Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 68 Days and 74648 Haiku later...

chaos vs order
or order vs chaos, so
easy to ger those two

things disorganized
Haiku # 66759, January 24, 2020 12:09 am ET
by vhs
Light in the darkness
All is violence, all is peace
Existence is odd
Haiku # 66758, January 23, 2020 11:47 pm ET
by dvd
i chewed tobacco a
long time ago and wonder
how much in total?
Haiku # 66757, January 23, 2020 12:09 pm ET
by vhs
STOP: Haiku alert!
You got to watch this Gong Show.
(the hillbilly dude)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9gmBQPQ4ns&feature=emb_title
Haiku # 66756, January 23, 2020 8:23 am ET
by Jed Clampett of Unclamped
I got a idea:
How bout write us some haiku
on any old theme...
Haiku # 66755, January 23, 2020 8:15 am ET
by Clem of Jest a-Settin on muh Cabin Porch
Frigging politics
Just minding my own business
I am innocent
Haiku # 66754, January 23, 2020 12:56 am ET
by Ham Sandwich of Indictment
I'm trying to help
myself by exercizing
i might die but i

had a heart attack
so i have an urge to fight
and beat this damn thing
Haiku # 66753, January 22, 2020 10:33 pm ET
by vhs
since i want to live
and not die, i don't need your
help living either

so AOC...fuck off
Haiku # 66752, January 22, 2020 10:28 pm ET
by vhs
if i want to die
I'll just blow my own brains out
i don't need your help
Haiku # 66751, January 22, 2020 10:27 pm ET
by vhs
We will furry you
All of us: soft and fluffy
Prepare to cuddle
Haiku # 66750, January 22, 2020 9:34 pm ET
by Adorable Critters of Frolicking Fields
We will bury you.
All of you: soft and useless.
Prepare for your death.
Haiku # 66749, January 22, 2020 7:59 pm ET
by Medo-Persian Invasion Force of Shushan Citadel
That's all a big lie!
The phone bill was enormous!
Phone sex was bad too.
Haiku # 66748, January 22, 2020 7:16 pm ET
by Totally not worth it. of 1-800-Fat-chix
Telemarketing
Now for a limited time
Free! Heavy Breathing!
Haiku # 66747, January 22, 2020 6:08 pm ET
by Pervert of Phone
Telemarketing
Now for a limited time
Free! Heavy Breathing!
Haiku # 66746, January 22, 2020 6:08 pm ET
by Pervert of Phone
Telemarketing
Now for a limited time
Free! Heavy Breathing!
Haiku # 66745, January 22, 2020 6:08 pm ET
by Pervert of Phone
Telemarketing
Now for a limited time
Free! Heavy Breathing!
Haiku # 66744, January 22, 2020 6:07 pm ET
by Pervert of Phone
I'm just in a tee
at 46 sitting and
typing words on here
Haiku # 66743, January 22, 2020 10:58 am ET
by vhs
Hello Poetry
Eliot York loves Haiku
Goodbye Poetry
Haiku # 66742, January 22, 2020 7:24 am ET
by Haikuist of Foetry
My daughter mistook
tenticles for testicles
and we had a laugh.
Haiku # 66741, January 21, 2020 6:25 pm ET
by Fun day at the beach.
Hentai? Tie a hen?
My, you people are so weird.
Y'all need to get saved!
Haiku # 66740, January 21, 2020 5:47 pm ET
by Mammy Yokum of the Glorious Gospel
the temptation is
to just sit back and let life
fly by, not get in
Haiku # 66739, January 21, 2020 11:44 am ET
by vhs
as i get older
day by day symptoms get in
the way basic, life
Haiku # 66738, January 21, 2020 11:29 am ET
by vhs
next time i want just
a fun goofy haiku there's
hentai jokes again
Haiku # 66737, January 21, 2020 11:17 am ET
by vhs
Have you ever tried
masturbating with sea slugs?
They'll sting your penis.

But it's not too bad.
Mother Nature's enlargement.
Shoot out sticky strings.
Haiku # 66736, January 21, 2020 3:19 am ET
by I'm not really here. of I'd like to be under the sea in an octopus' garden in the shade.
Christ I can't stand it
Democrat dumb fucks
Useless Bastardos!

All of them Commies
Disgusting destroyer con's
Worse than damn Nazis!
Haiku # 66735, January 21, 2020 1:28 am ET
by John Birch of Casual Nexus
the man is bacon
i fear we must stick to produce
and burger burger
Haiku # 66734, January 20, 2020 11:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fingers trained for war
Now plucking strings for music
Either way useful
Haiku # 66733, January 20, 2020 9:06 pm ET
by David Ben David
Darth, that is a pig!
That is not a "Hot Woman".
Please cease and desist.
Haiku # 66732, January 20, 2020 5:09 pm ET
by Porcine Permutations
Found a new woman.
Holy God she is sexy!
I mean super hot!
Haiku # 66731, January 20, 2020 11:39 am ET
by Darth Mud Stuffin of Boooooinnggg!
we shall see today
what roils out, when the state
vs people, dies down

it will happen over and over
Haiku # 66730, January 20, 2020 10:52 am ET
by vhs
VÃ¥pnene: fine
Uheldigvis mennesker:
Ofte problemet
Haiku # 66729, January 19, 2020 9:39 pm ET
by Hans à of Jord
Virginia gun-fest:
Patriots versus Commies . . .
this does not look good.
Haiku # 66728, January 19, 2020 12:23 pm ET
by My Cold Dead Hands of 2nd Amendment
most likely i will
just fall asleep and wish
rebel wilson the

best luck losing weight
Haiku # 66727, January 18, 2020 1:16 am ET
by vhs
I love you
You love me
No more private property
Haiku # 66726, January 17, 2020 3:37 pm ET
by Barnie Sanders of syllables are a capitalist conspiracy against the revolution
Cancel MY culture . . .
It will yet rise in triumph
while you bitch and moan.
Haiku # 66725, January 17, 2020 3:14 pm ET
by Normal Human of Absolute Values
i remember when
this sort of website was the
norm, it's indie, so

did we notice the
fools in cancel culture
or laugh at them all?
Haiku # 66724, January 17, 2020 1:15 pm ET
by vhs
when we get an age
when the gut is more feeling
existential, threat

i have a gut and
i had a gut feeling it's
a bulgy, battle.
Haiku # 66723, January 16, 2020 12:56 pm ET
by vhs
Dear Paw don't be sad.
May the Lord forgive my sins.
I done hung myself.
Haiku # 66722, January 16, 2020 10:41 am ET
by Mini Haiku Tragedy of Appalachian Winter
Socialist ranter:
Spittle flies as he sputters;
That's Bernie Sanders
Haiku # 66721, January 16, 2020 10:31 am ET
by Colonel Sanders Fried Ideology
we are gun nuts if
we want to protect our rights
from real nutcases
Haiku # 66720, January 15, 2020 10:17 pm ET
by vhs of not virginia
Statler and Waldorf
Sucking each other's small cocks
That's you. That is you
Haiku # 66719, January 14, 2020 3:27 pm ET
by Jim Henson of Hyperspace
Come here, idiots.
Haiku is the place for you:
Wind in bamboo grove
Haiku # 66718, January 14, 2020 7:15 am ET
by Political Operative of Haiku
vhs swoops in
wearing leather jacket, shades
"silent running" plays
Haiku # 66717, January 14, 2020 12:12 am ET
by dvd
Yang is zombie food
But 20 minutes later
They're hungry again
Haiku # 66716, January 14, 2020 12:04 am ET
by Andrew Yang of MSG
Sí, buenos dias
Me llamo Cory Booker
Hasta la vista
Haiku # 66715, January 14, 2020 12:01 am ET
by Cory Booker of Estados Unidos
Pete Buttigiegieg
He's gay... also he's gay
Vote Homosexual
Haiku # 66714, January 13, 2020 11:56 pm ET
by Buttigiegiegiegieg 2020 of Giggity
Warren's spirit quest
"I'm gonna get me - some more
Peyote buttons"
Haiku # 66713, January 13, 2020 11:51 pm ET
by Dances With Democrats
In CIA lab:
Cursed chimera creature...
One BRITNEY SANDERS
Haiku # 66712, January 13, 2020 11:45 pm ET
by Hit Me Bernie One More Time
Shiite holding sign
Says: "Death To America?"
Regime quite confused
Haiku # 66711, January 13, 2020 11:16 pm ET
by Uncertain Iranian of Tehran
Website is for haikus,
Your politics are stupid.
Go away idiots.
Haiku # 66709, January 13, 2020 7:24 pm ET
by Wise Japanese Man of Kyoto
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