing words on here
Haiku #66743, by vhs
January 22, 2020 10:58 am ET

Hello Poetry
Eliot York loves Haiku
Goodbye Poetry
Haiku #66742, by Haikuist of Foetry
January 22, 2020 7:24 am ET

My daughter mistook
tenticles for testicles
and we had a laugh.
Haiku #66741, by Fun day at the beach.
January 21, 2020 6:25 pm ET

Hentai? Tie a hen?
My, you people are so weird.
Y'all need to get saved!
Haiku #66740, by Mammy Yokum of the Glorious Gospel
January 21, 2020 5:47 pm ET

the temptation is
to just sit back and let life
fly by, not get in
Haiku #66739, by vhs
January 21, 2020 11:44 am ET

as i get older
day by day symptoms get in
the way basic, life
Haiku #66738, by vhs
January 21, 2020 11:29 am ET

next time i want just
a fun goofy haiku there's
hentai jokes again
Haiku #66737, by vhs
January 21, 2020 11:17 am ET

Have you ever tried
masturbating with sea slugs?
They'll sting your penis.

But it's not too bad.
Mother Nature's enlargement.
Shoot out sticky strings.
Haiku #66736, by I'm not really here. of I'd like to be under the sea in an octopus' garden in the shade.
January 21, 2020 3:19 am ET

Christ I can't stand it
Democrat dumb fucks
Useless Bastardos!

All of them Commies
Disgusting destroyer con's
Worse than damn Nazis!
Haiku #66735, by John Birch of Casual Nexus
January 21, 2020 1:28 am ET

the man is bacon
i fear we must stick to produce
and burger burger
Haiku #66734, by Anonymous Poet
January 20, 2020 11:23 pm ET

Fingers trained for war
Now plucking strings for music
Either way useful
Haiku #66733, by David Ben David
January 20, 2020 9:06 pm ET

Darth, that is a pig!
That is not a "Hot Woman".
Please cease and desist.
Haiku #66732, by Porcine Permutations
January 20, 2020 5:09 pm ET

Found a new woman.
Holy God she is sexy!
I mean super hot!
Haiku #66731, by Darth Mud Stuffin of Boooooinnggg!
January 20, 2020 11:39 am ET

we shall see today
what roils out, when the state
vs people, dies down

it will happen over and over
Haiku #66730, by vhs
January 20, 2020 10:52 am ET

VÃ¥pnene: fine
Uheldigvis mennesker:
Ofte problemet
Haiku #66729, by Hans à of Jord
January 19, 2020 9:39 pm ET

Virginia gun-fest:
Patriots versus Commies . . .
this does not look good.
Haiku #66728, by My Cold Dead Hands of 2nd Amendment
January 19, 2020 12:23 pm ET

most likely i will
just fall asleep and wish
rebel wilson the

best luck losing weight
Haiku #66727, by vhs
January 18, 2020 1:16 am ET

I love you
You love me
No more private property
Haiku #66726, by Barnie Sanders of syllables are a capitalist conspiracy against the revolution
January 17, 2020 3:37 pm ET

Cancel MY culture . . .
It will yet rise in triumph
while you bitch and moan.
Haiku #66725, by Normal Human of Absolute Values
January 17, 2020 3:14 pm ET

i remember when
this sort of website was the
norm, it's indie, so

did we notice the
fools in cancel culture
or laugh at them all?
Haiku #66724, by vhs
January 17, 2020 1:15 pm ET

when we get an age
when the gut is more feeling
existential, threat

i have a gut and
i had a gut feeling it's
a bulgy, battle.
Haiku #66723, by vhs
January 16, 2020 12:56 pm ET

Dear Paw don't be sad.
May the Lord forgive my sins.
I done hung myself.
Haiku #66722, by Mini Haiku Tragedy of Appalachian Winter
January 16, 2020 10:41 am ET

Socialist ranter:
Spittle flies as he sputters;
That's Bernie Sanders
Haiku #66721, by Colonel Sanders Fried Ideology
January 16, 2020 10:31 am ET