Bill Gates orgasms
Every plague: antihumans
Please start with yourselves
by Depopulation of Corporate Feudalists
You lite so poolry
rousy poetry, gaijin.
Who order noodle?
by Stereotypical Caricature of Nippon
Git over here Clem;
Haiku done broke up muh still.
Moon still shinin' tho . . .
by Distillery of Discovery
I need more haiku.
Don't want Facebook, no Twitter
Just more haiku, please.
by Flavor of Ovaltine
histaminic hell
making my red eyes scratchy
while my nose dribbles
by ash
Reflux distinctly
Or spell your scheming chem-trails:
That's obfuscation.
by Imitation of Flattery
reflect succinctly
or spill your steaming entrails
that's education
by ash
Zombies and werewolves
Masturbating by moonlight
Let's order.pizza
by Brad Putt of 19th green
If u feel bloated
then you need to release gas.
Hence, this haiku site.
by School of Flatulence
i put a joke on
here, and they expand on it
I'm feeling bloated
by vhs
Them damn federulz...
If they come round here agin,
I'll pepper their hide!
by Pappy Yokum of Corncob Pipe VA
You're on the side of
Homosexual Marxists.
Go on, admit it.
by Frankfurt School of Frankfart
Order and chaos
Had child: named "Reality"
Child support: Cosmos
by Construct of Under Construction
Gawd Damn It Woman
Quit moving my stuff around
Can't fooking find it!
Pt 1 of two parts quit moving my stuff @#$%^%!!!
by Walt Tripp of Hut in Hawgsback woods
If you do not stop!
I will spank your @$$ damn hard!
Is that what you want?
by Walt Tripp of Hut in Hawgsback woods
Trump shadow boxing
Looking at you, Mike Bloomberg
Kick your fucking ass
by Donald J Trump of White House
Order loves chaos
And chaos loves order, too
So they got married
by Construct of Deconstruction
Order loves chaos
And chaos loves order, too
But they got divorced
by Construct of Construction
chaos vs order
or order vs chaos, so
easy to ger those two
things disorganized
by vhs
Light in the darkness
All is violence, all is peace
Existence is odd
by dvd
i chewed tobacco a
long time ago and wonder
how much in total?
by vhs
STOP: Haiku alert!
You got to watch this Gong Show.
(the hillbilly dude)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9gmBQPQ4ns&feature=emb_title
by Jed Clampett of Unclamped
I got a idea:
How bout write us some haiku
on any old theme...
by Clem of Jest a-Settin on muh Cabin Porch
Frigging politics
Just minding my own business
I am innocent
by Ham Sandwich of Indictment
I'm trying to help
myself by exercizing
i might die but i
had a heart attack
so i have an urge to fight
and beat this damn thing
by vhs
since i want to live
and not die, i don't need your
help living either
so AOC...fuck off
by vhs
if i want to die
I'll just blow my own brains out
i don't need your help
by vhs
We will furry you
All of us: soft and fluffy
Prepare to cuddle
by Adorable Critters of Frolicking Fields
We will bury you.
All of you: soft and useless.
Prepare for your death.
by Medo-Persian Invasion Force of Shushan Citadel
That's all a big lie!
The phone bill was enormous!
Phone sex was bad too.
by Totally not worth it. of 1-800-Fat-chix
Telemarketing
Now for a limited time
Free! Heavy Breathing!
by Pervert of Phone
Telemarketing
Now for a limited time
Free! Heavy Breathing!
by Pervert of Phone
Telemarketing
Now for a limited time
Free! Heavy Breathing!
by Pervert of Phone
Telemarketing
Now for a limited time
Free! Heavy Breathing!
by Pervert of Phone
I'm just in a tee
at 46 sitting and
typing words on here
by vhs
Hello Poetry
Eliot York loves Haiku
Goodbye Poetry
by Haikuist of Foetry
My daughter mistook
tenticles for testicles
and we had a laugh.
by Fun day at the beach.
Hentai? Tie a hen?
My, you people are so weird.
Y'all need to get saved!
by Mammy Yokum of the Glorious Gospel
the temptation is
to just sit back and let life
fly by, not get in
by vhs
as i get older
day by day symptoms get in
the way basic, life
by vhs
next time i want just
a fun goofy haiku there's
hentai jokes again
by vhs
Have you ever tried
masturbating with sea slugs?
They'll sting your penis.
But it's not too bad.
Mother Nature's enlargement.
Shoot out sticky strings.
by I'm not really here. of I'd like to be under the sea in an octopus' garden in the shade.
Christ I can't stand it
Democrat dumb fucks
Useless Bastardos!
All of them Commies
Disgusting destroyer con's
Worse than damn Nazis!
by John Birch of Casual Nexus
the man is bacon
i fear we must stick to produce
and burger burger
by Anonymous Poet
Fingers trained for war
Now plucking strings for music
Either way useful
by David Ben David
Darth, that is a pig!
That is not a "Hot Woman".
Please cease and desist.
by Porcine Permutations
Found a new woman.
Holy God she is sexy!
I mean super hot!
by Darth Mud Stuffin of Boooooinnggg!
we shall see today
what roils out, when the state
vs people, dies down
it will happen over and over
by vhs
VÃ¥pnene: fine
Uheldigvis mennesker:
Ofte problemet
by Hans à of Jord
Virginia gun-fest:
Patriots versus Commies . . .
this does not look good.
by My Cold Dead Hands of 2nd Amendment
