Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 137 Days and 76970 Haiku later...

Seriously though,
What's the longest time you've fucked?
Stay in forever.
Haiku # 66928, February 21, 2020 3:04 am ET
by of
I am part robot.
Do not ask which part that is.
That is not polite.
Haiku # 66927, February 21, 2020 3:01 am ET
by of
Voting is stupid.
You know the whole thing is rigged.
Search your feelings, Luke.
Haiku # 66926, February 21, 2020 2:59 am ET
by of
Communist goat rope!
Democrats going crazy
Which loser will run?
Haiku # 66925, February 21, 2020 1:26 am ET
by Ronald Raygun of Good times past
What now Democrats?
All your base belong to us.
What will you do?

When you lose bigly?
Burn cities and wild riots?
Or will you wise up?

All your Candidates
Going down in flames damn fast
Its funny as hell!
Haiku # 66924, February 21, 2020 1:23 am ET
by Ronald Raygun of Good times past
Mike Bloomberg swoops in...
To China - the Super Cuck
Pimps out his daughter
Haiku # 66923, February 20, 2020 11:03 pm ET
by True Story
I have a penis.
And sometimes it is happy.
And that's a good thing.
Haiku # 66922, February 20, 2020 8:42 pm ET
by of
How to be rapper:
Your name is two random words
Preceded by "Lil"
Haiku # 66921, February 20, 2020 6:10 pm ET
by Lil Scribble Coin
Dork Lard Figpucker:
That's why the Brits have a dish
called "Bangers and Mash".
Haiku # 66920, February 20, 2020 7:36 am ET
by Zenith of Saxon Gastronomy
Do the Boogaloo.
And the Electric Breakdance.
Newest craze, ya know.
Haiku # 66919, February 20, 2020 7:09 am ET
by Underwhelmed of Overcoding
Congrats on quitting
Beastiality - never
Thought I'd have to say that
To someone, oh well
Haiku # 66918, February 19, 2020 10:18 pm ET
by Anomalous Poet
Google for "This is Wong on so many levels". I think you'll get a laugh.
Haiku # 66917, February 19, 2020 6:58 pm ET
by of
I've stopped banging pigs.
Now I've got a human girl.
She smells much better!

Pigs are just nasty.
No redeeming qualities.
I'm going Kosher!
Haiku # 66916, February 19, 2020 6:54 pm ET
by of
Wong Lofan noodles.
They're crispy on the outside,
soft in the middle.
Haiku # 66915, February 19, 2020 6:50 pm ET
by of
Read Daniel 9;27
Haiku # 66914, February 19, 2020 5:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Abomination
of Desolation. Might be
the Temple itself?
Haiku # 66913, February 19, 2020 8:57 am ET
by Interpretations of Prophecy
Bloomberg the coke head
Don't want you to get to fat
Take a big gulp Mike!

Billionaire Bolshi smuck!
Racist masher @$$ hat clown
Trump will kick yer @$$!
Haiku # 66912, February 19, 2020 5:07 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
and at night we crawl
we crawl along the sidewalks
until the sunrise
Haiku # 66911, February 18, 2020 10:54 pm ET
by nightcrawler
when the net's shut down
and every web page goes dark
bad haiku is last
Haiku # 66910, February 18, 2020 5:13 pm ET
by scotch of hmm, this site doesn't like curly apostrophes I guess
when the netâ
Haiku # 66909, February 18, 2020 5:11 pm ET
by scotch of on a facebook fast
i got bored and strayed
but bad haiku forgives all
and asks no questionsâ
Haiku # 66908, February 18, 2020 5:09 pm ET
by scotch of take me back
a small bug noted
this page title has "sumbit"
attention janis
Haiku # 66907, February 18, 2020 4:55 pm ET
by scotch of quality assurance (hi janis!)
incidentally,
the word is spelled PERDEDOR.
alpha ass indeed
Haiku # 66906, February 18, 2020 3:04 pm ET
by scotch of it's phonetic for garsh's sake
You call me a fool
You say it's a crazy scheme
This one's for real...damn
Haiku # 66905, February 18, 2020 11:13 am ET
by scotch of missed it by that much
You mean perDidor?
Like the guy in Deacon Blues?
Die behind the wheel?
Haiku # 66904, February 18, 2020 8:19 am ET
by I Cried When I Wrote This Song
soy un peridor
i am deacon blues you know.
kiss my alpha ass
Haiku # 66903, February 18, 2020 12:22 am ET
by vhs
Bloomberg as Mary Poppins
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mfLNRGtMaqo
Haiku # 66902, February 17, 2020 11:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm not Donald Trump
And I will stop and frisk you
Give you a lil kiss
Haiku # 66901, February 17, 2020 10:55 pm ET
by Mike Bloomberg of 2020 Presidential Campaign
I'm not Donald Trump
And I will stop and frisk you
Give you a lil kiss
Haiku # 66900, February 17, 2020 10:55 pm ET
by Mike Bloomberg of 2020 Presidential Campaign
You haiku losers:
I defy you. WRITE something.
Make it relevant.
Haiku # 66899, February 17, 2020 6:30 pm ET
by Opiates are the Religion of the Masses
If scotch unties you,
you'd better cork the bottle
and tie up loose ends.
Haiku # 66898, February 17, 2020 12:33 pm ET
by Uiskebaugh of Peatmoss
politics exhaust
but since the white house burned down
we can see the moon
Haiku # 66897, February 17, 2020 11:24 am ET
by scotch of untied states of reeee
I don't know, more lost
and troubled by a poison world
we all are that
Haiku # 66896, February 17, 2020 11:12 am ET
by vhs
Christless souls abound.
God-hating zombie legions
surround believers.
Haiku # 66895, February 17, 2020 11:07 am ET
by Normal Doctrine of Christ
when someone is a
believer the people who
challenge them do

so with no effort
of their own in their own lives
sometimes, who cares now?
Haiku # 66894, February 17, 2020 10:33 am ET
by vhs
i feel the hatred
of certain people who in
the end, will end too
Haiku # 66893, February 17, 2020 10:12 am ET
by vhs
none of us are good
i know i am not, but so
if i kill myself

for the amusement
of some liberal asshole
they dont have to change
Haiku # 66892, February 17, 2020 10:11 am ET
by vhs
lie lie lie lie lie
pretend to be a good Christian
lie lie lie lie lie
Haiku # 66891, February 17, 2020 2:36 am ET
by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
one person says Reeee to
me then there may be pieces
of them here and there
Haiku # 66890, February 15, 2020 11:39 pm ET
by vhs
Far left opinion:
Pedophilia... OK!
But racism... REEEE!
Haiku # 66889, February 15, 2020 3:10 pm ET
by both are gross
what to say when the
muisance goes retires and
fades into blackness
Haiku # 66888, February 15, 2020 2:50 pm ET
by vhs of some idiot might call me racist
EverÊ
Haiku # 66887, February 15, 2020 12:18 pm ET
by Arnold
Haiku pronouns RISE !
All Cis-syllable trannys
must regain their RIGHTS.
Haiku # 66886, February 14, 2020 8:49 am ET
by Trannysaurus Rex
REEEEEEEEjoice !
REEEEjects reefine haiku form
REEeeevealing the KEK .
Haiku # 66885, February 13, 2020 3:56 pm ET
by In Disgust We Trust
I reject your cis-syllable tyranny
Bad Haiku, you basket of deplorables
Haiku # 66884, February 13, 2020 1:36 pm ET
by Leftist of REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i have lost track of all the things i need
to pay attenton...to
Haiku # 66883, February 12, 2020 11:29 pm ET
by vhs
Gender denial
Thats the root of their madness:
Gender denial
Haiku # 66882, February 12, 2020 8:28 pm ET
by Biology of LGBTGQQWERTYUIOPASDFGHZXC
Mixed-up verbiage
Incoherence of haiku
Bot-generated
Haiku # 66881, February 12, 2020 9:42 am ET
by Adjustment of AI Systems
Dampish summertime
A modern, vampire frightens
watching the giraffe
Haiku # 66880, February 11, 2020 10:29 pm ET
by Idek
Yo homes its all good...
Smile now, cry later vato
(Doctoral research)
Haiku # 66879, February 11, 2020 4:03 pm ET
by Flaco of Con Safos
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