New Way Forward Act
Bring the illegals back in:
Like re-eating shit

Ha ha!

Poised above, the wave
Is ready to inundate
Hapless fishermen.

Lofan, don't forget:
Write about the Democrats'
Recent victories.

Stinking Democrats
You bastards lose once again
Trump whipped your @$$!

President not guilty!
America hates Communists
Like you SOB's

Can't wait- November!
The mother of @$$ whippings
Coming soon to you.

Yes, now I get it:
Salt Lake Pity for Mittens
That Mormonic sap.

Only Lofan knows
Who wear secret underwear:
Undercover bat.

12 Monkeys theme plays
Bill Gates writhes: orgy of death
"TAKE YOUR FUCKING SHOTS"

Romney the Rat Fink
Shot holes in the ship of state
Butt hurt Rino sap!

Mitt the big loser
Hates Trump- so he helps Commies
Mitt- Demoncrap tool

The Big Rat from Utah!
Helped- the Communist loser
Democrat Chitheads

Mitt wanted a job
Mr Trump knew- he was rat
Your fired Ratso!

Nancy gets me hot
Her loose dentures excite me.
I want her so bad.

Islam also right
About pedophilia?
Muhammad = pedo

Dems clap - Pelosi
Tears up speech, that is until
Her strip-tease begins

Old Horsemouth Bernie
Shafted once again by Dems...
Booty-gig shall reign ?

Caucasoids caucus
Causing caucasian ruckus
So bad to be right

We drank together
Beery cheery PI bars
Chase the ganda girls

Practice Shaolin arts
Ride the rabbit bus- Ongpin
Back to Clark again

Went separate ways
Fate sent us on other paths
Sad to hear the news

You left us to soon
Mortals can't know why such things
Happen to good men.

Feelings time condensed
Saved for uncertain future
Tree grows anxiously

Wings flapping rhythm
Heart phone rings then confusion
Procrastination

Dreamt of owl-man
Flightless abomination
Perched on a rooftop

this is not a haiku

SJWs
Always bitching about race:
They're obsessed with it

I'm an old white man
Less angry than disgusted.
I don't have claws, though...

Angry old white men
The country slipping away
From their wretched claws

the thing about some
hillary supporters
throw water, im meeelllting....


meeellllltinnngggg....

I need you, baby.
Need you flowing in my veins . . .
My bad haiku fix.

Celebrate BREXIT !
Nanny-state tries to flex it . . . .
Nigel F. wrecks it.

fuggetabout it

Our rays stay focused.
Some lives may be burned at stake.
So don't burn the steak.

while we are alive
lives may be at stake, and we
must focus on them

regardless if i die
in my sleep or wake up with a
cat next to me, or

whatever, life goes
on, people are burned
in hunan, trump is

still there, others are born

i dont let go and
pretend things do not trouble me
life goes on, i want

to like this place, so
thats my perogative
so enjoy my shorts

get jesus in your life
and for Christ sakes stop
trying to drag me down

its working

Those easily bored
Reveal that they are boring.
That's why they get bored.

why not? because i
am bored and bored people
go boring away

Haiku Heavyweight
Make verse while I defecate
Angry masturbate

10, 00 fists in the air

Dear Diary,

I've come to the realization that
The bad haiku banner is off-center
And intruding into the text field
I am now mildly uncomfortable

BREXIT ! then, FREXIT,
before Globalist wrecks it.
Let nations flex it.

one shot two shots, off
she goes, take a shot, one more
tequila headache

who ordered bat soup ?
wet markets are going long
chug that corona

Dialectical: relating to the logical discussion of ideas and opinions.

Deep Throat: First used as the secret identity of W. Mark Felt, who used this alias to supply reporters with valuable information about the Watergate scandal.

You: SUCK my haiku
Because my haiku does suck...
so take it all in.

Y'all straight-up lightweights.
When I post my stuff up here
It's complete deadsville.

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Old guy hotel Las Vegas
Multiple shooters

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i wonder which hell
in buddhaland is twitter
what layer it is

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Portal of rebirth
Dakini with martini
Cocktails of the damned

Shan State is a state of Myanmar.
The Shan people or Tai Shan or Tai Yai are a Tai ethnic group of Southeast Asia.
Derriere is a euphemistic term for a person's buttocks.
Kalpa is a Sanskrit word meaning a relatively long period of time.
Bardo is the Tibetan term for the intermediate state or gap we experience between death and our next rebirth.
Dakinis are energetic beings in female form, evocative of the movement of energy in space.

Kalpas of Bardo:
The green Buddha holds a skull.
Proceed with caution.