Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

when the net's shut down
and every web page goes dark
bad haiku is last
Haiku # 66910, February 18, 2020 5:13 pm ET
by scotch of hmm, this site doesn't like curly apostrophes I guess
when the netâ
Haiku # 66909, February 18, 2020 5:11 pm ET
by scotch of on a facebook fast
i got bored and strayed
but bad haiku forgives all
and asks no questionsâ
Haiku # 66908, February 18, 2020 5:09 pm ET
by scotch of take me back
a small bug noted
this page title has "sumbit"
attention janis
Haiku # 66907, February 18, 2020 4:55 pm ET
by scotch of quality assurance (hi janis!)
incidentally,
the word is spelled PERDEDOR.
alpha ass indeed
Haiku # 66906, February 18, 2020 3:04 pm ET
by scotch of it's phonetic for garsh's sake
You call me a fool
You say it's a crazy scheme
This one's for real...damn
Haiku # 66905, February 18, 2020 11:13 am ET
by scotch of missed it by that much
You mean perDidor?
Like the guy in Deacon Blues?
Die behind the wheel?
Haiku # 66904, February 18, 2020 8:19 am ET
by I Cried When I Wrote This Song
soy un peridor
i am deacon blues you know.
kiss my alpha ass
Haiku # 66903, February 18, 2020 12:22 am ET
by vhs
Bloomberg as Mary Poppins
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mfLNRGtMaqo
Haiku # 66902, February 17, 2020 11:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm not Donald Trump
And I will stop and frisk you
Give you a lil kiss
Haiku # 66901, February 17, 2020 10:55 pm ET
by Mike Bloomberg of 2020 Presidential Campaign
I'm not Donald Trump
And I will stop and frisk you
Give you a lil kiss
Haiku # 66900, February 17, 2020 10:55 pm ET
by Mike Bloomberg of 2020 Presidential Campaign
You haiku losers:
I defy you. WRITE something.
Make it relevant.
Haiku # 66899, February 17, 2020 6:30 pm ET
by Opiates are the Religion of the Masses
If scotch unties you,
you'd better cork the bottle
and tie up loose ends.
Haiku # 66898, February 17, 2020 12:33 pm ET
by Uiskebaugh of Peatmoss
politics exhaust
but since the white house burned down
we can see the moon
Haiku # 66897, February 17, 2020 11:24 am ET
by scotch of untied states of reeee
I don't know, more lost
and troubled by a poison world
we all are that
Haiku # 66896, February 17, 2020 11:12 am ET
by vhs
Christless souls abound.
God-hating zombie legions
surround believers.
Haiku # 66895, February 17, 2020 11:07 am ET
by Normal Doctrine of Christ
when someone is a
believer the people who
challenge them do

so with no effort
of their own in their own lives
sometimes, who cares now?
Haiku # 66894, February 17, 2020 10:33 am ET
by vhs
i feel the hatred
of certain people who in
the end, will end too
Haiku # 66893, February 17, 2020 10:12 am ET
by vhs
none of us are good
i know i am not, but so
if i kill myself

for the amusement
of some liberal asshole
they dont have to change
Haiku # 66892, February 17, 2020 10:11 am ET
by vhs
lie lie lie lie lie
pretend to be a good Christian
lie lie lie lie lie
Haiku # 66891, February 17, 2020 2:36 am ET
by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
one person says Reeee to
me then there may be pieces
of them here and there
Haiku # 66890, February 15, 2020 11:39 pm ET
by vhs
Far left opinion:
Pedophilia... OK!
But racism... REEEE!
Haiku # 66889, February 15, 2020 3:10 pm ET
by both are gross
what to say when the
muisance goes retires and
fades into blackness
Haiku # 66888, February 15, 2020 2:50 pm ET
by vhs of some idiot might call me racist
EverÊ
Haiku # 66887, February 15, 2020 12:18 pm ET
by Arnold
Haiku pronouns RISE !
All Cis-syllable trannys
must regain their RIGHTS.
Haiku # 66886, February 14, 2020 8:49 am ET
by Trannysaurus Rex
REEEEEEEEjoice !
REEEEjects reefine haiku form
REEeeevealing the KEK .
Haiku # 66885, February 13, 2020 3:56 pm ET
by In Disgust We Trust
I reject your cis-syllable tyranny
Bad Haiku, you basket of deplorables
Haiku # 66884, February 13, 2020 1:36 pm ET
by Leftist of REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i have lost track of all the things i need
to pay attenton...to
Haiku # 66883, February 12, 2020 11:29 pm ET
by vhs
Gender denial
Thats the root of their madness:
Gender denial
Haiku # 66882, February 12, 2020 8:28 pm ET
by Biology of LGBTGQQWERTYUIOPASDFGHZXC
Mixed-up verbiage
Incoherence of haiku
Bot-generated
Haiku # 66881, February 12, 2020 9:42 am ET
by Adjustment of AI Systems
Dampish summertime
A modern, vampire frightens
watching the giraffe
Haiku # 66880, February 11, 2020 10:29 pm ET
by Idek
Yo homes its all good...
Smile now, cry later vato
(Doctoral research)
Haiku # 66879, February 11, 2020 4:03 pm ET
by Flaco of Con Safos
Even the fat ones,
Plus-size cholas, are sexy.
Cuidado, ese...
Haiku # 66878, February 11, 2020 3:58 pm ET
by El Guero of Gringolandia
Now she flings her thong:
Famous fat lady, singing
Sits down hard on me.
Haiku # 66877, February 11, 2020 3:47 pm ET
by Scenarios of Lotharios in Barrios
The Haiku ends here
Dirty laundry has been aired
Therapeutic bile
Haiku # 66876, February 11, 2020 3:16 pm ET
by The Private Detective of Stalking You
The sunrise at dawn
Like paranoia will reign
In your dark shadow
Haiku # 66875, February 11, 2020 3:13 pm ET
by The Private Detective of Stalking You
The old spinster waits
The HOUSE has revolving door
I'd leave it hanging
Haiku # 66874, February 11, 2020 3:06 pm ET
by The Private Detective of Stalking You
Slapper likes a drink
She fell onto a wine glass
You know what I mean
Haiku # 66873, February 11, 2020 3:04 pm ET
by The Private Detective of Stalking You
Fat or thin, the song
Is the thing. But a thin thong
Singes sin's fingers.

sometimes it's not at
all over WHEN the fat lady
singers her thong.
Haiku # 66872, February 11, 2020 3:00 pm ET
by Dipthongs of Beachwear
sometimes it's not at
all over WHEN the fat lady
singers her thong.
Haiku # 66871, February 11, 2020 1:16 pm ET
by vhs
Ok VHS,
Good point. But it's not over
til fat lady sings.
Haiku # 66870, February 11, 2020 7:15 am ET
by Orchestra of Obesity
the flesh dies, bodies
turn to dry bones, silent end
to loud empty talk
Haiku # 66869, February 11, 2020 6:48 am ET
by vhs
It's called HERstory
You sexist misogynist.
Get a uterus.
Haiku # 66868, February 10, 2020 7:37 pm ET
by Meaningful Discourse of Beasts
you know there is to
be a point where none of this
matters, we move on

it is called history
Haiku # 66867, February 10, 2020 11:03 am ET
by vhs
Dude: I'm NOT Lofan
But yes, Lofan is SO WOKE,
can't get back to sleep.
Haiku # 66866, February 9, 2020 2:28 pm ET
by Wong Right of Never Wrong
Lofan, you so smart
Actually that's a lie
But you like liars
Haiku # 66865, February 9, 2020 2:04 pm ET
by Can I be yo friend
First we were to freeze
Then, the population bomb
Now, it's just Netflix
Haiku # 66864, February 9, 2020 1:32 pm ET
by Malthusian Misconceptions
first the world's on fire
and now we're underwater
it's the new normal
Haiku # 66863, February 9, 2020 6:05 am ET
by ash of australia
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Haiku # 66862, February 8, 2020 8:59 pm ET
by Andre 3000 of https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8qMtsir0l9k&t=60s
After centuries,
It's just "HEY YAH HE YAHH HEEE"
(They call that music?)
Haiku # 66861, February 8, 2020 6:26 pm ET
by Athabaskan Basket Weavers
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