BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
234 Days
and
67685 Haikus
later...
Google for "This is Wong on so many levels". I think you'll get a laugh.
Haiku #66917, by of
February 19, 2020 6:58 pm ET

I've stopped banging pigs.
Now I've got a human girl.
She smells much better!

Pigs are just nasty.
No redeeming qualities.
I'm going Kosher!
Haiku #66916, by of
February 19, 2020 6:54 pm ET

Wong Lofan noodles.
They're crispy on the outside,
soft in the middle.
Haiku #66915, by of
February 19, 2020 6:50 pm ET

Read Daniel 9;27
Haiku #66914, by Anonymous Poet
February 19, 2020 5:53 pm ET

Abomination
of Desolation. Might be
the Temple itself?
Haiku #66913, by Interpretations of Prophecy
February 19, 2020 8:57 am ET

Bloomberg the coke head
Don't want you to get to fat
Take a big gulp Mike!

Billionaire Bolshi smuck!
Racist masher @$$ hat clown
Trump will kick yer @$$!
Haiku #66912, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
February 19, 2020 5:07 am ET

and at night we crawl
we crawl along the sidewalks
until the sunrise
Haiku #66911, by nightcrawler
February 18, 2020 10:54 pm ET

when the net's shut down
and every web page goes dark
bad haiku is last
Haiku #66910, by scotch of hmm, this site doesn't like curly apostrophes I guess
February 18, 2020 5:13 pm ET

when the netâ
Haiku #66909, by scotch of on a facebook fast
February 18, 2020 5:11 pm ET

i got bored and strayed
but bad haiku forgives all
and asks no questionsâ
Haiku #66908, by scotch of take me back
February 18, 2020 5:09 pm ET

a small bug noted
this page title has "sumbit"
attention janis
Haiku #66907, by scotch of quality assurance (hi janis!)
February 18, 2020 4:55 pm ET

incidentally,
the word is spelled PERDEDOR.
alpha ass indeed
Haiku #66906, by scotch of it's phonetic for garsh's sake
February 18, 2020 3:04 pm ET

You call me a fool
You say it's a crazy scheme
This one's for real...damn
Haiku #66905, by scotch of missed it by that much
February 18, 2020 11:13 am ET

You mean perDidor?
Like the guy in Deacon Blues?
Die behind the wheel?
Haiku #66904, by I Cried When I Wrote This Song
February 18, 2020 8:19 am ET

soy un peridor
i am deacon blues you know.
kiss my alpha ass
Haiku #66903, by vhs
February 18, 2020 12:22 am ET

Bloomberg as Mary Poppins
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mfLNRGtMaqo
Haiku #66902, by Anonymous Poet
February 17, 2020 11:04 pm ET

I'm not Donald Trump
And I will stop and frisk you
Give you a lil kiss
Haiku #66901, by Mike Bloomberg of 2020 Presidential Campaign
February 17, 2020 10:55 pm ET

I'm not Donald Trump
And I will stop and frisk you
Give you a lil kiss
Haiku #66900, by Mike Bloomberg of 2020 Presidential Campaign
February 17, 2020 10:55 pm ET

You haiku losers:
I defy you. WRITE something.
Make it relevant.
Haiku #66899, by Opiates are the Religion of the Masses
February 17, 2020 6:30 pm ET

If scotch unties you,
you'd better cork the bottle
and tie up loose ends.
Haiku #66898, by Uiskebaugh of Peatmoss
February 17, 2020 12:33 pm ET

politics exhaust
but since the white house burned down
we can see the moon
Haiku #66897, by scotch of untied states of reeee
February 17, 2020 11:24 am ET

I don't know, more lost
and troubled by a poison world
we all are that
Haiku #66896, by vhs
February 17, 2020 11:12 am ET

Christless souls abound.
God-hating zombie legions
surround believers.
Haiku #66895, by Normal Doctrine of Christ
February 17, 2020 11:07 am ET

when someone is a
believer the people who
challenge them do

so with no effort
of their own in their own lives
sometimes, who cares now?
Haiku #66894, by vhs
February 17, 2020 10:33 am ET

i feel the hatred
of certain people who in
the end, will end too
Haiku #66893, by vhs
February 17, 2020 10:12 am ET

none of us are good
i know i am not, but so
if i kill myself

for the amusement
of some liberal asshole
they dont have to change
Haiku #66892, by vhs
February 17, 2020 10:11 am ET

lie lie lie lie lie
pretend to be a good Christian
lie lie lie lie lie
Haiku #66891, by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
February 17, 2020 2:36 am ET

one person says Reeee to
me then there may be pieces
of them here and there
Haiku #66890, by vhs
February 15, 2020 11:39 pm ET

Far left opinion:
Pedophilia... OK!
But racism... REEEE!
Haiku #66889, by both are gross
February 15, 2020 3:10 pm ET

what to say when the
muisance goes retires and
fades into blackness
Haiku #66888, by vhs of some idiot might call me racist
February 15, 2020 2:50 pm ET

EverÊ
Haiku #66887, by Arnold
February 15, 2020 12:18 pm ET

Haiku pronouns RISE !
All Cis-syllable trannys
must regain their RIGHTS.
Haiku #66886, by Trannysaurus Rex
February 14, 2020 8:49 am ET

REEEEEEEEjoice !
REEEEjects reefine haiku form
REEeeevealing the KEK .
Haiku #66885, by In Disgust We Trust
February 13, 2020 3:56 pm ET

I reject your cis-syllable tyranny
Bad Haiku, you basket of deplorables
Haiku #66884, by Leftist of REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
February 13, 2020 1:36 pm ET

i have lost track of all the things i need
to pay attenton...to
Haiku #66883, by vhs
February 12, 2020 11:29 pm ET

Gender denial
Thats the root of their madness:
Gender denial
Haiku #66882, by Biology of LGBTGQQWERTYUIOPASDFGHZXC
February 12, 2020 8:28 pm ET

Mixed-up verbiage
Incoherence of haiku
Bot-generated
Haiku #66881, by Adjustment of AI Systems
February 12, 2020 9:42 am ET

Dampish summertime
A modern, vampire frightens
watching the giraffe
Haiku #66880, by Idek
February 11, 2020 10:29 pm ET

Yo homes its all good...
Smile now, cry later vato
(Doctoral research)
Haiku #66879, by Flaco of Con Safos
February 11, 2020 4:03 pm ET

Even the fat ones,
Plus-size cholas, are sexy.
Cuidado, ese...
Haiku #66878, by El Guero of Gringolandia
February 11, 2020 3:58 pm ET

Now she flings her thong:
Famous fat lady, singing
Sits down hard on me.
Haiku #66877, by Scenarios of Lotharios in Barrios
February 11, 2020 3:47 pm ET

The Haiku ends here
Dirty laundry has been aired
Therapeutic bile
Haiku #66876, by The Private Detective of Stalking You
February 11, 2020 3:16 pm ET

The sunrise at dawn
Like paranoia will reign
In your dark shadow
Haiku #66875, by The Private Detective of Stalking You
February 11, 2020 3:13 pm ET

The old spinster waits
The HOUSE has revolving door
I'd leave it hanging
Haiku #66874, by The Private Detective of Stalking You
February 11, 2020 3:06 pm ET

Slapper likes a drink
She fell onto a wine glass
You know what I mean
Haiku #66873, by The Private Detective of Stalking You
February 11, 2020 3:04 pm ET

Fat or thin, the song
Is the thing. But a thin thong
Singes sin's fingers.

sometimes it's not at
all over WHEN the fat lady
singers her thong.
Haiku #66872, by Dipthongs of Beachwear
February 11, 2020 3:00 pm ET

sometimes it's not at
all over WHEN the fat lady
singers her thong.
Haiku #66871, by vhs
February 11, 2020 1:16 pm ET

Ok VHS,
Good point. But it's not over
til fat lady sings.
Haiku #66870, by Orchestra of Obesity
February 11, 2020 7:15 am ET

the flesh dies, bodies
turn to dry bones, silent end
to loud empty talk
Haiku #66869, by vhs
February 11, 2020 6:48 am ET

It's called HERstory
You sexist misogynist.
Get a uterus.
Haiku #66868, by Meaningful Discourse of Beasts
February 10, 2020 7:37 pm ET