Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 341 Days and 72827 Haikus later...

You will obey me.
You will remain in the car.
While I kill your friend
Haiku # 66791, January 28, 2020 3:17 pm ET
by Too Many True Crime Bedtime Stories
Just getting started.
I stole the crown from Basho.
Haiku'ed myself straight!
Haiku # 66790, January 28, 2020 3:15 pm ET
by Some Boring Jap in a Screen Painting
Ass Stimulation:
It starts as Darth Figpucker...
Ends shitting itself.
Haiku # 66789, January 28, 2020 3:13 pm ET
by Darth this is your Mom. Come home for Dinner!
No mere A.I. bot
shall ever approximate
my haiku brilliance
Haiku # 66788, January 28, 2020 3:10 pm ET
by Cognitively Impaired Loser Passed Out in Pool of his Own Vomit
Yo this website sux.
Stupid-ass people be like:
I'm a write some shit.
Haiku # 66787, January 28, 2020 3:04 pm ET
by Tyree Tyrone of Kangistan
As it wast above,
So mayest it be below.
Hail, shining seraph!
Haiku # 66786, January 28, 2020 3:00 pm ET
by Your Humble Local Warlock of Luciferian Satanism
Oh most Holy Lord
Bless thou Donald Trump. Amen.
You may all rise now.
Haiku # 66785, January 28, 2020 2:58 pm ET
by The Right Reverend Rector Roberts of Rotheringham
Fuck Donald Trump. Fuck
Donald Trump. Fuck Donald Trump.
(O.K. mom, I'm done.)
Haiku # 66784, January 28, 2020 2:54 pm ET
by Woke-Ass Bitches of Da Streetz
Starts with waves of plebeians
who never do it.
Haiku # 66783, January 28, 2020 2:52 pm ET
by Amurica, Social Services of the Failed World
Ass stimulation
It starts as stimulation
And then they stretch it
Haiku # 66782, January 28, 2020 2:03 pm ET
by Donald Ass Trump of Turd Burglar
Practice Mindfulness
Remember close toilet seat
Please remember flush
Haiku # 66781, January 28, 2020 4:34 am ET
by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
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Haiku # 66780, January 28, 2020 1:35 am ET
by Health and Wellness Blog of united state
history reveals
it starts as stimulation
and then they stretch it
Haiku # 66779, January 27, 2020 10:02 pm ET
by ash
Hey, Mister Bill Gates:
Get yourself vaccinated.
Tell us how it goes.
Haiku # 66778, January 27, 2020 10:42 am ET
by Bat Soup of Malthusian Solutions
Bill Gates orgasms
Every plague: antihumans
Please start with yourselves
Haiku # 66777, January 27, 2020 12:45 am ET
by Depopulation of Corporate Feudalists
You lite so poolry
rousy poetry, gaijin.
Who order noodle?
Haiku # 66776, January 26, 2020 5:50 pm ET
by Stereotypical Caricature of Nippon
Git over here Clem;
Haiku done broke up muh still.
Moon still shinin' tho . . .
Haiku # 66775, January 26, 2020 5:28 pm ET
by Distillery of Discovery
I need more haiku.
Don't want Facebook, no Twitter
Just more haiku, please.
Haiku # 66774, January 26, 2020 5:25 pm ET
by Flavor of Ovaltine
histaminic hell
making my red eyes scratchy
while my nose dribbles
Haiku # 66773, January 26, 2020 7:22 am ET
by ash
Reflux distinctly
Or spell your scheming chem-trails:
That's obfuscation.
Haiku # 66772, January 26, 2020 6:03 am ET
by Imitation of Flattery
reflect succinctly
or spill your steaming entrails
that's education
Haiku # 66771, January 26, 2020 5:45 am ET
by ash
Zombies and werewolves
Masturbating by moonlight
Haiku # 66770, January 25, 2020 7:22 pm ET
by Brad Putt of 19th green
If u feel bloated
then you need to release gas.
Hence, this haiku site.
Haiku # 66769, January 24, 2020 4:16 pm ET
by School of Flatulence
i put a joke on
here, and they expand on it
I'm feeling bloated
Haiku # 66768, January 24, 2020 1:08 pm ET
by vhs
Them damn federulz...
If they come round here agin,
I'll pepper their hide!
Haiku # 66767, January 24, 2020 9:16 am ET
by Pappy Yokum of Corncob Pipe VA
You're on the side of
Homosexual Marxists.
Go on, admit it.
Haiku # 66766, January 24, 2020 9:11 am ET
by Frankfurt School of Frankfart
Order and chaos
Had child: named "Reality"
Child support: Cosmos
Haiku # 66765, January 24, 2020 3:16 am ET
by Construct of Under Construction
Gawd Damn It Woman
Quit moving my stuff around
Can't fooking find it!

Pt 1 of two parts quit moving my stuff @#$%^%!!!
Haiku # 66764, January 24, 2020 1:46 am ET
by Walt Tripp of Hut in Hawgsback woods
If you do not stop!
I will spank your @$$ damn hard!
Is that what you want?
Haiku # 66763, January 24, 2020 1:43 am ET
by Walt Tripp of Hut in Hawgsback woods
Trump shadow boxing
Looking at you, Mike Bloomberg
Kick your fucking ass
Haiku # 66762, January 24, 2020 1:22 am ET
by Donald J Trump of White House
Order loves chaos
And chaos loves order, too
So they got married
Haiku # 66761, January 24, 2020 1:07 am ET
by Construct of Deconstruction
Order loves chaos
And chaos loves order, too
But they got divorced
Haiku # 66760, January 24, 2020 1:05 am ET
by Construct of Construction
chaos vs order
or order vs chaos, so
easy to ger those two

things disorganized
Haiku # 66759, January 24, 2020 12:09 am ET
by vhs
Light in the darkness
All is violence, all is peace
Existence is odd
Haiku # 66758, January 23, 2020 11:47 pm ET
by dvd
i chewed tobacco a
long time ago and wonder
how much in total?
Haiku # 66757, January 23, 2020 12:09 pm ET
by vhs
STOP: Haiku alert!
You got to watch this Gong Show.
(the hillbilly dude)
Haiku # 66756, January 23, 2020 8:23 am ET
by Jed Clampett of Unclamped
I got a idea:
How bout write us some haiku
on any old theme...
Haiku # 66755, January 23, 2020 8:15 am ET
by Clem of Jest a-Settin on muh Cabin Porch
Frigging politics
Just minding my own business
I am innocent
Haiku # 66754, January 23, 2020 12:56 am ET
by Ham Sandwich of Indictment
I'm trying to help
myself by exercizing
i might die but i

had a heart attack
so i have an urge to fight
and beat this damn thing
Haiku # 66753, January 22, 2020 10:33 pm ET
by vhs
since i want to live
and not die, i don't need your
help living either

so AOC...fuck off
Haiku # 66752, January 22, 2020 10:28 pm ET
by vhs
if i want to die
I'll just blow my own brains out
i don't need your help
Haiku # 66751, January 22, 2020 10:27 pm ET
by vhs
We will furry you
All of us: soft and fluffy
Prepare to cuddle
Haiku # 66750, January 22, 2020 9:34 pm ET
by Adorable Critters of Frolicking Fields
We will bury you.
All of you: soft and useless.
Prepare for your death.
Haiku # 66749, January 22, 2020 7:59 pm ET
by Medo-Persian Invasion Force of Shushan Citadel
That's all a big lie!
The phone bill was enormous!
Phone sex was bad too.
Haiku # 66748, January 22, 2020 7:16 pm ET
by Totally not worth it. of 1-800-Fat-chix
Now for a limited time
Free! Heavy Breathing!
Haiku # 66747, January 22, 2020 6:08 pm ET
by Pervert of Phone
Now for a limited time
Free! Heavy Breathing!
Haiku # 66746, January 22, 2020 6:08 pm ET
by Pervert of Phone
Now for a limited time
Free! Heavy Breathing!
Haiku # 66745, January 22, 2020 6:08 pm ET
by Pervert of Phone
Now for a limited time
Free! Heavy Breathing!
Haiku # 66744, January 22, 2020 6:07 pm ET
by Pervert of Phone
I'm just in a tee
at 46 sitting and
typing words on here
Haiku # 66743, January 22, 2020 10:58 am ET
by vhs
Hello Poetry
Eliot York loves Haiku
Goodbye Poetry
Haiku # 66742, January 22, 2020 7:24 am ET
by Haikuist of Foetry
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