BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
238 Days
and
67692 Haikus
later...
The sunrise at dawn
Like paranoia will reign
In your dark shadow
Haiku #66875, by The Private Detective of Stalking You
February 11, 2020 3:13 pm ET

The old spinster waits
The HOUSE has revolving door
I'd leave it hanging
Haiku #66874, by The Private Detective of Stalking You
February 11, 2020 3:06 pm ET

Slapper likes a drink
She fell onto a wine glass
You know what I mean
Haiku #66873, by The Private Detective of Stalking You
February 11, 2020 3:04 pm ET

Fat or thin, the song
Is the thing. But a thin thong
Singes sin's fingers.

sometimes it's not at
all over WHEN the fat lady
singers her thong.
Haiku #66872, by Dipthongs of Beachwear
February 11, 2020 3:00 pm ET

sometimes it's not at
all over WHEN the fat lady
singers her thong.
Haiku #66871, by vhs
February 11, 2020 1:16 pm ET

Ok VHS,
Good point. But it's not over
til fat lady sings.
Haiku #66870, by Orchestra of Obesity
February 11, 2020 7:15 am ET

the flesh dies, bodies
turn to dry bones, silent end
to loud empty talk
Haiku #66869, by vhs
February 11, 2020 6:48 am ET

It's called HERstory
You sexist misogynist.
Get a uterus.
Haiku #66868, by Meaningful Discourse of Beasts
February 10, 2020 7:37 pm ET

you know there is to
be a point where none of this
matters, we move on

it is called history
Haiku #66867, by vhs
February 10, 2020 11:03 am ET

Dude: I'm NOT Lofan
But yes, Lofan is SO WOKE,
can't get back to sleep.
Haiku #66866, by Wong Right of Never Wrong
February 9, 2020 2:28 pm ET

Lofan, you so smart
Actually that's a lie
But you like liars
Haiku #66865, by Can I be yo friend
February 9, 2020 2:04 pm ET

First we were to freeze
Then, the population bomb
Now, it's just Netflix
Haiku #66864, by Malthusian Misconceptions
February 9, 2020 1:32 pm ET

first the world's on fire
and now we're underwater
it's the new normal
Haiku #66863, by ash of australia
February 9, 2020 6:05 am ET

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Haiku #66862, by Andre 3000 of https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8qMtsir0l9k&t=60s
February 8, 2020 8:59 pm ET

After centuries,
It's just "HEY YAH HE YAHH HEEE"
(They call that music?)
Haiku #66861, by Athabaskan Basket Weavers
February 8, 2020 6:26 pm ET

Yeah those fuckers in
Egypt and Babylon were
Real assholes, pagans
Haiku #66860, by Anonymous Poet
February 8, 2020 5:38 pm ET

A thought just occurred:
Maybe your ancestors DID
Deserve slavery...
Haiku #66859, by Biblical Consequences of Israelite Prophecy
February 8, 2020 5:03 pm ET

now my worst stress
is the worry i don't feel
like going about
Haiku #66858, by vhs
February 8, 2020 2:09 pm ET

well think about it
this is an old website back
when net was all new.
Haiku #66857, by vhs
February 8, 2020 2:05 pm ET

I write bad haiku
Then I come back to check site
Same haiku is there
Haiku #66856, by Poetic Product Not Moving
February 8, 2020 10:00 am ET

Fascism! Hitler!
Deplorables! Wait . . . what was
I talking about?
Haiku #66855, by Senior Moment of Frothing T.D.S.
February 7, 2020 9:52 am ET

Get in

Or I'll call you mean names online
Haiku #66854, by Democrat of Clown Car
February 7, 2020 4:35 am ET

Person: complains about MS13
Pelosi: we're all God's children!
MS13 member: ima butt rape n eat u
Haiku #66853, by Anonymous Poet
February 7, 2020 2:08 am ET

New Way Forward Act
Bring the illegals back in:
Like re-eating shit
Haiku #66852, by SMH of Upside Down Zionism
February 7, 2020 2:00 am ET

Ha ha!
Haiku #66851, by Nelson Muntz of Acquittal
February 7, 2020 1:28 am ET

Poised above, the wave
Is ready to inundate
Hapless fishermen.
Haiku #66850, by Tsu Nami of Epic Proportions
February 6, 2020 10:16 pm ET

Lofan, don't forget:
Write about the Democrats'
Recent victories.
Haiku #66849, by It's not Right to be Wrong of Signaling Virtue from Hell
February 6, 2020 10:12 pm ET

Stinking Democrats
You bastards lose once again
Trump whipped your @$$!

President not guilty!
America hates Communists
Like you SOB's

Can't wait- November!
The mother of @$$ whippings
Coming soon to you.
Haiku #66848, by Wong Lofan of Kalfornia
February 6, 2020 8:23 pm ET

Yes, now I get it:
Salt Lake Pity for Mittens
That Mormonic sap.
Haiku #66847, by Angelic Macaroni of Moroni
February 6, 2020 9:12 am ET

Only Lofan knows
Who wear secret underwear:
Undercover bat.
Haiku #66846, by Hot Soup of Wuhan Cave Restaurant
February 6, 2020 9:07 am ET

12 Monkeys theme plays
Bill Gates writhes: orgy of death
"TAKE YOUR FUCKING SHOTS"
Haiku #66845, by Anonymous Poet
February 6, 2020 5:18 am ET

Romney the Rat Fink
Shot holes in the ship of state
Butt hurt Rino sap!

Mitt the big loser
Hates Trump- so he helps Commies
Mitt- Demoncrap tool

The Big Rat from Utah!
Helped- the Communist loser
Democrat Chitheads

Mitt wanted a job
Mr Trump knew- he was rat
Your fired Ratso!
Haiku #66844, by Secret Underwear of Salt Lake Pity
February 6, 2020 1:45 am ET

Nancy gets me hot
Her loose dentures excite me.
I want her so bad.
Haiku #66843, by Let Her Be Brought Unto Me in White Raiment of Nuptial Delirium
February 5, 2020 11:00 am ET

Islam also right
About pedophilia?
Muhammad = pedo
Haiku #66842, by Critical of Islamophilia
February 5, 2020 10:45 am ET

Dems clap - Pelosi
Tears up speech, that is until
Her strip-tease begins
Haiku #66841, by Horrified of Washington DC
February 5, 2020 10:14 am ET

Old Horsemouth Bernie
Shafted once again by Dems...
Booty-gig shall reign ?
Haiku #66840, by Hack My App of Islam is Right About Socialism
February 5, 2020 5:39 am ET

Caucasoids caucus
Causing caucasian ruckus
So bad to be right
Haiku #66839, by It's OK 2 B Right of Islam is Right About Women
February 5, 2020 5:35 am ET

We drank together
Beery cheery PI bars
Chase the ganda girls

Practice Shaolin arts
Ride the rabbit bus- Ongpin
Back to Clark again

Went separate ways
Fate sent us on other paths
Sad to hear the news

You left us to soon
Mortals can't know why such things
Happen to good men.
Haiku #66838, by Ma Fu Yi of 7th Chamber
February 5, 2020 4:57 am ET

Feelings time condensed
Saved for uncertain future
Tree grows anxiously
Haiku #66837, by MONARCH
February 4, 2020 10:46 pm ET

Wings flapping rhythm
Heart phone rings then confusion
Procrastination
Haiku #66836, by MONARCH
February 4, 2020 10:15 pm ET

Dreamt of owl-man
Flightless abomination
Perched on a rooftop
Haiku #66835, by Nightmare on Elm Street
February 4, 2020 10:09 pm ET

this is not a haiku
Haiku #66834, by confused man of I truly wish I knew
February 4, 2020 6:32 pm ET

SJWs
Always bitching about race:
They're obsessed with it
Haiku #66833, by Irony of Fake Liberalism
February 4, 2020 6:10 pm ET

I'm an old white man
Less angry than disgusted.
I don't have claws, though...
Haiku #66832, by Rusty McCracker of Whitebread Republic
February 4, 2020 12:28 pm ET

Angry old white men
The country slipping away
From their wretched claws
Haiku #66831, by What's going on
February 4, 2020 11:59 am ET

the thing about some
hillary supporters
throw water, im meeelllting....


meeellllltinnngggg....
Haiku #66830, by vhs
February 4, 2020 10:33 am ET

I need you, baby.
Need you flowing in my veins . . .
My bad haiku fix.
Haiku #66829, by Poetry of Narcotic Effect
February 3, 2020 7:08 pm ET

Celebrate BREXIT !
Nanny-state tries to flex it . . . .
Nigel F. wrecks it.
Haiku #66828, by Departure of Great Britain from the E.U.
February 3, 2020 3:41 pm ET

fuggetabout it
Haiku #66827, by vhs
February 3, 2020 10:46 am ET

Our rays stay focused.
Some lives may be burned at stake.
So don't burn the steak.
Haiku #66826, by Vampires, Witches, Heretics and Hillary Supporters
February 3, 2020 10:22 am ET