Fake history squeals.
It looks like simulation...
and then they sketch it.
by Simulation Drill of Actual Event
Try deep breathing. OMmmmm...
Center yourself and be still.
Now --- shoot the place up !
by Poor Example of a Yoga Practitioner
Yes brothers it's TIME !
My righteous sisters, IT'S TIME
To END the whole show.
by Having a Tough Day with a Magazine Full of Hollow-Point Ammunition
Oh Virgin Mary,
If only I were Catholic
I could pray to you.
by Jesus Christ's siblings of Nazareth (because love hurts)
I love you Jesus!
Now, can you take me out of
this horrible dream?
by Severed Head of John the Baptist
You will obey me.
You will remain in the car.
While I kill your friend
by Too Many True Crime Bedtime Stories
Just getting started.
I stole the crown from Basho.
Haiku'ed myself straight!
by Some Boring Jap in a Screen Painting
Ass Stimulation:
It starts as Darth Figpucker...
Ends shitting itself.
by Darth this is your Mom. Come home for Dinner!
No mere A.I. bot
shall ever approximate
my haiku brilliance
by Cognitively Impaired Loser Passed Out in Pool of his Own Vomit
Yo this website sux.
Stupid-ass people be like:
I'm a write some shit.
by Tyree Tyrone of Kangistan
As it wast above,
So mayest it be below.
Hail, shining seraph!
by Your Humble Local Warlock of Luciferian Satanism
Oh most Holy Lord
Bless thou Donald Trump. Amen.
You may all rise now.
by The Right Reverend Rector Roberts of Rotheringham
Fuck Donald Trump. Fuck
Donald Trump. Fuck Donald Trump.
(O.K. mom, I'm done.)
by Woke-Ass Bitches of Da Streetz
Assimilation:
Starts with waves of plebeians
who never do it.
by Amurica, Social Services of the Failed World
Ass stimulation
It starts as stimulation
And then they stretch it
by Donald Ass Trump of Turd Burglar
Practice Mindfulness
Remember close toilet seat
Please remember flush
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by Health and Wellness Blog of united state
history reveals
it starts as stimulation
and then they stretch it
by ash
Hey, Mister Bill Gates:
Get yourself vaccinated.
Tell us how it goes.
by Bat Soup of Malthusian Solutions
Bill Gates orgasms
Every plague: antihumans
Please start with yourselves
by Depopulation of Corporate Feudalists
You lite so poolry
rousy poetry, gaijin.
Who order noodle?
by Stereotypical Caricature of Nippon
Git over here Clem;
Haiku done broke up muh still.
Moon still shinin' tho . . .
by Distillery of Discovery
I need more haiku.
Don't want Facebook, no Twitter
Just more haiku, please.
by Flavor of Ovaltine
histaminic hell
making my red eyes scratchy
while my nose dribbles
by ash
Reflux distinctly
Or spell your scheming chem-trails:
That's obfuscation.
by Imitation of Flattery
reflect succinctly
or spill your steaming entrails
that's education
by ash
Zombies and werewolves
Masturbating by moonlight
Let's order.pizza
by Brad Putt of 19th green
If u feel bloated
then you need to release gas.
Hence, this haiku site.
by School of Flatulence
i put a joke on
here, and they expand on it
I'm feeling bloated
by vhs
Them damn federulz...
If they come round here agin,
I'll pepper their hide!
by Pappy Yokum of Corncob Pipe VA
You're on the side of
Homosexual Marxists.
Go on, admit it.
by Frankfurt School of Frankfart
Order and chaos
Had child: named "Reality"
Child support: Cosmos
by Construct of Under Construction
Gawd Damn It Woman
Quit moving my stuff around
Can't fooking find it!
Pt 1 of two parts quit moving my stuff @#$%^%!!!
by Walt Tripp of Hut in Hawgsback woods
If you do not stop!
I will spank your @$$ damn hard!
Is that what you want?
by Walt Tripp of Hut in Hawgsback woods
Trump shadow boxing
Looking at you, Mike Bloomberg
Kick your fucking ass
by Donald J Trump of White House
Order loves chaos
And chaos loves order, too
So they got married
by Construct of Deconstruction
Order loves chaos
And chaos loves order, too
But they got divorced
by Construct of Construction
chaos vs order
or order vs chaos, so
easy to ger those two
things disorganized
by vhs
Light in the darkness
All is violence, all is peace
Existence is odd
by dvd
i chewed tobacco a
long time ago and wonder
how much in total?
by vhs
STOP: Haiku alert!
You got to watch this Gong Show.
(the hillbilly dude)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9gmBQPQ4ns&feature=emb_title
by Jed Clampett of Unclamped
I got a idea:
How bout write us some haiku
on any old theme...
by Clem of Jest a-Settin on muh Cabin Porch
Frigging politics
Just minding my own business
I am innocent
by Ham Sandwich of Indictment
I'm trying to help
myself by exercizing
i might die but i
had a heart attack
so i have an urge to fight
and beat this damn thing
by vhs
since i want to live
and not die, i don't need your
help living either
so AOC...fuck off
by vhs
if i want to die
I'll just blow my own brains out
i don't need your help
by vhs
We will furry you
All of us: soft and fluffy
Prepare to cuddle
by Adorable Critters of Frolicking Fields
We will bury you.
All of you: soft and useless.
Prepare for your death.
by Medo-Persian Invasion Force of Shushan Citadel
That's all a big lie!
The phone bill was enormous!
Phone sex was bad too.
by Totally not worth it. of 1-800-Fat-chix
Telemarketing
Now for a limited time
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by Pervert of Phone
