Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 68 Days and 74648 Haiku later...

I love you
You love me
No more private property
Haiku # 66726, January 17, 2020 3:37 pm ET
by Barnie Sanders of syllables are a capitalist conspiracy against the revolution
Cancel MY culture . . .
It will yet rise in triumph
while you bitch and moan.
Haiku # 66725, January 17, 2020 3:14 pm ET
by Normal Human of Absolute Values
i remember when
this sort of website was the
norm, it's indie, so

did we notice the
fools in cancel culture
or laugh at them all?
Haiku # 66724, January 17, 2020 1:15 pm ET
by vhs
when we get an age
when the gut is more feeling
existential, threat

i have a gut and
i had a gut feeling it's
a bulgy, battle.
Haiku # 66723, January 16, 2020 12:56 pm ET
by vhs
Dear Paw don't be sad.
May the Lord forgive my sins.
I done hung myself.
Haiku # 66722, January 16, 2020 10:41 am ET
by Mini Haiku Tragedy of Appalachian Winter
Socialist ranter:
Spittle flies as he sputters;
That's Bernie Sanders
Haiku # 66721, January 16, 2020 10:31 am ET
by Colonel Sanders Fried Ideology
we are gun nuts if
we want to protect our rights
from real nutcases
Haiku # 66720, January 15, 2020 10:17 pm ET
by vhs of not virginia
Statler and Waldorf
Sucking each other's small cocks
That's you. That is you
Haiku # 66719, January 14, 2020 3:27 pm ET
by Jim Henson of Hyperspace
Come here, idiots.
Haiku is the place for you:
Wind in bamboo grove
Haiku # 66718, January 14, 2020 7:15 am ET
by Political Operative of Haiku
vhs swoops in
wearing leather jacket, shades
"silent running" plays
Haiku # 66717, January 14, 2020 12:12 am ET
by dvd
Yang is zombie food
But 20 minutes later
They're hungry again
Haiku # 66716, January 14, 2020 12:04 am ET
by Andrew Yang of MSG
Sí, buenos dias
Me llamo Cory Booker
Hasta la vista
Haiku # 66715, January 14, 2020 12:01 am ET
by Cory Booker of Estados Unidos
Pete Buttigiegieg
He's gay... also he's gay
Vote Homosexual
Haiku # 66714, January 13, 2020 11:56 pm ET
by Buttigiegiegiegieg 2020 of Giggity
Warren's spirit quest
"I'm gonna get me - some more
Peyote buttons"
Haiku # 66713, January 13, 2020 11:51 pm ET
by Dances With Democrats
In CIA lab:
Cursed chimera creature...
Haiku # 66712, January 13, 2020 11:45 pm ET
by Hit Me Bernie One More Time
Shiite holding sign
Says: "Death To America?"
Regime quite confused
Haiku # 66711, January 13, 2020 11:16 pm ET
by Uncertain Iranian of Tehran
Website is for haikus,
Your politics are stupid.
Go away idiots.
Haiku # 66709, January 13, 2020 7:24 pm ET
by Wise Japanese Man of Kyoto
The old man farts, pffft
Heads turning to gaze quickly
The wind blows, whoosh
Haiku # 66708, January 13, 2020 7:23 pm ET
by Confucius of Ancient China
You know I have a
Trump feeling I need to lose
My Trump for 2020
Haiku # 66707, January 13, 2020 7:15 pm ET
by Syllabically Challenged of Haiku
you jnow i have a
gut feeling i need to lose
my gut for 2020
Haiku # 66706, January 13, 2020 10:56 am ET
by crawling chaos of unresolved resolutiions
Smart cities, smart cars
Just because you call it "smart"
Does not make it so
Haiku # 66705, January 13, 2020 10:41 am ET
by Jetson of Dystopia
Joined to forget
What did I want to forget?
Don't know I forgot

Can't remember chit
Older than a GD rock
Minds last thing to go
Haiku # 66704, January 12, 2020 3:03 pm ET
by Walt Tripp of Hut in Hogsback Woods
Girl is girl, not boy.
Boy is boy. Not girl. Sorry.
Biology rules.
Haiku # 66703, January 12, 2020 2:26 pm ET
by Sex of Human is Recorded at Birth
Boy says he's a girl.
Parents pay for his hormones,
But he's still a boy!
Haiku # 66702, January 12, 2020 2:22 pm ET
by 2 Genders + 2 Genders = 2 genders
Neurotic Liberals:
Your children turn transgender,
Proof you are confused.
Haiku # 66701, January 12, 2020 2:18 pm ET
by Plumbing Never Lies
ooh shit, hey wow that
last haiku number was a
full house, not too bad!
Haiku # 66700, January 12, 2020 1:20 pm ET
by the crawling chaos of poker poker bo boker
the dancing gods come
every kail yuga dance
to stomp start a new.
Haiku # 66699, January 12, 2020 1:19 pm ET
by the crawling chaos
Duck-billed platypus.
Plate of flapping pussy lips.
Cannibal gourmet.

Ride with poison spur
you studly freak of nature.
How the gods do laugh.
Haiku # 66698, January 12, 2020 7:11 am ET
by bob dylan's left pinky toe nail.
oh go bite the wax tadpole
Haiku # 66697, January 11, 2020 1:19 pm ET
by the crawling chaos
Me Chinee
Me play joke
Me put peepee
in your Coke
Haiku # 66696, January 11, 2020 1:00 pm ET
by This is Wong on so many levels.
Exploding cunt scabs
detonate upon impact.
Watch the calendar.
Haiku # 66695, January 11, 2020 12:56 pm ET
by filthy whores
Fun 2020:
Vote for Trump and then sit back.
Watch them all melt down
Haiku # 66694, January 11, 2020 11:23 am ET
by End of Your Orange World
my life needs an cleanse
an cold outburst as i feel
very angry, now
Haiku # 66693, January 11, 2020 6:25 am ET
by vhs
Do you like Wheat Thins?
They are thin and made of wheat.
Tom Bosley's penis.
Haiku # 66692, January 9, 2020 10:49 pm ET
by Captain Twerk of the Starship Enterprise
Nothing going on.
The Haiku necropolis.
How scintillating.
Haiku # 66691, January 9, 2020 9:34 pm ET
by Overwhelming Undertaker
Haiku # 66690, January 9, 2020 6:09 pm ET
by Josephstole of Guatemala
In 1930
Kurt Godel showed that systems
Have unsolvable

Problems: the truth is
Superior to given
Haiku # 66689, January 8, 2020 3:37 pm ET
by krav MAGA
Love God even more
Than Biden loves to fondle
Tiny little girls
Haiku # 66688, January 8, 2020 3:04 pm ET
by krav MAGA of that's how to win
Pro-sodomy and
Infanticide, Sodom? nope:
It's just Hollywood
Haiku # 66687, January 8, 2020 1:24 pm ET
by Daniel of Hollywood Babylon
My comrades
It is time brothers
It really do be simp hours
Haiku # 66686, January 8, 2020 10:36 am ET
by Not a Simp of Chad
Talk tough with haiku!
Real men make real poetry...
And then we make tea.
Haiku # 66685, January 8, 2020 4:40 am ET
by Oolong Yunnan of Camellia
now there is a goal
let us get to 69000 fam
let's get this bread
Haiku # 66684, January 7, 2020 11:44 pm ET
by Antisocial Kid With No Life of Their Bedroom at 11 pm
if this got to 6900 haikus
by march i think
that'd be epic
Haiku # 66683, January 7, 2020 11:42 pm ET
by Nice of Weed
hello caitlin
i am calling you from hell
it is your time
Haiku # 66682, January 7, 2020 11:41 pm ET
by Satan Himself of Hell
optimus prime
in my large pussy
so very very good, yah?
Haiku # 66680, January 7, 2020 11:34 pm ET
by Bumblebee of Canada
being gay
is very good, yah.
im gay, so hard, penis in throat
Haiku # 66679, January 7, 2020 11:31 pm ET
by A legit gay person of Gayland
having some rights
i am not human, i'm crow
Haiku # 66678, January 7, 2020 11:26 pm ET
by Crow of New York, ow ow my ears it's loud
oh, to be with a fairy in the woods, making potions and do sex
Haiku # 66677, January 7, 2020 11:23 pm ET
by Caitlin of Uranus
I've nothing to say.
I'm just here to be stupid.
Wanna buy some crack?
Haiku # 66675, January 7, 2020 8:02 pm ET
by DRR
Maxine Waters' wig
Higher intelligence than
The one wearing it
Haiku # 66674, January 7, 2020 6:13 pm ET
by krav MAGA
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