BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
342 Days
and
68418 Haikus
later...
The Shan state girl
With the cutie derriere
Wants to see old Wong

Friends for a kalpa
The old man is quite happy
To see her anytime..
Haiku #66800, by Wonglofan of Kalifornia
January 30, 2020 5:14 am ET

They have flat effect
On their droned out faces
To much cell phone brain

No interaction
With other human beings
Drains their sad souls dry

No sense of humor
So everything offends them
The new zombie life...
Haiku #66799, by Wonglofan of Kalifornia
January 30, 2020 5:04 am ET

Generation DUH:
Degeneration of youth
Through technology
Haiku #66798, by Please Refer to Me Using the Pronoun "GOD"
January 29, 2020 7:39 pm ET

Generation X
Then Generation Y, then
Generation REEEEEEE!
Haiku #66797, by REEEEEEEEEEE of preferred pronouns reeee/reeee
January 29, 2020 1:41 am ET

Fake history squeals.
It looks like simulation...
and then they sketch it.
Haiku #66796, by Simulation Drill of Actual Event
January 28, 2020 3:55 pm ET

Try deep breathing. OMmmmm...
Center yourself and be still.
Now --- shoot the place up !
Haiku #66795, by Poor Example of a Yoga Practitioner
January 28, 2020 3:40 pm ET

Yes brothers it's TIME !
My righteous sisters, IT'S TIME
To END the whole show.
Haiku #66794, by Having a Tough Day with a Magazine Full of Hollow-Point Ammunition
January 28, 2020 3:28 pm ET

Oh Virgin Mary,
If only I were Catholic
I could pray to you.
Haiku #66793, by Jesus Christ's siblings of Nazareth (because love hurts)
January 28, 2020 3:24 pm ET

I love you Jesus!
Now, can you take me out of
this horrible dream?
Haiku #66792, by Severed Head of John the Baptist
January 28, 2020 3:20 pm ET

You will obey me.
You will remain in the car.
While I kill your friend
Haiku #66791, by Too Many True Crime Bedtime Stories
January 28, 2020 3:17 pm ET

Just getting started.
I stole the crown from Basho.
Haiku'ed myself straight!
Haiku #66790, by Some Boring Jap in a Screen Painting
January 28, 2020 3:15 pm ET

Ass Stimulation:
It starts as Darth Figpucker...
Ends shitting itself.
Haiku #66789, by Darth this is your Mom. Come home for Dinner!
January 28, 2020 3:13 pm ET

No mere A.I. bot
shall ever approximate
my haiku brilliance
Haiku #66788, by Cognitively Impaired Loser Passed Out in Pool of his Own Vomit
January 28, 2020 3:10 pm ET

Yo this website sux.
Stupid-ass people be like:
I'm a write some shit.
Haiku #66787, by Tyree Tyrone of Kangistan
January 28, 2020 3:04 pm ET

As it wast above,
So mayest it be below.
Hail, shining seraph!
Haiku #66786, by Your Humble Local Warlock of Luciferian Satanism
January 28, 2020 3:00 pm ET

Oh most Holy Lord
Bless thou Donald Trump. Amen.
You may all rise now.
Haiku #66785, by The Right Reverend Rector Roberts of Rotheringham
January 28, 2020 2:58 pm ET

Fuck Donald Trump. Fuck
Donald Trump. Fuck Donald Trump.
(O.K. mom, I'm done.)
Haiku #66784, by Woke-Ass Bitches of Da Streetz
January 28, 2020 2:54 pm ET

Assimilation:
Starts with waves of plebeians
who never do it.
Haiku #66783, by Amurica, Social Services of the Failed World
January 28, 2020 2:52 pm ET

Ass stimulation
It starts as stimulation
And then they stretch it
Haiku #66782, by Donald Ass Trump of Turd Burglar
January 28, 2020 2:03 pm ET

Practice Mindfulness
Remember close toilet seat
Please remember flush
Haiku #66781, by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
January 28, 2020 4:34 am ET

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Haiku #66780, by Health and Wellness Blog of united state
January 28, 2020 1:35 am ET

history reveals
it starts as stimulation
and then they stretch it
Haiku #66779, by ash
January 27, 2020 10:02 pm ET

Hey, Mister Bill Gates:
Get yourself vaccinated.
Tell us how it goes.
Haiku #66778, by Bat Soup of Malthusian Solutions
January 27, 2020 10:42 am ET

Bill Gates orgasms
Every plague: antihumans
Please start with yourselves
Haiku #66777, by Depopulation of Corporate Feudalists
January 27, 2020 12:45 am ET

You lite so poolry
rousy poetry, gaijin.
Who order noodle?
Haiku #66776, by Stereotypical Caricature of Nippon
January 26, 2020 5:50 pm ET

Git over here Clem;
Haiku done broke up muh still.
Moon still shinin' tho . . .
Haiku #66775, by Distillery of Discovery
January 26, 2020 5:28 pm ET

I need more haiku.
Don't want Facebook, no Twitter
Just more haiku, please.
Haiku #66774, by Flavor of Ovaltine
January 26, 2020 5:25 pm ET

histaminic hell
making my red eyes scratchy
while my nose dribbles
Haiku #66773, by ash
January 26, 2020 7:22 am ET

Reflux distinctly
Or spell your scheming chem-trails:
That's obfuscation.
Haiku #66772, by Imitation of Flattery
January 26, 2020 6:03 am ET

reflect succinctly
or spill your steaming entrails
that's education
Haiku #66771, by ash
January 26, 2020 5:45 am ET

Zombies and werewolves
Masturbating by moonlight
Let's order.pizza
Haiku #66770, by Brad Putt of 19th green
January 25, 2020 7:22 pm ET

If u feel bloated
then you need to release gas.
Hence, this haiku site.
Haiku #66769, by School of Flatulence
January 24, 2020 4:16 pm ET

i put a joke on
here, and they expand on it
I'm feeling bloated
Haiku #66768, by vhs
January 24, 2020 1:08 pm ET

Them damn federulz...
If they come round here agin,
I'll pepper their hide!
Haiku #66767, by Pappy Yokum of Corncob Pipe VA
January 24, 2020 9:16 am ET

You're on the side of
Homosexual Marxists.
Go on, admit it.
Haiku #66766, by Frankfurt School of Frankfart
January 24, 2020 9:11 am ET

Order and chaos
Had child: named "Reality"
Child support: Cosmos
Haiku #66765, by Construct of Under Construction
January 24, 2020 3:16 am ET

Gawd Damn It Woman
Quit moving my stuff around
Can't fooking find it!

Pt 1 of two parts quit moving my stuff @#$%^%!!!
Haiku #66764, by Walt Tripp of Hut in Hawgsback woods
January 24, 2020 1:46 am ET

If you do not stop!
I will spank your @$$ damn hard!
Is that what you want?
Haiku #66763, by Walt Tripp of Hut in Hawgsback woods
January 24, 2020 1:43 am ET

Trump shadow boxing
Looking at you, Mike Bloomberg
Kick your fucking ass
Haiku #66762, by Donald J Trump of White House
January 24, 2020 1:22 am ET

Order loves chaos
And chaos loves order, too
So they got married
Haiku #66761, by Construct of Deconstruction
January 24, 2020 1:07 am ET

Order loves chaos
And chaos loves order, too
But they got divorced
Haiku #66760, by Construct of Construction
January 24, 2020 1:05 am ET

chaos vs order
or order vs chaos, so
easy to ger those two

things disorganized
Haiku #66759, by vhs
January 24, 2020 12:09 am ET

Light in the darkness
All is violence, all is peace
Existence is odd
Haiku #66758, by dvd
January 23, 2020 11:47 pm ET

i chewed tobacco a
long time ago and wonder
how much in total?
Haiku #66757, by vhs
January 23, 2020 12:09 pm ET

STOP: Haiku alert!
You got to watch this Gong Show.
(the hillbilly dude)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9gmBQPQ4ns&feature=emb_title
Haiku #66756, by Jed Clampett of Unclamped
January 23, 2020 8:23 am ET

I got a idea:
How bout write us some haiku
on any old theme...
Haiku #66755, by Clem of Jest a-Settin on muh Cabin Porch
January 23, 2020 8:15 am ET

Frigging politics
Just minding my own business
I am innocent
Haiku #66754, by Ham Sandwich of Indictment
January 23, 2020 12:56 am ET

I'm trying to help
myself by exercizing
i might die but i

had a heart attack
so i have an urge to fight
and beat this damn thing
Haiku #66753, by vhs
January 22, 2020 10:33 pm ET

since i want to live
and not die, i don't need your
help living either

so AOC...fuck off
Haiku #66752, by vhs
January 22, 2020 10:28 pm ET

if i want to die
I'll just blow my own brains out
i don't need your help
Haiku #66751, by vhs
January 22, 2020 10:27 pm ET