Order and chaos
Had child: named "Reality"
Child support: Cosmos
by Construct of Under Construction 
 
			
Gawd Damn It Woman
Quit moving my stuff around
Can't fooking find it!
Pt 1 of two parts quit moving my stuff @#$%^%!!!
by Walt Tripp of Hut in Hawgsback woods 
 
			
If you do not stop!
I will spank your @$$ damn hard!
Is that what you want?
by Walt Tripp of Hut in Hawgsback woods 
 
			
Trump shadow boxing
Looking at you, Mike Bloomberg
Kick your fucking ass
by Donald J Trump of White House 
 
			
Order loves chaos
And chaos loves order, too
So they got married
by Construct of Deconstruction 
 
			
Order loves chaos
And chaos loves order, too
But they got divorced
by Construct of Construction 
 
			
chaos vs order
or order vs chaos, so
easy to ger those two
things disorganized
by vhs
 
			
Light in the darkness
All is violence, all is peace
Existence is odd
by dvd
 
			
i chewed tobacco a
long time ago and wonder
how much in total?
by vhs
 
			
STOP: Haiku alert!
You got to watch this Gong Show.
(the hillbilly dude)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9gmBQPQ4ns&feature=emb_title
by Jed Clampett of Unclamped 
 
			
I got a idea:
How bout write us some haiku
on any old theme...
by Clem of Jest a-Settin on muh Cabin Porch 
 
			
Frigging politics
Just minding my own business
I am innocent
by Ham Sandwich  of Indictment  
 
			
I'm trying to help
myself by exercizing
i might die but i
had a heart attack
so i have an urge to fight
and beat this damn thing
by vhs
 
			
since i want to live
and not die, i don't need your
help living either
so AOC...fuck off
by vhs
 
			
if i want to die
I'll just blow my own brains out
i don't need your help
by vhs
 
			
We will furry you
All of us: soft and fluffy
Prepare to cuddle
by Adorable Critters of Frolicking Fields 
 
			
We will bury you.
All of you: soft and useless.
Prepare for your death.
by Medo-Persian Invasion Force of Shushan Citadel 
 
			
That's all a big lie!
The phone bill was enormous!
Phone sex was bad too.
by Totally not worth it. of 1-800-Fat-chix 
 
			
Telemarketing 
Now for a limited time
Free! Heavy Breathing!
by Pervert  of Phone 
 
			
Telemarketing 
Now for a limited time
Free! Heavy Breathing!
by Pervert  of Phone 
 
			
Telemarketing 
Now for a limited time
Free! Heavy Breathing!
by Pervert  of Phone 
 
			
Telemarketing 
Now for a limited time
Free! Heavy Breathing!
by Pervert  of Phone 
 
			
I'm just in a tee
at 46 sitting and
typing words on here
by vhs
 
			
Hello Poetry
Eliot York loves Haiku
Goodbye Poetry
by Haikuist of Foetry 
 
			
My daughter mistook
tenticles for testicles
and we had a laugh.
by Fun day at the beach.
 
			
Hentai? Tie a hen?
My, you people are so weird.
Y'all need to get saved!
by Mammy Yokum of the Glorious Gospel 
 
			
the temptation is
to just sit back and let life
fly by, not get in
by vhs
 
			
as i get older
day by day symptoms get in
the way basic, life
by vhs
 
			
next time i want just
a fun goofy haiku there's
hentai jokes again
by vhs
 
			
Have you ever tried
masturbating with sea slugs?
They'll sting your penis.
But it's not too bad.
Mother Nature's enlargement.
Shoot out sticky strings.
by I'm not really here. of I'd like to be under the sea in an octopus' garden in the shade. 
 
			
Christ I can't stand it
Democrat dumb fucks
Useless Bastardos!
All of them Commies
Disgusting destroyer con's
Worse than damn Nazis!
by John Birch of Casual Nexus 
 
			
the man is bacon
i fear we must stick to produce
and burger burger
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Fingers trained for war
Now plucking strings for music
Either way useful
by David Ben David
 
			
Darth, that is a pig!
That is not a "Hot Woman".
Please cease and desist.
by Porcine Permutations
 
			
Found a new woman.
Holy God she is sexy!
I mean super hot!
by Darth Mud Stuffin of Boooooinnggg! 
 
			
we shall see today
what roils out, when the state
vs people, dies down
it will happen over and over
by vhs
 
			
VÃ¥pnene: fine
Uheldigvis mennesker:
Ofte problemet
by Hans à of Jord 
 
			
Virginia gun-fest:
Patriots versus Commies . . . 
this does not look good.
by My Cold Dead Hands of 2nd Amendment 
 
			
most likely i will
just fall asleep and wish 
rebel wilson the
best luck losing weight
by vhs
 
			
I love you
You love me
No more private property
by Barnie Sanders of syllables are a capitalist conspiracy against the revolution 
 
			
Cancel MY culture . . .
It will yet rise in triumph
while you bitch and moan.
by Normal Human of Absolute Values 
 
			
i remember when 
this sort of website was the
norm, it's indie, so
did we notice the
fools in cancel culture
or laugh at them all?
by vhs
 
			
when we get an age
when the gut is more feeling
existential, threat
i have a gut and
i had a gut feeling it's
a bulgy, battle.
by vhs
 
			
Dear Paw don't be sad.
May the Lord forgive my sins.
I done hung myself.
by Mini Haiku Tragedy of Appalachian Winter 
 
			
Socialist ranter:
Spittle flies as he sputters;
That's Bernie Sanders
by Colonel Sanders Fried Ideology
 
			
we are gun nuts if
we want to protect our rights
from real nutcases
by vhs of not virginia 
 
			
Statler and Waldorf
Sucking each other's small cocks
That's you. That is you
by Jim Henson of Hyperspace 
 
			
Come here, idiots.
Haiku is the place for you:
Wind in bamboo grove
by Political Operative of Haiku 
 
			
vhs swoops in
wearing leather jacket, shades
"silent running" plays
by dvd
 
			
Yang is zombie food
But 20 minutes later
They're hungry again
by Andrew Yang of MSG