Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 77 Days and 74670 Haiku later...

Have you ever tried
masturbating with sea slugs?
They'll sting your penis.

But it's not too bad.
Mother Nature's enlargement.
Shoot out sticky strings.
Haiku # 66736, January 21, 2020 3:19 am ET
by I'm not really here. of I'd like to be under the sea in an octopus' garden in the shade.
Christ I can't stand it
Democrat dumb fucks
Useless Bastardos!

All of them Commies
Disgusting destroyer con's
Worse than damn Nazis!
Haiku # 66735, January 21, 2020 1:28 am ET
by John Birch of Casual Nexus
the man is bacon
i fear we must stick to produce
and burger burger
Haiku # 66734, January 20, 2020 11:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fingers trained for war
Now plucking strings for music
Either way useful
Haiku # 66733, January 20, 2020 9:06 pm ET
by David Ben David
Darth, that is a pig!
That is not a "Hot Woman".
Please cease and desist.
Haiku # 66732, January 20, 2020 5:09 pm ET
by Porcine Permutations
Found a new woman.
Holy God she is sexy!
I mean super hot!
Haiku # 66731, January 20, 2020 11:39 am ET
by Darth Mud Stuffin of Boooooinnggg!
we shall see today
what roils out, when the state
vs people, dies down

it will happen over and over
Haiku # 66730, January 20, 2020 10:52 am ET
by vhs
VÃ¥pnene: fine
Uheldigvis mennesker:
Ofte problemet
Haiku # 66729, January 19, 2020 9:39 pm ET
by Hans à of Jord
Virginia gun-fest:
Patriots versus Commies . . .
this does not look good.
Haiku # 66728, January 19, 2020 12:23 pm ET
by My Cold Dead Hands of 2nd Amendment
most likely i will
just fall asleep and wish
rebel wilson the

best luck losing weight
Haiku # 66727, January 18, 2020 1:16 am ET
by vhs
I love you
You love me
No more private property
Haiku # 66726, January 17, 2020 3:37 pm ET
by Barnie Sanders of syllables are a capitalist conspiracy against the revolution
Cancel MY culture . . .
It will yet rise in triumph
while you bitch and moan.
Haiku # 66725, January 17, 2020 3:14 pm ET
by Normal Human of Absolute Values
i remember when
this sort of website was the
norm, it's indie, so

did we notice the
fools in cancel culture
or laugh at them all?
Haiku # 66724, January 17, 2020 1:15 pm ET
by vhs
when we get an age
when the gut is more feeling
existential, threat

i have a gut and
i had a gut feeling it's
a bulgy, battle.
Haiku # 66723, January 16, 2020 12:56 pm ET
by vhs
Dear Paw don't be sad.
May the Lord forgive my sins.
I done hung myself.
Haiku # 66722, January 16, 2020 10:41 am ET
by Mini Haiku Tragedy of Appalachian Winter
Socialist ranter:
Spittle flies as he sputters;
That's Bernie Sanders
Haiku # 66721, January 16, 2020 10:31 am ET
by Colonel Sanders Fried Ideology
we are gun nuts if
we want to protect our rights
from real nutcases
Haiku # 66720, January 15, 2020 10:17 pm ET
by vhs of not virginia
Statler and Waldorf
Sucking each other's small cocks
That's you. That is you
Haiku # 66719, January 14, 2020 3:27 pm ET
by Jim Henson of Hyperspace
Come here, idiots.
Haiku is the place for you:
Wind in bamboo grove
Haiku # 66718, January 14, 2020 7:15 am ET
by Political Operative of Haiku
vhs swoops in
wearing leather jacket, shades
"silent running" plays
Haiku # 66717, January 14, 2020 12:12 am ET
by dvd
Yang is zombie food
But 20 minutes later
They're hungry again
Haiku # 66716, January 14, 2020 12:04 am ET
by Andrew Yang of MSG
Sí, buenos dias
Me llamo Cory Booker
Hasta la vista
Haiku # 66715, January 14, 2020 12:01 am ET
by Cory Booker of Estados Unidos
Pete Buttigiegieg
He's gay... also he's gay
Vote Homosexual
Haiku # 66714, January 13, 2020 11:56 pm ET
by Buttigiegiegiegieg 2020 of Giggity
Warren's spirit quest
"I'm gonna get me - some more
Peyote buttons"
Haiku # 66713, January 13, 2020 11:51 pm ET
by Dances With Democrats
In CIA lab:
Cursed chimera creature...
Haiku # 66712, January 13, 2020 11:45 pm ET
by Hit Me Bernie One More Time
Shiite holding sign
Says: "Death To America?"
Regime quite confused
Haiku # 66711, January 13, 2020 11:16 pm ET
by Uncertain Iranian of Tehran
Website is for haikus,
Your politics are stupid.
Go away idiots.
Haiku # 66709, January 13, 2020 7:24 pm ET
by Wise Japanese Man of Kyoto
The old man farts, pffft
Heads turning to gaze quickly
The wind blows, whoosh
Haiku # 66708, January 13, 2020 7:23 pm ET
by Confucius of Ancient China
You know I have a
Trump feeling I need to lose
My Trump for 2020
Haiku # 66707, January 13, 2020 7:15 pm ET
by Syllabically Challenged of Haiku
you jnow i have a
gut feeling i need to lose
my gut for 2020
Haiku # 66706, January 13, 2020 10:56 am ET
by crawling chaos of unresolved resolutiions
Smart cities, smart cars
Just because you call it "smart"
Does not make it so
Haiku # 66705, January 13, 2020 10:41 am ET
by Jetson of Dystopia
Joined to forget
What did I want to forget?
Don't know I forgot

Can't remember chit
Older than a GD rock
Minds last thing to go
Haiku # 66704, January 12, 2020 3:03 pm ET
by Walt Tripp of Hut in Hogsback Woods
Girl is girl, not boy.
Boy is boy. Not girl. Sorry.
Biology rules.
Haiku # 66703, January 12, 2020 2:26 pm ET
by Sex of Human is Recorded at Birth
Boy says he's a girl.
Parents pay for his hormones,
But he's still a boy!
Haiku # 66702, January 12, 2020 2:22 pm ET
by 2 Genders + 2 Genders = 2 genders
Neurotic Liberals:
Your children turn transgender,
Proof you are confused.
Haiku # 66701, January 12, 2020 2:18 pm ET
by Plumbing Never Lies
ooh shit, hey wow that
last haiku number was a
full house, not too bad!
Haiku # 66700, January 12, 2020 1:20 pm ET
by the crawling chaos of poker poker bo boker
the dancing gods come
every kail yuga dance
to stomp start a new.
Haiku # 66699, January 12, 2020 1:19 pm ET
by the crawling chaos
Duck-billed platypus.
Plate of flapping pussy lips.
Cannibal gourmet.

Ride with poison spur
you studly freak of nature.
How the gods do laugh.
Haiku # 66698, January 12, 2020 7:11 am ET
by bob dylan's left pinky toe nail.
oh go bite the wax tadpole
Haiku # 66697, January 11, 2020 1:19 pm ET
by the crawling chaos
Me Chinee
Me play joke
Me put peepee
in your Coke
Haiku # 66696, January 11, 2020 1:00 pm ET
by This is Wong on so many levels.
Exploding cunt scabs
detonate upon impact.
Watch the calendar.
Haiku # 66695, January 11, 2020 12:56 pm ET
by filthy whores
Fun 2020:
Vote for Trump and then sit back.
Watch them all melt down
Haiku # 66694, January 11, 2020 11:23 am ET
by End of Your Orange World
my life needs an cleanse
an cold outburst as i feel
very angry, now
Haiku # 66693, January 11, 2020 6:25 am ET
by vhs
Do you like Wheat Thins?
They are thin and made of wheat.
Tom Bosley's penis.
Haiku # 66692, January 9, 2020 10:49 pm ET
by Captain Twerk of the Starship Enterprise
Nothing going on.
The Haiku necropolis.
How scintillating.
Haiku # 66691, January 9, 2020 9:34 pm ET
by Overwhelming Undertaker
Haiku # 66690, January 9, 2020 6:09 pm ET
by Josephstole of Guatemala
In 1930
Kurt Godel showed that systems
Have unsolvable

Problems: the truth is
Superior to given
Haiku # 66689, January 8, 2020 3:37 pm ET
by krav MAGA
Love God even more
Than Biden loves to fondle
Tiny little girls
Haiku # 66688, January 8, 2020 3:04 pm ET
by krav MAGA of that's how to win
Pro-sodomy and
Infanticide, Sodom? nope:
It's just Hollywood
Haiku # 66687, January 8, 2020 1:24 pm ET
by Daniel of Hollywood Babylon
My comrades
It is time brothers
It really do be simp hours
Haiku # 66686, January 8, 2020 10:36 am ET
by Not a Simp of Chad
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