Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 259 Days and 71098 Haikus later...

Fascism! Hitler!
Deplorables! Wait . . . what was
I talking about?
Haiku # 66855, February 7, 2020 9:52 am ET
by Senior Moment of Frothing T.D.S.
Get in

Or I'll call you mean names online
Haiku # 66854, February 7, 2020 4:35 am ET
by Democrat of Clown Car
Person: complains about MS13
Pelosi: we're all God's children!
MS13 member: ima butt rape n eat u
Haiku # 66853, February 7, 2020 2:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
New Way Forward Act
Bring the illegals back in:
Like re-eating shit
Haiku # 66852, February 7, 2020 2:00 am ET
by SMH of Upside Down Zionism
Ha ha!
Haiku # 66851, February 7, 2020 1:28 am ET
by Nelson Muntz of Acquittal
Poised above, the wave
Is ready to inundate
Hapless fishermen.
Haiku # 66850, February 6, 2020 10:16 pm ET
by Tsu Nami of Epic Proportions
Lofan, don't forget:
Write about the Democrats'
Recent victories.
Haiku # 66849, February 6, 2020 10:12 pm ET
by It's not Right to be Wrong of Signaling Virtue from Hell
Stinking Democrats
You bastards lose once again
Trump whipped your @$$!

President not guilty!
America hates Communists
Like you SOB's

Can't wait- November!
The mother of @$$ whippings
Coming soon to you.
Haiku # 66848, February 6, 2020 8:23 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalfornia
Yes, now I get it:
Salt Lake Pity for Mittens
That Mormonic sap.
Haiku # 66847, February 6, 2020 9:12 am ET
by Angelic Macaroni of Moroni
Only Lofan knows
Who wear secret underwear:
Undercover bat.
Haiku # 66846, February 6, 2020 9:07 am ET
by Hot Soup of Wuhan Cave Restaurant
12 Monkeys theme plays
Bill Gates writhes: orgy of death
"TAKE YOUR FUCKING SHOTS"
Haiku # 66845, February 6, 2020 5:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Romney the Rat Fink
Shot holes in the ship of state
Butt hurt Rino sap!

Mitt the big loser
Hates Trump- so he helps Commies
Mitt- Demoncrap tool

The Big Rat from Utah!
Helped- the Communist loser
Democrat Chitheads

Mitt wanted a job
Mr Trump knew- he was rat
Your fired Ratso!
Haiku # 66844, February 6, 2020 1:45 am ET
by Secret Underwear of Salt Lake Pity
Nancy gets me hot
Her loose dentures excite me.
I want her so bad.
Haiku # 66843, February 5, 2020 11:00 am ET
by Let Her Be Brought Unto Me in White Raiment of Nuptial Delirium
Islam also right
About pedophilia?
Muhammad = pedo
Haiku # 66842, February 5, 2020 10:45 am ET
by Critical of Islamophilia
Dems clap - Pelosi
Tears up speech, that is until
Her strip-tease begins
Haiku # 66841, February 5, 2020 10:14 am ET
by Horrified of Washington DC
Old Horsemouth Bernie
Shafted once again by Dems...
Booty-gig shall reign ?
Haiku # 66840, February 5, 2020 5:39 am ET
by Hack My App of Islam is Right About Socialism
Caucasoids caucus
Causing caucasian ruckus
So bad to be right
Haiku # 66839, February 5, 2020 5:35 am ET
by It's OK 2 B Right of Islam is Right About Women
We drank together
Beery cheery PI bars
Chase the ganda girls

Practice Shaolin arts
Ride the rabbit bus- Ongpin
Back to Clark again

Went separate ways
Fate sent us on other paths
Sad to hear the news

You left us to soon
Mortals can't know why such things
Happen to good men.
Haiku # 66838, February 5, 2020 4:57 am ET
by Ma Fu Yi of 7th Chamber
Feelings time condensed
Saved for uncertain future
Tree grows anxiously
Haiku # 66837, February 4, 2020 10:46 pm ET
by MONARCH
Wings flapping rhythm
Heart phone rings then confusion
Procrastination
Haiku # 66836, February 4, 2020 10:15 pm ET
by MONARCH
Dreamt of owl-man
Flightless abomination
Perched on a rooftop
Haiku # 66835, February 4, 2020 10:09 pm ET
by Nightmare on Elm Street
this is not a haiku
Haiku # 66834, February 4, 2020 6:32 pm ET
by confused man of I truly wish I knew
SJWs
Always bitching about race:
They're obsessed with it
Haiku # 66833, February 4, 2020 6:10 pm ET
by Irony of Fake Liberalism
I'm an old white man
Less angry than disgusted.
I don't have claws, though...
Haiku # 66832, February 4, 2020 12:28 pm ET
by Rusty McCracker of Whitebread Republic
Angry old white men
The country slipping away
From their wretched claws
Haiku # 66831, February 4, 2020 11:59 am ET
by What's going on
the thing about some
hillary supporters
throw water, im meeelllting....


meeellllltinnngggg....
Haiku # 66830, February 4, 2020 10:33 am ET
by vhs
I need you, baby.
Need you flowing in my veins . . .
My bad haiku fix.
Haiku # 66829, February 3, 2020 7:08 pm ET
by Poetry of Narcotic Effect
Celebrate BREXIT !
Nanny-state tries to flex it . . . .
Nigel F. wrecks it.
Haiku # 66828, February 3, 2020 3:41 pm ET
by Departure of Great Britain from the E.U.
fuggetabout it
Haiku # 66827, February 3, 2020 10:46 am ET
by vhs
Our rays stay focused.
Some lives may be burned at stake.
So don't burn the steak.
Haiku # 66826, February 3, 2020 10:22 am ET
by Vampires, Witches, Heretics and Hillary Supporters
while we are alive
lives may be at stake, and we
must focus on them
Haiku # 66825, February 3, 2020 1:37 am ET
by vhs
regardless if i die
in my sleep or wake up with a
cat next to me, or

whatever, life goes
on, people are burned
in hunan, trump is

still there, others are born
Haiku # 66824, February 3, 2020 1:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i dont let go and
pretend things do not trouble me
life goes on, i want

to like this place, so
thats my perogative
so enjoy my shorts
Haiku # 66823, February 3, 2020 12:59 am ET
by vhs of or eat my shorts
get jesus in your life
and for Christ sakes stop
trying to drag me down

its working
Haiku # 66822, February 3, 2020 12:55 am ET
by vhs
Those easily bored
Reveal that they are boring.
That's why they get bored.
Haiku # 66821, February 2, 2020 7:16 pm ET
by The Struggle of Our Epoch
why not? because i
am bored and bored people
go boring away
Haiku # 66820, February 2, 2020 1:38 pm ET
by vhs
Haiku Heavyweight
Make verse while I defecate
Angry masturbate
Haiku # 66819, February 2, 2020 10:28 am ET
by If this place is so boring, why do you keep coming back?
10, 00 fists in the air
Haiku # 66818, February 2, 2020 1:16 am ET
by ronin of disturbed
Dear Diary,

I've come to the realization that
The bad haiku banner is off-center
And intruding into the text field
I am now mildly uncomfortable
Haiku # 66817, February 1, 2020 9:58 pm ET
by Credulous Boomer Rube of Flyover Country
BREXIT ! then, FREXIT,
before Globalist wrecks it.
Let nations flex it.
Haiku # 66816, February 1, 2020 3:06 pm ET
by One-World Govt. must FAIL of course, since the Bible says so
one shot two shots, off
she goes, take a shot, one more
tequila headache
Haiku # 66815, February 1, 2020 2:48 pm ET
by vhs of 1980s vacation
who ordered bat soup ?
wet markets are going long
chug that corona
Haiku # 66814, February 1, 2020 5:17 am ET
by ash
Dialectical: relating to the logical discussion of ideas and opinions.

Deep Throat: First used as the secret identity of W. Mark Felt, who used this alias to supply reporters with valuable information about the Watergate scandal.
Haiku # 66813, February 1, 2020 12:06 am ET
by Translator of Bad Haiku
You: SUCK my haiku
Because my haiku does suck...
so take it all in.
Haiku # 66812, January 31, 2020 6:20 pm ET
by your poetic deep throat
Y'all straight-up lightweights.
When I post my stuff up here
It's complete deadsville.
Haiku # 66811, January 31, 2020 5:48 pm ET
by Looking For Dialectical Interaction
GunBets Casino
Old guy hotel Las Vegas
Multiple shooters
Haiku # 66810, January 31, 2020 11:24 am ET
by What Dies in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas
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Haiku # 66809, January 31, 2020 11:15 am ET
by OlegslopYsteenignoppedo of RU
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Haiku # 66808, January 31, 2020 9:22 am ET
by Ronaldvug of United States
i wonder which hell
in buddhaland is twitter
what layer it is
Haiku # 66807, January 31, 2020 2:01 am ET
by vhs
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Haiku # 66806, January 30, 2020 7:21 pm ET
by Nancy Pelosi's Dentures Possessed of The Devil
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