Dear Paw don't be sad.
May the Lord forgive my sins.
I done hung myself.

Socialist ranter:
Spittle flies as he sputters;
That's Bernie Sanders

we are gun nuts if
we want to protect our rights
from real nutcases

Statler and Waldorf
Sucking each other's small cocks
That's you. That is you

Come here, idiots.
Haiku is the place for you:
Wind in bamboo grove

vhs swoops in
wearing leather jacket, shades
"silent running" plays

Yang is zombie food
But 20 minutes later
They're hungry again

Sí, buenos dias
Me llamo Cory Booker
Hasta la vista

Pete Buttigiegieg
He's gay... also he's gay
Vote Homosexual

Warren's spirit quest
"I'm gonna get me - some more
Peyote buttons"

In CIA lab:
Cursed chimera creature...
One BRITNEY SANDERS

Shiite holding sign
Says: "Death To America?"
Regime quite confused

Website is for haikus,
Your politics are stupid.
Go away idiots.

The old man farts, pffft
Heads turning to gaze quickly
The wind blows, whoosh

You know I have a
Trump feeling I need to lose
My Trump for 2020

you jnow i have a
gut feeling i need to lose
my gut for 2020

Smart cities, smart cars
Just because you call it "smart"
Does not make it so

Joined to forget
What did I want to forget?
Don't know I forgot

Can't remember chit
Older than a GD rock
Minds last thing to go

Girl is girl, not boy.
Boy is boy. Not girl. Sorry.
Biology rules.

Boy says he's a girl.
Parents pay for his hormones,
But he's still a boy!

Neurotic Liberals:
Your children turn transgender,
Proof you are confused.

ooh shit, hey wow that
last haiku number was a
full house, not too bad!

the dancing gods come
every kail yuga dance
to stomp start a new.

Duck-billed platypus.
Plate of flapping pussy lips.
Cannibal gourmet.

Ride with poison spur
you studly freak of nature.
How the gods do laugh.

oh go bite the wax tadpole

Me Chinee
Me play joke
Me put peepee
in your Coke

Exploding cunt scabs
detonate upon impact.
Watch the calendar.

Fun 2020:
Vote for Trump and then sit back.
Watch them all melt down

my life needs an cleanse
an cold outburst as i feel
very angry, now

Do you like Wheat Thins?
They are thin and made of wheat.
Tom Bosley's penis.

Nothing going on.
The Haiku necropolis.
How scintillating.

Ð

In 1930
Kurt Godel showed that systems
Have unsolvable

Problems: the truth is
Superior to given
Provability

Love God even more
Than Biden loves to fondle
Tiny little girls

Pro-sodomy and
Infanticide, Sodom? nope:
It's just Hollywood

My comrades
It is time brothers
It really do be simp hours

Talk tough with haiku!
Real men make real poetry...
And then we make tea.

now there is a goal
let us get to 69000 fam
let's get this bread

if this got to 6900 haikus
by march i think
that'd be epic

hello caitlin
i am calling you from hell
it is your time

optimus prime
in my large pussy
so very very good, yah?

being gay
is very good, yah.
im gay, so hard, penis in throat

imagine
having some rights
i am not human, i'm crow

oh, to be with a fairy in the woods, making potions and do sex

I've nothing to say.
I'm just here to be stupid.
Wanna buy some crack?

Maxine Waters' wig
Higher intelligence than
The one wearing it

Thanks Maxine Waters
For running that old horsemouth
Right into the wall

Ricky shredded new-
Hollywood hypocrite clowns
He owns all their base!

Shut up don't know shit!
Greta the screamer has more
Time in school than you!

Slapped them in the mug
With the hard reality
They are brain dead twits.

Thanks Maxine Waters
For a most wonderful speech
On global warming

Fake News Media
There are Mockingbirds (hint, hint)
With higher IQs