BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
193 Days
and
67554 Haikus
later...
New Way Forward Act
Bring the illegals back in:
Like re-eating shit
Haiku #66852, by SMH of Upside Down Zionism
February 7, 2020 2:00 am ET

Ha ha!
Haiku #66851, by Nelson Muntz of Acquittal
February 7, 2020 1:28 am ET

Poised above, the wave
Is ready to inundate
Hapless fishermen.
Haiku #66850, by Tsu Nami of Epic Proportions
February 6, 2020 10:16 pm ET

Lofan, don't forget:
Write about the Democrats'
Recent victories.
Haiku #66849, by It's not Right to be Wrong of Signaling Virtue from Hell
February 6, 2020 10:12 pm ET

Stinking Democrats
You bastards lose once again
Trump whipped your @$$!

President not guilty!
America hates Communists
Like you SOB's

Can't wait- November!
The mother of @$$ whippings
Coming soon to you.
Haiku #66848, by Wong Lofan of Kalfornia
February 6, 2020 8:23 pm ET

Yes, now I get it:
Salt Lake Pity for Mittens
That Mormonic sap.
Haiku #66847, by Angelic Macaroni of Moroni
February 6, 2020 9:12 am ET

Only Lofan knows
Who wear secret underwear:
Undercover bat.
Haiku #66846, by Hot Soup of Wuhan Cave Restaurant
February 6, 2020 9:07 am ET

12 Monkeys theme plays
Bill Gates writhes: orgy of death
"TAKE YOUR FUCKING SHOTS"
Haiku #66845, by Anonymous Poet
February 6, 2020 5:18 am ET

Romney the Rat Fink
Shot holes in the ship of state
Butt hurt Rino sap!

Mitt the big loser
Hates Trump- so he helps Commies
Mitt- Demoncrap tool

The Big Rat from Utah!
Helped- the Communist loser
Democrat Chitheads

Mitt wanted a job
Mr Trump knew- he was rat
Your fired Ratso!
Haiku #66844, by Secret Underwear of Salt Lake Pity
February 6, 2020 1:45 am ET

Nancy gets me hot
Her loose dentures excite me.
I want her so bad.
Haiku #66843, by Let Her Be Brought Unto Me in White Raiment of Nuptial Delirium
February 5, 2020 11:00 am ET

Islam also right
About pedophilia?
Muhammad = pedo
Haiku #66842, by Critical of Islamophilia
February 5, 2020 10:45 am ET

Dems clap - Pelosi
Tears up speech, that is until
Her strip-tease begins
Haiku #66841, by Horrified of Washington DC
February 5, 2020 10:14 am ET

Old Horsemouth Bernie
Shafted once again by Dems...
Booty-gig shall reign ?
Haiku #66840, by Hack My App of Islam is Right About Socialism
February 5, 2020 5:39 am ET

Caucasoids caucus
Causing caucasian ruckus
So bad to be right
Haiku #66839, by It's OK 2 B Right of Islam is Right About Women
February 5, 2020 5:35 am ET

We drank together
Beery cheery PI bars
Chase the ganda girls

Practice Shaolin arts
Ride the rabbit bus- Ongpin
Back to Clark again

Went separate ways
Fate sent us on other paths
Sad to hear the news

You left us to soon
Mortals can't know why such things
Happen to good men.
Haiku #66838, by Ma Fu Yi of 7th Chamber
February 5, 2020 4:57 am ET

Feelings time condensed
Saved for uncertain future
Tree grows anxiously
Haiku #66837, by MONARCH
February 4, 2020 10:46 pm ET

Wings flapping rhythm
Heart phone rings then confusion
Procrastination
Haiku #66836, by MONARCH
February 4, 2020 10:15 pm ET

Dreamt of owl-man
Flightless abomination
Perched on a rooftop
Haiku #66835, by Nightmare on Elm Street
February 4, 2020 10:09 pm ET

this is not a haiku
Haiku #66834, by confused man of I truly wish I knew
February 4, 2020 6:32 pm ET

SJWs
Always bitching about race:
They're obsessed with it
Haiku #66833, by Irony of Fake Liberalism
February 4, 2020 6:10 pm ET

I'm an old white man
Less angry than disgusted.
I don't have claws, though...
Haiku #66832, by Rusty McCracker of Whitebread Republic
February 4, 2020 12:28 pm ET

Angry old white men
The country slipping away
From their wretched claws
Haiku #66831, by What's going on
February 4, 2020 11:59 am ET

the thing about some
hillary supporters
throw water, im meeelllting....


meeellllltinnngggg....
Haiku #66830, by vhs
February 4, 2020 10:33 am ET

I need you, baby.
Need you flowing in my veins . . .
My bad haiku fix.
Haiku #66829, by Poetry of Narcotic Effect
February 3, 2020 7:08 pm ET

Celebrate BREXIT !
Nanny-state tries to flex it . . . .
Nigel F. wrecks it.
Haiku #66828, by Departure of Great Britain from the E.U.
February 3, 2020 3:41 pm ET

fuggetabout it
Haiku #66827, by vhs
February 3, 2020 10:46 am ET

Our rays stay focused.
Some lives may be burned at stake.
So don't burn the steak.
Haiku #66826, by Vampires, Witches, Heretics and Hillary Supporters
February 3, 2020 10:22 am ET

while we are alive
lives may be at stake, and we
must focus on them
Haiku #66825, by vhs
February 3, 2020 1:37 am ET

regardless if i die
in my sleep or wake up with a
cat next to me, or

whatever, life goes
on, people are burned
in hunan, trump is

still there, others are born
Haiku #66824, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2020 1:08 am ET

i dont let go and
pretend things do not trouble me
life goes on, i want

to like this place, so
thats my perogative
so enjoy my shorts
Haiku #66823, by vhs of or eat my shorts
February 3, 2020 12:59 am ET

get jesus in your life
and for Christ sakes stop
trying to drag me down

its working
Haiku #66822, by vhs
February 3, 2020 12:55 am ET

Those easily bored
Reveal that they are boring.
That's why they get bored.
Haiku #66821, by The Struggle of Our Epoch
February 2, 2020 7:16 pm ET

why not? because i
am bored and bored people
go boring away
Haiku #66820, by vhs
February 2, 2020 1:38 pm ET

Haiku Heavyweight
Make verse while I defecate
Angry masturbate
Haiku #66819, by If this place is so boring, why do you keep coming back?
February 2, 2020 10:28 am ET

10, 00 fists in the air
Haiku #66818, by ronin of disturbed
February 2, 2020 1:16 am ET

Dear Diary,

I've come to the realization that
The bad haiku banner is off-center
And intruding into the text field
I am now mildly uncomfortable
Haiku #66817, by Credulous Boomer Rube of Flyover Country
February 1, 2020 9:58 pm ET

BREXIT ! then, FREXIT,
before Globalist wrecks it.
Let nations flex it.
Haiku #66816, by One-World Govt. must FAIL of course, since the Bible says so
February 1, 2020 3:06 pm ET

one shot two shots, off
she goes, take a shot, one more
tequila headache
Haiku #66815, by vhs of 1980s vacation
February 1, 2020 2:48 pm ET

who ordered bat soup ?
wet markets are going long
chug that corona
Haiku #66814, by ash
February 1, 2020 5:17 am ET

Dialectical: relating to the logical discussion of ideas and opinions.

Deep Throat: First used as the secret identity of W. Mark Felt, who used this alias to supply reporters with valuable information about the Watergate scandal.
Haiku #66813, by Translator of Bad Haiku
February 1, 2020 12:06 am ET

You: SUCK my haiku
Because my haiku does suck...
so take it all in.
Haiku #66812, by your poetic deep throat
January 31, 2020 6:20 pm ET

Y'all straight-up lightweights.
When I post my stuff up here
It's complete deadsville.
Haiku #66811, by Looking For Dialectical Interaction
January 31, 2020 5:48 pm ET

GunBets Casino
Old guy hotel Las Vegas
Multiple shooters
Haiku #66810, by What Dies in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas
January 31, 2020 11:24 am ET

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Haiku #66809, by OlegslopYsteenignoppedo of RU
January 31, 2020 11:15 am ET

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Haiku #66808, by Ronaldvug of United States
January 31, 2020 9:22 am ET

i wonder which hell
in buddhaland is twitter
what layer it is
Haiku #66807, by vhs
January 31, 2020 2:01 am ET

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Haiku #66806, by Nancy Pelosi's Dentures Possessed of The Devil
January 30, 2020 7:21 pm ET

Portal of rebirth
Dakini with martini
Cocktails of the damned
Haiku #66805, by Chogyam Trungpa Rinpoche of Hell
January 30, 2020 3:40 pm ET

Shan State is a state of Myanmar.
The Shan people or Tai Shan or Tai Yai are a Tai ethnic group of Southeast Asia.
Derriere is a euphemistic term for a person's buttocks.
Kalpa is a Sanskrit word meaning a relatively long period of time.
Bardo is the Tibetan term for the intermediate state or gap we experience between death and our next rebirth.
Dakinis are energetic beings in female form, evocative of the movement of energy in space.
Haiku #66804, by Wong Lofan Translator of Bad Haiku
January 30, 2020 1:13 pm ET

Kalpas of Bardo:
The green Buddha holds a skull.
Proceed with caution.
Haiku #66803, by Red Dakini in Black Bikini
January 30, 2020 7:48 am ET