Have you ever tried
masturbating with sea slugs?
They'll sting your penis.
But it's not too bad.
Mother Nature's enlargement.
Shoot out sticky strings.
by I'm not really here. of I'd like to be under the sea in an octopus' garden in the shade.
Christ I can't stand it
Democrat dumb fucks
Useless Bastardos!
All of them Commies
Disgusting destroyer con's
Worse than damn Nazis!
by John Birch of Casual Nexus
the man is bacon
i fear we must stick to produce
and burger burger
by Anonymous Poet
Fingers trained for war
Now plucking strings for music
Either way useful
by David Ben David
Darth, that is a pig!
That is not a "Hot Woman".
Please cease and desist.
by Porcine Permutations
Found a new woman.
Holy God she is sexy!
I mean super hot!
by Darth Mud Stuffin of Boooooinnggg!
we shall see today
what roils out, when the state
vs people, dies down
it will happen over and over
by vhs
VÃ¥pnene: fine
Uheldigvis mennesker:
Ofte problemet
by Hans à of Jord
Virginia gun-fest:
Patriots versus Commies . . .
this does not look good.
by My Cold Dead Hands of 2nd Amendment
most likely i will
just fall asleep and wish
rebel wilson the
best luck losing weight
by vhs
I love you
You love me
No more private property
by Barnie Sanders of syllables are a capitalist conspiracy against the revolution
Cancel MY culture . . .
It will yet rise in triumph
while you bitch and moan.
by Normal Human of Absolute Values
i remember when
this sort of website was the
norm, it's indie, so
did we notice the
fools in cancel culture
or laugh at them all?
by vhs
when we get an age
when the gut is more feeling
existential, threat
i have a gut and
i had a gut feeling it's
a bulgy, battle.
by vhs
Dear Paw don't be sad.
May the Lord forgive my sins.
I done hung myself.
by Mini Haiku Tragedy of Appalachian Winter
Socialist ranter:
Spittle flies as he sputters;
That's Bernie Sanders
by Colonel Sanders Fried Ideology
we are gun nuts if
we want to protect our rights
from real nutcases
by vhs of not virginia
Statler and Waldorf
Sucking each other's small cocks
That's you. That is you
by Jim Henson of Hyperspace
Come here, idiots.
Haiku is the place for you:
Wind in bamboo grove
by Political Operative of Haiku
vhs swoops in
wearing leather jacket, shades
"silent running" plays
by dvd
Yang is zombie food
But 20 minutes later
They're hungry again
by Andrew Yang of MSG
SÃ, buenos dias
Me llamo Cory Booker
Hasta la vista
by Cory Booker of Estados Unidos
Pete Buttigiegieg
He's gay... also he's gay
Vote Homosexual
by Buttigiegiegiegieg 2020 of Giggity
Warren's spirit quest
"I'm gonna get me - some more
Peyote buttons"
by Dances With Democrats
In CIA lab:
Cursed chimera creature...
One BRITNEY SANDERS
by Hit Me Bernie One More Time
Shiite holding sign
Says: "Death To America?"
Regime quite confused
by Uncertain Iranian of Tehran
Website is for haikus,
Your politics are stupid.
Go away idiots.
by Wise Japanese Man of Kyoto
The old man farts, pffft
Heads turning to gaze quickly
The wind blows, whoosh
by Confucius of Ancient China
You know I have a
Trump feeling I need to lose
My Trump for 2020
by Syllabically Challenged of Haiku
you jnow i have a
gut feeling i need to lose
my gut for 2020
by crawling chaos of unresolved resolutiions
Smart cities, smart cars
Just because you call it "smart"
Does not make it so
by Jetson of Dystopia
Joined to forget
What did I want to forget?
Don't know I forgot
Can't remember chit
Older than a GD rock
Minds last thing to go
by Walt Tripp of Hut in Hogsback Woods
Girl is girl, not boy.
Boy is boy. Not girl. Sorry.
Biology rules.
by Sex of Human is Recorded at Birth
Boy says he's a girl.
Parents pay for his hormones,
But he's still a boy!
by 2 Genders + 2 Genders = 2 genders
Neurotic Liberals:
Your children turn transgender,
Proof you are confused.
by Plumbing Never Lies
ooh shit, hey wow that
last haiku number was a
full house, not too bad!
by the crawling chaos of poker poker bo boker
the dancing gods come
every kail yuga dance
to stomp start a new.
by the crawling chaos
Duck-billed platypus.
Plate of flapping pussy lips.
Cannibal gourmet.
Ride with poison spur
you studly freak of nature.
How the gods do laugh.
by bob dylan's left pinky toe nail.
oh go bite the wax tadpole
by the crawling chaos
Me Chinee
Me play joke
Me put peepee
in your Coke
by This is Wong on so many levels.
Exploding cunt scabs
detonate upon impact.
Watch the calendar.
by filthy whores
Fun 2020:
Vote for Trump and then sit back.
Watch them all melt down
by End of Your Orange World
my life needs an cleanse
an cold outburst as i feel
very angry, now
by vhs
Do you like Wheat Thins?
They are thin and made of wheat.
Tom Bosley's penis.
by Captain Twerk of the Starship Enterprise
Nothing going on.
The Haiku necropolis.
How scintillating.
by Overwhelming Undertaker
Ð
by Josephstole of Guatemala
In 1930
Kurt Godel showed that systems
Have unsolvable
Problems: the truth is
Superior to given
Provability
by krav MAGA
Love God even more
Than Biden loves to fondle
Tiny little girls
by krav MAGA of that's how to win
Pro-sodomy and
Infanticide, Sodom? nope:
It's just Hollywood
by Daniel of Hollywood Babylon
My comrades
It is time brothers
It really do be simp hours
by Not a Simp of Chad
