I'm not Donald Trump
And I will stop and frisk you
Give you a lil kiss
by Mike Bloomberg of 2020 Presidential Campaign
I'm not Donald Trump
And I will stop and frisk you
Give you a lil kiss
by Mike Bloomberg of 2020 Presidential Campaign
You haiku losers:
I defy you. WRITE something.
Make it relevant.
by Opiates are the Religion of the Masses
If scotch unties you,
you'd better cork the bottle
and tie up loose ends.
by Uiskebaugh of Peatmoss
politics exhaust
but since the white house burned down
we can see the moon
by scotch of untied states of reeee
I don't know, more lost
and troubled by a poison world
we all are that
by vhs
Christless souls abound.
God-hating zombie legions
surround believers.
by Normal Doctrine of Christ
when someone is a
believer the people who
challenge them do
so with no effort
of their own in their own lives
sometimes, who cares now?
by vhs
i feel the hatred
of certain people who in
the end, will end too
by vhs
none of us are good
i know i am not, but so
if i kill myself
for the amusement
of some liberal asshole
they dont have to change
by vhs
lie lie lie lie lie
pretend to be a good Christian
lie lie lie lie lie
by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
one person says Reeee to
me then there may be pieces
of them here and there
by vhs
Far left opinion:
Pedophilia... OK!
But racism... REEEE!
by both are gross
what to say when the
muisance goes retires and
fades into blackness
by vhs of some idiot might call me racist
Haiku pronouns RISE !
All Cis-syllable trannys
must regain their RIGHTS.
by Trannysaurus Rex
REEEEEEEEjoice !
REEEEjects reefine haiku form
REEeeevealing the KEK .
by In Disgust We Trust
I reject your cis-syllable tyranny
Bad Haiku, you basket of deplorables
by Leftist of REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i have lost track of all the things i need
to pay attenton...to
by vhs
Gender denial
Thats the root of their madness:
Gender denial
by Biology of LGBTGQQWERTYUIOPASDFGHZXC
Mixed-up verbiage
Incoherence of haiku
Bot-generated
by Adjustment of AI Systems
Dampish summertime
A modern, vampire frightens
watching the giraffe
by Idek
Yo homes its all good...
Smile now, cry later vato
(Doctoral research)
by Flaco of Con Safos
Even the fat ones,
Plus-size cholas, are sexy.
Cuidado, ese...
by El Guero of Gringolandia
Now she flings her thong:
Famous fat lady, singing
Sits down hard on me.
by Scenarios of Lotharios in Barrios
The Haiku ends here
Dirty laundry has been aired
Therapeutic bile
by The Private Detective of Stalking You
The sunrise at dawn
Like paranoia will reign
In your dark shadow
by The Private Detective of Stalking You
The old spinster waits
The HOUSE has revolving door
I'd leave it hanging
by The Private Detective of Stalking You
Slapper likes a drink
She fell onto a wine glass
You know what I mean
by The Private Detective of Stalking You
Fat or thin, the song
Is the thing. But a thin thong
Singes sin's fingers.
sometimes it's not at
all over WHEN the fat lady
singers her thong.
by Dipthongs of Beachwear
sometimes it's not at
all over WHEN the fat lady
singers her thong.
by vhs
Ok VHS,
Good point. But it's not over
til fat lady sings.
by Orchestra of Obesity
the flesh dies, bodies
turn to dry bones, silent end
to loud empty talk
by vhs
It's called HERstory
You sexist misogynist.
Get a uterus.
by Meaningful Discourse of Beasts
you know there is to
be a point where none of this
matters, we move on
it is called history
by vhs
Dude: I'm NOT Lofan
But yes, Lofan is SO WOKE,
can't get back to sleep.
by Wong Right of Never Wrong
Lofan, you so smart
Actually that's a lie
But you like liars
by Can I be yo friend
First we were to freeze
Then, the population bomb
Now, it's just Netflix
by Malthusian Misconceptions
first the world's on fire
and now we're underwater
it's the new normal
by ash of australia
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by Andre 3000 of https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8qMtsir0l9k&t=60s
After centuries,
It's just "HEY YAH HE YAHH HEEE"
(They call that music?)
by Athabaskan Basket Weavers
Yeah those fuckers in
Egypt and Babylon were
Real assholes, pagans
by Anonymous Poet
A thought just occurred:
Maybe your ancestors DID
Deserve slavery...
by Biblical Consequences of Israelite Prophecy
now my worst stress
is the worry i don't feel
like going about
by vhs
well think about it
this is an old website back
when net was all new.
by vhs
I write bad haiku
Then I come back to check site
Same haiku is there
by Poetic Product Not Moving
Fascism! Hitler!
Deplorables! Wait . . . what was
I talking about?
by Senior Moment of Frothing T.D.S.
Get in
Or I'll call you mean names online
by Democrat of Clown Car
Person: complains about MS13
Pelosi: we're all God's children!
MS13 member: ima butt rape n eat u
by Anonymous Poet
New Way Forward Act
Bring the illegals back in:
Like re-eating shit
by SMH of Upside Down Zionism
